AJB Christmas Pantomime 2014

ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
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Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls.
After great difficulties with production problems, leaked plots to the International Press and theft of props.
The AJB Amateur Dramatic Society in conjunction with S+BS Productions are pleased to announce this years Pantomime {[]

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One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    Although I believe most of the leaks in this
    production have to do with incontinence problems ! :D
    {[] Very nice. -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Very good :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    I'd like a stall, please.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Haha brilliant! :)) will Peter Pan be wearing magical footwear to help him fly?

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    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    Very nice, AA! I love it!

    But you should see my wife's sour face when she saw the poster :)) :)) :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,709MI6 Agent
    If you need me, I'll be sitting at the bar.
    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Me, AS and BL will be getting rather off our Faces at the Bar :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Asp9mm and I will be flogging TF's new "pendants" in the interval :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Ah yes, very tasteful and in time for Christmas. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,541MI6 Agent
    Charmed & Dangerous wrote:
    Asp9mm and I will be flogging TF's new "pendants" in the interval :D

    But the Sunspel/Oliver Peoples branded versions that are made in China.
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  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Hey, I was told it was going to be rumpled foreskin and Singe was taking the lead :v
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    I like Higgy baby's matching hat :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Also Welshboy78 will be selling his new range of
    Falkland Food. A mix of Argentinian and Indian
    called " The Argie- Bhaji " :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,924Chief of Staff
    Would you like to borrow my tutu, Pete ? :D

    I'll even wash it if you ask nicely :))
    YNWA 97
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,086Chief of Staff
    ACACIA_AVENUE wrote:
    Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls.
    After great difficulties with production problems, leaked plots to the International Press and theft of props.
    The AJB Amateur Dramatic Society in conjunction with S+BS Productions are pleased to announce this years Pantomime {[]

    S_BS_PANTO_POSTER_1.jpg

    :)) :)) :)) VERY good!
  • LexiLexi LondonPosts: 3,000MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    ACACIA_AVENUE wrote:
    Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls.
    After great difficulties with production problems, leaked plots to the International Press and theft of props.
    The AJB Amateur Dramatic Society in conjunction with S+BS Productions are pleased to announce this years Pantomime {[]

    S_BS_PANTO_POSTER_1.jpg

    :)) :)) :)) VERY good!

    Brilliant... :))
    She's worth whatever chaos she brings to the table and you know it. ~ Mark Anthony
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    Would you like to borrow my tutu, Pete ? :D

    I'll even wash it if you ask nicely :))

    Yes please, no need to wash :D
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    danjaq_0ff wrote:
    I like Higgy baby's matching hat :D
    Don't you Higgy-baby me!
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    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,427MI6 Agent
    The pantomine looks spectacular and I'm looking forward to it. You did forget somethin gon the poster: I mentioned the delicious Norwegian Christmas dish 'smalahove' in The Silencer and the Bra Strap and since there has been a huge popular demand from members. Your wish is my command. I will serve Smalahove all night during the pantomime. Please be civil and form an orderly que!

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I was trying to forget ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,427MI6 Agent
    edited December 2014
    I understand it must be very difficult to get hold of Smalahove abroad (i.e. not Norway), and this must be very depressing. But there is a solution! You can move to Norway B-) . Here you can enjoy weekend-long TV broadcasts about knitting and singing psalms. On the weekends when there is no "Slow TV" on offer you can spend the weekends in your cabin in the mountains, enjoying life without electricity or running water. Best of all: you can eat Smalahove as often as you like! :)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :))
    Out of interest Number24, how are the Bonds shown on Norwegian TV ?
    Have they been shown for long ? Are they censored in any way ?
    and have you guys ever heard of a salad ? :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    When I'm in Norway with the other Half in January, I'll give smalahove a go :)) -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    If that arrived in front of me it would be like Indy and the temple of doom.
    I'd be asking, do you have anything simple ......... like soup ? :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,427MI6 Agent
    edited December 2014
    Until the 1980's there was only one TV channel and one radio channel in Norway: NRK (famous for slow TV). They never had, and I suspect never sought, the rights to show Bond movies. The Commercial channels now show Bond movies quite often. You may have heard about the Swedish posters when they were sceening Life of Brian: "So funny it's banned in Norway!" But Bond was never censored and the regualations are as relaxed here as they are in the rest of Europe.

    Yes, we have salad. Salad came here years before commercial TV.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) I remember reading horror stories on how some American stations
    Badly edited some of the Bonds, especially OHMSS.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    OHMSS was cut for its American TV Viewing.
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    yes, the snowplow scene was classified as legal but inappropriate torture :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :)
    To bring in the USA, torture programme took " guts" Higgins. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    If they serve that in the S&BS, that smalahove would look like Silencer of The Lambs. :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
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