Fantasy Bond 24 press rumours and reports

AlphaOmegaSin

Is Blofeld the Husband?

Barbel

I'm not falling into that Trapp.

Thunderpussy

# I'm on the pill, with a lonely Shepard ...... )

The Domino Effect

Dough, a lot, a lot of money
What EON likes to spend

Charmed & Dangerous

I can just hear DC singing it now:

"Rachel Weisz, Rachel Weisz, every morning you greet me...."

Thunderpussy

) ) )

Thunderpussy

A few of my favourite things !.....

Vodka Martinis, that are vigorously shaken
And all of the dangerous risks I keep taking
Caviar and duck, served by miss Ling
These are a few of my favourite things.

Or if pitted against IS.
" What are we going to do about Sharia !"

AlphaOmegaSin

Exploding Martinis )

Thunderpussy

Nigel Garage will be making a guest appearance in the PTS.

Charmed & Dangerous

Thunderpussy wrote:

Nigel Garage will be making a guest appearance in the PTS.

Is that where Bond parks his Aston? "Time to get out".

Thunderpussy

) )

Thunderpussy

Sorry about the F'n Farage ! ) ( bloody spell correction, thingy )

Charmed & Dangerous

) same thing happened to me last week when I was writing about Bond's car phone in FRWL:

Charmed & Dangerous wrote:

hmmm it was the pager I was thinking of, not the cad phone - been a while since I watched FRWL.

cad phone ) )

Thunderpussy

Although I do like the idea of a Cad phone ) owned by the sort of bloke
who's an absolute Bounder ! obviously drives a "Jag" ) and looks like
Terry Thomas.

Mr Mallory

Using computer cgi techniques. All the Bonds
Will be seen in Bond24.

Thunderpussy

Like a long dead Jedi Master, Dame Judi is to appear as a wise spirit
To help give 007 advice in the new movie.

chrisisall

Thunderpussy wrote:

Like a long dead Jedi Master, Dame Judi is to appear as a wise spirit
To help give 007 advice in the new movie.

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welshboy78

Thunderpussy wrote:

Like a long dead Jedi Master, Dame Judi is to appear as a wise spirit
To help give 007 advice in the new movie.

I can see it now "Take the bloody shot!!"

Number24

The title of Bond 24 has been revealed and it suggests Austria is central to the plot :

You Only Yodel Twice

Number24

Reports say other possible titles were:

Never Ever Yodel Again

A View to a Yodel

Yodel Another Day

Thunderpussy

DC getting some yodelling lessons ! :v )
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LybSS4amIS0

Number24

Word is there will be a scene between Bond and Blofeld inspired by this video, but in a more agressive tone:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtPiGYsllos

Thunderpussy

You could just feel the sexual tension ! )

Number24

I can reveal that Bond and Blofeld will be standing on seperate mountains yodeling threats and puns to each other. Blofelds henchmen try to sneak up on 007 during the yodeling, but Bond tricks them by hitting a high note that starts the avalanche that burries the SPECTRE operatives. "We always want to show the audience something they haven't seen before," says a EON source. "This time we'll go one step further and let the audience see and hear something they won't see or hear again. Ever."

chrisisall

) this thread... ) )
is wacky... )

Thunderpussy

) It's a great Norwegian export !

Number24

Thank you ;% It's hard to make the posts here sillier and wackier than real press reports, but I do my best!

Thunderpussy

There is to be a night time Ski chase, through a forest. Shot in 3D , to
Give the audience the experience and thrill of Skiing in the dark !
Cinema staff at chosen moments will throw shovel fulls of snow into
The audience for added realism. ) this section is to be directed by
Chris Nolan. )

chrisisall

Can we get a climactic fight in the Colosseum? Like that one between Lee & Norris?

Thunderpussy

Daniel Craig has been taking roller skating lessons for a
Flashback sequence, when the young Bond was a Roller disco
King !