Bond actors as Martial Arts...

chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
in General James Bond Chat
Yeah, strange thread, but as a Martial Arts fan, I figured I could try it...

Connery: Hung Ga- straight to the point like an iron bar.
Lazenby: Pro Wrestling- he just wants to beat peeps and toss them about.
Moore: Tai Chi- kicks your arse like a gentleman.
Dalton: Jeet Kune Do- emotional content.
Brosnan: Praying Mantis- lots of fancy moves.
Craig: Muay Thai- plain tough.

Thoughts?
Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Yeah, strange thread, but as a Martial Arts fan, I figured I could try it...

    Connery: Hung Ga- straight to the point like an iron bar.
    Lazenby: Pro Wrestling- he just wants to beat peeps and toss them about.
    Moore: Tai Chi- kicks your arse like a gentleman.
    Dalton: Jeet Kune Do- emotional content.
    Brosnan: Praying Mantis- lots of fancy moves.
    Craig: Muay Thai- plain tough.

    Thoughts?

    that's a tough one chrisisall
    the only one I can think of is DC as a streetfighter , you know biting eyegouging ear tearing, cheek ripping
    testicle wrenching ,elbowing ,basically your typical Royal marine stuff or Millwall fan :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Connery, Lazenby = Boxers, old fashioned, tough
    Moore, Dalton, Brosnan =
    Aikido, lots of throwing the other guy around but looking cool
    Craig, = Krav Maga, close combat, brutal
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    I was meaning their personalities, but it's inevitable that their actual fighting methods bleed into my concept. -{
    I even kind of did it myself. :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " If you do not ask specific questions, I cannot be responsible for your misinterpretation of the answers. " :)) ( you have to imagine me as, Jane Seymore and treat me nice, and you
    Might see more ! ) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    " If you do not ask specific questions, I cannot be responsible for your misinterpretation of the answers. " :))
    Masterfully played, sir! B-)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • Le SamouraiLe Samourai Honolulu, HIPosts: 573MI6 Agent
    Hmmm… that's a surprisingly tricky question.

    Sean Connery: Wing Chun. Elegant but explosive.

    Lazenby: Jun Fan. Just as Jun Fan built on Wing Chun, Lazenby tried to build on Connery.

    Moore: Aikido. Easy and effortless.

    Dalton: Western Boxing. His approach was back-to-the-basics with few showy frills.

    Brosnan: Jeet Jun Do. He tried to adapt what was useful (from earlier Bonds) and reject the rest. Not sure if he really added what was uniquely his own.

    Craig: Gracie-style Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. Like the Gracies in early UFCs, he came out of nowhere, surpassed expectations, and blew people away.
    —Le Samourai

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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Whoah, EXCELLENT. -{
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm happy to see We both had Moore as Aikido, Le Samourai. :))
    Makes it look effortless. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    whoa ,le samourai man certainly knows his stuff
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    I'm happy to see We both had Moore as Aikido, Le Samourai. :))
    Makes it look effortless. :D

    Makes sense, because it certainly looks like no effort is being expended! (Doesn't look particularly realistic or effective either!) :))
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    I really wouldn't have a clue where to start with this one so I'll pass! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    As yet no one has mentioned the Old Northern Art of " Ecky Thump" :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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