Most Unrealistic Bond Movie?

chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
in The James Bond Films
Which Bond film do you feel demands the highest degree of suspension of disbelief?

Between hollowed-out volcanoes, steel teeth & orbital lasers, there's a lot to choose from.
I'm gonna go with Moonraker.
A private businessman financing a 400 billion dollar operation that COVERTLY puts a space station into orbit? No, sorry, that is the very definition of impossible in my book. :))
Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Whilst Moonraker is high up there, TSWLM has some un-realistic Aspects too.
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    1, DAD
    2, MR
    3,YOLT

    from my list YOLT would seem quite sensible ! :))
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    He was planning to repopulate the world with "perfect" people. They were only a small group though.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    And Drax would have a lot of cleaning up to do!
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    hehadlotsofguts wrote:
    He was planning to repopulate the world with "perfect" people. They were only a small group though.
    That was a stretch; contracting & subcontracting billions in space technology production AND launching the parts into orbit AND assembling it there without financial or space agencies becoming aware of it is more of a *SNAP* than a stretch IMO. :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Did he consider his crew in the yellow suits to be perfect too?
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It might be a "stereotype " but most "beautiful people " aren't that bright
    ( look at Zoolander ) ;) So Drax would need the people in yellow suits to
    Run everything. While the Beautiful people, concentrate on opening a
    Carton of orange juice. :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Drax wasn't really the 'Perfect Definition of Man' either
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    If he was a real man he'd have repopulated it Only with Beautiful
    Women ! " It's good to be the king !" :)) :p
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    hehadlotsofguts wrote:
    Did he consider his crew in the yellow suits to be perfect too?

    The yellow suits were only like that in case the flight attendants spilling drinks while serving lunch on the way to space....
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,104Chief of Staff
    chrisisall wrote:
    Which Bond film do you feel demands the highest degree of suspension of disbelief? :))

    Taking the question totally literally, there is only one candidate for that prize and I'm surprised no-one has mentioned it so far.

    Casino Royale, 1967.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Smoke the right cigarette and it makes perfect sense. ;) :))
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Zoolander is my idol. I want to be smart like him when I grow up which is why I'm currently going to a school for people who don't read good.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    The Domino Effect wrote:
    don't read good.
    :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    I'd go with Moonraker. There is no way you can take pictures while driving like Manuela does. Totally Unrealistic!!
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I hope they got round to building " much bigger " school than the one
    They showed Zoolander. :))

    Taking photos while driving can be done ! And successfully too ;)
    I'm not admitting to it, but it can be done. :D
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    chrisisall wrote:
    Which Bond film do you feel demands the highest degree of suspension of disbelief? :))

    Taking the question totally literally, there is only one candidate for that prize and I'm surprised no-one has mentioned it so far.

    Casino Royale, 1967.

    Maybe I'm just speaking for myself, but perhaps that's because CR '67 isn't really considered to be a real Bond film!
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • MooseWithFleasMooseWithFleas Philadelphia, PAPosts: 754MI6 Agent
    YOLT, Moonraker, DAF, and DAD. Unrealistic doesn't bother me too much though as the first two are some of the most enjoyable for me.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,104Chief of Staff
    Blackleiter wrote:

    Maybe I'm just speaking for myself, but perhaps that's because CR '67 isn't really considered to be a real Bond film!

    :)) Naturally it isn't, but I did say literally! It's nonetheless technically a Bond film, and is definitely more unrealistic than MR, DAD, and YOLT rolled into one.
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,820MI6 Agent
    I'm with Barbel on this one.

    Moonraker stretches the envelope no more than YOLT or DAD in my eyes. Highly improbable on many levels, and Bonds 3rd of 4 outright Sci Fi 007 flicks. (The second being TSWLM).

    By contrast, CR-67 is a psycadelic mele that is insane within its own narrative and has a couple of wildly hyper slapstick moments and many sureal moments of nonsense. A complete gadget overload, a storyline so out there it could orbit Mars. Plus Peter Sellars - a talented actor and comedian otherwise, is Crap as Bond!

    Exploding Robot Grouse + Drinka-Pinta-Milka-Day BOOM! = Leaves me in hysterics.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    MooseWithFleas wrote:
    YOLT, Moonraker, DAF, and DAD. Unrealistic doesn't bother me too much though as the first two are some of the most enjoyable for me.
    I own & regularly enjoy YOLT, DAF & DAD (in that order), however, MR is just TOO unbelievable to me on other than a pure 'Flint' level.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    Blackleiter wrote:

    Maybe I'm just speaking for myself, but perhaps that's because CR '67 isn't really considered to be a real Bond film!

    :)) Naturally it isn't, but I did say literally! It's nonetheless technically a Bond film, and is definitely more unrealistic than MR, DAD, and YOLT rolled into one.

    No argument here! :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Blackleiter wrote:
    Barbel wrote:
    Blackleiter wrote:

    Maybe I'm just speaking for myself, but perhaps that's because CR '67 isn't really considered to be a real Bond film!

    :)) Naturally it isn't, but I did say literally! It's nonetheless technically a Bond film, and is definitely more unrealistic than MR, DAD, and YOLT rolled into one.

    No argument here! :))
    CR '67 is not a Bond movie because it's not MOVIE. It's a mess. :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Blackleiter wrote:
    Barbel wrote:

    :)) Naturally it isn't, but I did say literally! It's nonetheless technically a Bond film, and is definitely more unrealistic than MR, DAD, and YOLT rolled into one.

    No argument here! :))
    CR '67 is not a Bond movie because it's not MOVIE. It's a mess. :))

    That's an insult to messes! :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    a Messi film that misses its goal. ;)
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    It was just pointed out to me in another forum that Icarus was completely off the wall. MORE sun? Is that what our climate needs?
    That basically makes DAD even more unrealistic than MR, I guess. :s
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • DelicatessenInSteelDelicatessenInSteel Posts: 181MI6 Agent
    Other than the double take pigeon and Jaws surviving (he could have) ..Moonraker was pretty plausible with the thinking at the time. In 1979 all the stuff in Moonraker would have been thought to only be 10 years away, even the awesome space marines.The movie was billed as science fact, Nasa was on board as advisers, and it was supposed to open with the launching of the space shuttle. At the time the space shuttle concept was to make space travel easy and cheaply. It wasn't the producers fault that NASA's space shuttle program got delayed by years and it was a black hole of money spending and completely ended up being impractical. So my vote goes to YOLT, DAD, CR 67 & Skyfall (only because Bond and M are so inept(Goes against the hyperrealism of all previous Bonds succeeding)-its like a Clouseau movie except Clouseau always succeeded)..went off on tangent. http://the007dossier.com/ is awesome!!!!!! dude has collected really choice bond docs etc.
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  • CmdrAtticusCmdrAtticus United StatesPosts: 1,102MI6 Agent
    The films mentioned here are right at the top of my list. They are just as way out there as much as the Flint films were.
  • JayCobb1045JayCobb1045 Posts: 79MI6 Agent
    I'm surprised no one has mentioned TND! He's a well known media figure who does *nothing* to hide the fact that he's a villain. Worse, he's a news provider who publicly admits he fabricates news stories! Then, his whole villain plot is - you guessed it - fabricating news stories! Why isn't anyone questioning this man who very publicly acts like a super-villain?
    "Names is for tombstones, baby!"

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