Lara Croft movies (a female Bond?)

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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I can tell that you want to raid her Tomb :))
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Plunder her treasures perhaps....

    Oh god it's all getting a bit 'Rolf' now...
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    That's not Angelina... ?:)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Good of you to keep us a Breast ! :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    1996 was the Year for pointy Breasts :D

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) Lego boobies. Must be a Jean Paul Gaultier design.
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  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,541MI6 Agent
    You can keep Angelina, I'm with Sir Miles. Met her twice and she's nothing like you see her on screen. Her arms are like old knotted ropes and she looks like a boy who's had female augmentation and then been painted a skin coloured hue. I don't know what they use on her in post production, but it works.
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  • SilentSpySilentSpy Private Exotic AreaPosts: 765MI6 Agent
    Asp9mm wrote:
    You can keep Angelina, I'm with Sir Miles. Met her twice and she's nothing like you see her on screen. Her arms are like old knotted ropes and she looks like a boy who's had female augmentation and then been painted a skin coloured hue. I don't know what they use on her in post production, but it works.

    That's pretty harsh. She is on the skinny side and people say the camera adds 5-10 pounds. But a boy? Even in that recent video she posted about being sick she looked pretty.
    "Better late than never."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,924Chief of Staff
    Asp9mm wrote:
    You can keep Angelina, I'm with Sir Miles. Met her twice and she's nothing like you see her on screen. Her arms are like old knotted ropes and she looks like a boy who's had female augmentation and then been painted a skin coloured hue. I don't know what they use on her in post production, but it works.

    Listen to this man, thats good old fashioned sense being spoken B-) :D
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Asp9mm wrote:
    You can keep Angelina, I'm with Sir Miles. Met her twice and she's nothing like you see her on screen. Her arms are like old knotted ropes and she looks like a boy who's had female augmentation and then been painted a skin coloured hue. I don't know what they use on her in post production, but it works.

    I thought that was your Taste in Women though? :v
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    female augmentation ? Wouldn't that he great, after sex, you
    Could talk about football and cars ! :D
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g2KsZHRrFpU :))
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    female augmentation ? Wouldn't that he great, after sex, you
    Could talk about football and cars ! :D
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g2KsZHRrFpU :))

    Do I really need to point out the 'the talk' information about when a man and a woman love each other and where things are supposed to go?

    I mean sure, if nudging the fudge is your thing thats cool, but if you want titties too, you'd better pop over to Phuket or something. :o
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I thought female augmentation " Sex change" meant that you were
    Given " lady parts" or am I mistaken, ( Miss Taken is my drag name ) ;)
    I mix a drag act with selected scenes from the Taken films ! It's very
    Tasteful. :D
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Are the Audience provided with Buckets to throw up in? :v
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    ooh, do you do a gruff voice like christian 'sore throat when i play manbat' bale does?

    "if you let me butttplug go, that will be the end of it, but if you don't, I will hunt you down, I will find you, and I'll..... spooooon you."

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    You took the. ____ right out of my mouth !"
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Oh my.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,326MI6 Agent
    Jolie was such a curvy, sexy gal. Now she resembles a stick, needs to eat!!!!
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Sir Miles wrote:
    sorry, BL...she's all yours

    Put about 20 lbs on her and it's a deal! (But does Brad know?) :))
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    welshboy78 wrote:
    Jolie was such a curvy, sexy gal. Now she resembles a stick, needs to eat!!!!

    Yep! {[]

    Such a shame that so many of these actresses seem to really believe that old canard "One can never be too thin." Oh yes one can! :#
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Keira Knightly.

    Lovely lass, but I seen bigger tits on Springwatch with Bill Oddie.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I once went out with a very, very skinny girl. I didn't like
    It at all, she was all bones, reminded me of some old woman
    In a nursing home ! So sure kind-a- kinky :D but I'd rather
    Have something to hold on to. ( at my age, I usually have to
    Hold on to something ) :))
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    minigeff wrote:
    Keira Knightly.
    Way too skinny these days. Jessica Alba went through that phase (and she still could use a few pounds).
    Please girls, have a pizza every so often.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Rachel Reilly off Countdown ;)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Carol Vorderman, I'm older than you AOS. ;)
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Doesn't take a Genius to know that, old Man :v
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I prefer " Old Boy" ;)
    But yes Rachel Reilly is a cutie, but I'd be a bit of a dirty old man
    To say that ! ................... So I don't. :))
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  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Rachel Reilly off Countdown ;)

    Super slurpy!!

    "Would you like to check my figures?"

    "HUBBA HUBBA!!!"
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  • MrZarebaMrZareba Krakow, PolandPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    I've seen one Lara Croft movie, the actress was called Destiny Dixon if I'm correct.

    Damn, wait... :D
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