Most Unrealistic Bond Movie?

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  • Brosnan_fanBrosnan_fan Sydney, AustraliaPosts: 521MI6 Agent
    For me, the three most unrealistic (INPO) movies are MR, YOLT and DAD.
    "Well, he certainly left with his tails between his legs."
  • Napoleon PluralNapoleon Plural LondonPosts: 10,467MI6 Agent
    By any rational definition, MR wins hands down, but of course in terms of a film obeying its own rules, it sort of succeeds. I personally can suspend disbelief, whereas in other, more credible films, there are moments when they break their own rules more flagrantly.
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  • Gassy ManGassy Man USAPosts: 2,972MI6 Agent
    Shady Tree wrote:
    None of the Bond films are realistic, so for me the relevant question is whether each film makes sense in terms of its own fantasy world and its own aesthetic grammar. On that basis, some of the most outlandishly fantastic movies in the series, such as YOLT, are more convincing than some of the grittier, more 'realistic' ones, such as QOS.
    Excellent post.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Shady Tree wrote:
    some of the most outlandishly fantastic movies in the series, such as YOLT, are more convincing than some of the grittier, more 'realistic' ones, such as QOS.
    Yes, interesting. Internal logic is important. Movies instantly construct their own worlds, and so called 'realism' is more or less merely a touchstone.
    I would say that Moonraker makes more sense than Man Of Steel by this reckoning.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Remember the one where James Bond was trying to stop the bad guy from doing criminal stuff and the bad guy's henchmen were trying to keep James Bond from thwarting the bad guy's plans, and then James Bond sneaked into the bad guy's big, giant hideout and blew it up, and then escaped with the girl, and then M and Q were looking for James Bond and when they found him he was off somewhere making out with the girl? I think that's the most unrealistic Bond movie! :D
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :)) .... and there we have the script for Bond 24. {[]
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :)) .... and there we have the script for Bond 24. {[]

    Great! I'll alert EON immediately! :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    But it won't be too long before there's a YouTube
    Nickpicking video, pointing out all the mistakes ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :)) .... and there we have the script for Bond 24. {[]

    Great! I'll alert EON immediately! :))
    Daniel Craig will be... so thrilled. :D
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Many Bond plots are somewhat unrealistic, isn't that what they are supposed to be though? They have situations in them which don't happen IRL. They are a form of escapism and i enjoy it.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Many Bond plots are somewhat unrealistic, isn't that what they are supposed to be though?
    I always thought so...
    They have situations in them which don't happen IRL. They are a form of escapism and i enjoy it.
    Some parts of Roger's movies crossed the line into near parody, likewise, some parts of Dan's films have crossed the line into faux-gritty reality.
    IMO DN, OHMSS & TLD need to be the templates for the Bond 'Verse. Excess within control, as it were. -{
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Virgil37Virgil37 Posts: 1,212MI6 Agent
    DAD. Invisible cars, surfing tsunamis, rays cutting countries in half, Madonna as fencing instructor, none of this can happen in real life... In general, Brosnan era had the most unrealistic everything: stunts, plots, Bond girls, guns, cars,...did I mention the stunts?
  • Virgil37Virgil37 Posts: 1,212MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    chrisisall wrote:
    Which Bond film do you feel demands the highest degree of suspension of disbelief? :))

    Taking the question totally literally, there is only one candidate for that prize and I'm surprised no-one has mentioned it so far.

    Casino Royale, 1967.

    It's funny you should mention CR 67. It was actually my first "Bond" ever. As a kid in the early 80s I had heard of this "James Bond" character, and CR 67 was on TV. I remember not liking it one bit. Thankfully, a few years later I saw my first couple of real Bond movies, OP and AVTAK. Now that I think about it, it was a good thing that I saw CR 67 first thinking it was the real thing. Moore movies appeared dead serious in comparison.
  • dr. evan-gelistdr. evan-gelist SheffieldPosts: 399MI6 Agent
    Even though its my favourite, licence to kill.

    Cocaine that can be processed into petrol to avoid customs and back again sorry NO
    "You're in the wrong business... leave it to the professionals!"
    James Bond- Licence To Kill
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Cocaine that can be processed into petrol to avoid customs and back again sorry NO
    The molecules can be force-joined and then filtered out with acids; it's not impossible, just extremely difficult. I have a doctorate in Treknobabble, and I see no problem in this. B-)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    During the reconversion demo, it just looked like the consistency of mayo. It looks useless. How would they turn the coke back into powder?
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • dr. evan-gelistdr. evan-gelist SheffieldPosts: 399MI6 Agent
    I know what you mean just a gooey substance.
    "You're in the wrong business... leave it to the professionals!"
    James Bond- Licence To Kill
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    That Process was rather ingenious actually -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • dr. evan-gelistdr. evan-gelist SheffieldPosts: 399MI6 Agent
    It was a great idea I just think its physically too much hassle
    "You're in the wrong business... leave it to the professionals!"
    James Bond- Licence To Kill
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    During the reconversion demo, it just looked like the consistency of mayo. It looks useless. How would they turn the coke back into powder?
    How do they turn wet dough & sauce & shredded cheese bits into a pizza? It's just one of those mysteries, I guess. :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    It's " movie magic" guys, best to just go with it . :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    edited September 2014
    Even though its my favourite, licence to kill.

    Cocaine that can be processed into petrol to avoid customs and back again sorry NO

    Yes, I've always wondered about the validity of this one myself and I suspect that the "bonus" of the gasoline would be all you would be left with really! :)) And the irony that Licence to Kill is largely grounded in realism is not lost on me, either.
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Yes, I've always wondered about the validity of this one myself and I suspect that the "bonus" of the gasoline would be all you would be left with really! :)) And the irony that Licence to Kill is largely grounded in realism is not lost on me, either.
    Look, they're not gonna put in a film like that a REAL way to smuggle coke. You just have to say to yourself it's a stand-in for a process that's better off not being publicised, like when they show you a lock being picked without ACTUALLY showing how it's done for real...
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I've never looked into it. But I'd say it's one of those little scientific
    Bits, that " work" on paper or in small quantities in the lab, but
    Probably wouldn't be economical in large quantities, or just
    Wouldn't work in real life. :)) either way, if it's possible then it
    WILL work in movies. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Yes, I've always wondered about the validity of this one myself and I suspect that the "bonus" of the gasoline would be all you would be left with really! :)) And the irony that Licence to Kill is largely grounded in realism is not lost on me, either.
    Look, they're not gonna put in a film like that a REAL way to smuggle coke. You just have to say to yourself it's a stand-in for a process that's better off not being publicised, like when they show you a lock being picked without ACTUALLY showing how it's done for real...

    Yes, you're right there of course - it never entered my tiny mind! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    I think if you were to get a really, REALLY large sheet of filter paper from a coffee percolator, and an even bigger funnel, that would be the best way to do it...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    Yes it is a Bond film ! THINK BIG !!!! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I think if you were to get a really, REALLY large sheet of filter paper from a coffee percolator, and an even bigger funnel, that would be the best way to do it...

    A Cocaine Enema? :o
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • walther p99walther p99 NJPosts: 3,416MI6 Agent
    Roger's films are the most unrealistic, because hes the least believable Bond.
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Roger's films are the most unrealistic, because hes the least believable Bond.

    BINGO! {[]
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