Bond actors: best to worst shape.

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,102Chief of Staff
    Try Eton (briefly) then Fettes, as stated in Fleming.
  • DieAnotherDayDieAnotherDay Glasgow, ScotlandPosts: 460MI6 Agent
    Connery was at his peak in DN and FRWL and he looks fat as a pug in DAF
    Lazenby looked fine in his film
    Moore never looked fit
    Dalton was pretty think in both films but never muscular
    Pierce looked best in TWINE
    Craig was a beast in CR
    ....and the best he ever managed was a sermon on the mount.
  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    Connery was quite a porker in DAF. Heres what the films would be called if Connery did them all

    Dr no-carb
    From taco bell with love
    Gold arches
    Meatball
    You only exercised twice
    On her majestys secret banquet
    Rind chips are forever
    Live and lets eat
    The man with the golden twinkie
    The spy who ate me
    Moonpies
    For your fries only
    Fatpussy
    A view to a taco stand
    The thanksgiving delights
    License to eat
    Golden fry
    Junk food never dies
    The buffet is not enough
    Diet another day
    pizza royale
    Quantum of calories
    Bloodsugarfall

    Oh and never say lose weight again
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Heh, I had to laugh here... :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • DevilMayCare007DevilMayCare007 Posts: 196MI6 Agent
    Absolutely_Cart wrote:
    Connery was quite a porker in DAF. Heres what the films would be called if Connery did them all

    Dr no-carb
    From taco bell with love
    Gold arches
    Meatball
    You only exercised twice
    On her majestys secret banquet
    Rind chips are forever
    Live and lets eat
    The man with the golden twinkie
    The spy who ate me
    Moonpies
    For your fries only
    Fatpussy
    A view to a taco stand
    The thanksgiving delights
    License to eat
    Golden fry
    Junk food never dies
    The buffet is not enough
    Diet another day
    pizza royale
    Quantum of calories
    Bloodsugarfall

    Oh and never say lose weight again
    Too funny !! :)) :))
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Absolutely_Cart wrote:
    Connery was quite a porker in DAF. Heres what the films would be called if Connery did them all

    Dr no-carb
    From taco bell with love
    Gold arches
    Meatball
    You only exercised twice
    On her majestys secret banquet
    Rind chips are forever
    Live and lets eat
    The man with the golden twinkie
    The spy who ate me
    Moonpies
    For your fries only
    Fatpussy
    A view to a taco stand
    The thanksgiving delights
    License to eat
    Golden fry
    Junk food never dies
    The buffet is not enough
    Diet another day
    pizza royale
    Quantum of calories
    Bloodsugarfall

    Oh and never say lose weight again

    Leave Sir Sean alone!!! (That's damned funny, though! :)))
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Blackleiter wrote:
    (That's damned funny, though! :)))
    The Buffet is Not Enough almost killed me. :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Blackleiter wrote:
    (That's damned funny, though! :)))
    The Buffet is Not Enough almost killed me. :))

    I know! And Live and Lets Eat and For Your Fries Only had me rolling too! :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    A Fridge too far? :))
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    A Fridge too far? :))

    Clever, but I think the theme is variations on Bond film titles. (A View To A Fridge?)
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I know, but I couldn't think of any better ones.
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  • Moore ThanMoore Than EnglandPosts: 3,173MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    A Fridge too far? :))

    Carrying on the Sean Connery/food theme. :D

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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Twixland
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    Moore Than wrote:
    The Hunt for Red Lobster

    :)) :)) :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    The League of extraordinary Fat Men -{
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    The Waffle House (May be a bit obscure for non-Americans).
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Darby o'gill and the Big Mac People.
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  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
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    The Unmunchables?
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Indiana Jones and the Last Croissant
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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    Crisps at Heart.
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    The Name of The Roses.
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  • AwesomeshizzAwesomeshizz Posts: 26MI6 Agent
    For the actors, as a whole-
    1) connery [ despite his last 2 or 3]
    2) craig
    3) Brosnan [ despite looking to thin in his own debut]
    4) Lazenby- looks decent enough in a little fight
    5) dalton
    6) moore [ by far at the bottom]
    1) connery 2) dalton 3) craig 4) brosnan 5) moore 6) lazenby
  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Indiana Jones and the Last Croissant

    LMAO! yesh, it'sh time to bring thish bhack

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  • SpoffSpoff Posts: 244MI6 Agent
    edited April 2015
    I think Connery has the best overall look from the point of view of the novels.

    But Dalton was the best overall package of look and character as far as I am concerned.

    Craig was big in CR, which made you believe he could kill someone, but I thought it was a slightly over the top look for Bond, he looked better in QoS and Skyfall, and also seems to look better in SPECTRE.

    Lazenby looked good, the closest to Connery I reckon. But I struggled a bit with his portrayal of the character, I didn't like it too much, particularly his voice.

    Brosnan was ok too, a bit too pretty boy, but passable.

    Whilst I love Roger Moore's portrayal of Bond, I don't think he looks at all like Bond is described in the novels. But that's fine because out of all of them I think Roger is the one who made it most "his own take on it" and I like that, it makes a nice change.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    I'm with Spoff. -{
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    What about Dalton? He looked fairly close to Flemings Bond :)
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    I think so.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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