The Bond Villain's guide to incentivizing some evil Minions ?

ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
in General James Bond Chat
After so many film adventures, it's hard to keep an evil work force motivated.
So any examples from various Bond villains ,could help a young and up coming
Evil genius. All examples gratefully accepted. :D
I.e.
From LALD, Adam gives this advice to Mr Big's aquatic division !
" Bond ripped off one of our boats, he's headed for the Irish bayou.
The man that gets him, Stays ALIVE !"

Now that would motivate me to get off my bottom and give chase to this
Mr Bond.

Any Others ? ;)
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."

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  • Moore ThanMoore Than EnglandPosts: 3,173MI6 Agent
    At this moment, a few examples come to mind. In From Russia With Love, Rosa Klebb and Kronsteen are brought together by Blofeld to explain their failure to kill Bond. Same scenario with Osato and Helga Brandt in You Only Live Twice. I'd say Rosa Klebb and Osato were sufficiently motivated afterwards. :D

    In Thunderball, a meeting of the SPECTRE agents in which one of them is electrified. Largo feeds one of his minions to the sharks.
    Moore Not Less 4371 posts (2002 - 2007) Moore Than (2012 - 2016)
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    What about TWINE? Renard burning Davidov's hands with hot coal?
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Blofeld taking part in the OHMSS Ski Chase -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Yes, Luckily Bond Villains aren't hampered by Health and Safety issues. :))
    Blofeld in OHMSS?, Yes it's always good for your workers to see the Boss
    join in. Then when sending some young Trainee out on a job he can say...
    .. " It's not something I haven't done myself lad !" :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • broadshoulderbroadshoulder Acton, London, UKPosts: 1,363MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Yes, Luckily Bond Villains aren't hampered by Healty and Safety issues. :))
    Blofeld in OHMSS?, Yes it's always good for your workers to see the Boss
    join in. Then when sending some young Trainee out on a job he can say...
    .. " It's not something I haven't done myself lad !" :D

    I didn't agree to wear this yellow plastic spacesuit and spent weeks in outer space?

    Wheres my lawyer?
    1. For Your Eyes Only 2. The Living Daylights 3 From Russia with Love 4. Casino Royale 5. OHMSS 6. Skyfall
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "Please have a seat NO!, not that One, This one connected up to the mains " :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Being a Villain is becoming much harder these Days, what with all of the Government Cutbacks and everything :#
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,861Chief of Staff
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Being a Villain is becoming much harder these Days, what with all of the Government Cutbacks and everything :#

    Mitchell & Webb's thoughts on the realities of being a villain:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgX6JFoV0TM
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    :)) :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    They're obviously fans as they've done quite a few Bond related sketches. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • SpoffSpoff Posts: 244MI6 Agent
    edited February 2015
    How about an organisation "Christmas Party" at the end of the year? (for those who make it to the end of the year of course).

    Can just see Blofeld with a Reindeer Jumper on, and his cat in one of those stupid "pet christmas costumes" they sell.

    they could have an "Office Fuddle" too, then get really drunk and lament about how that b*stard Bond killed "Jeff" in August.

    Perhaps some kind of "Hospital scheme" would go down well too? I mean, it's not exactly 100% safe being a memeber of an evil organisation is it?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Stromberg had a great dental plan, look what he did for Jaws. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I can imagine Blofelds Stag Do :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'd love to hear Blofeld phoning the pet supply store for more.
    Sharks or piranhas. " yes, I need more, that last batch was crap !" :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    'Do you have any more White Cats?'

    'No, alright then. Have you got any Persians?'

    'No? I'll settle for a Dog then'
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Nah, I can see him getting a Siamese instead. I love cats (as anyone seeing me make a fuss of Holly in the SABS can attest) but my Parents neighbours have siamese cats. They are aloof, stressed out unsociabke cats that are fearful and disdainful of everyone but their owners. Surprised Blofeld had a Persian instead as they are usually quite affable!
    I wonder about the army group minions. All those technicians, pilots, boffins? I mean its not like Q and his assistants who I can see joining MPenny in the pub for a drink after work, then buzzing home each night to see the family. Esp on Atlantis out at sea, on Drax's space station in orbit.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I used to not dislike cats,but just didn't think about them, as we always had dogs.
    But my youngest daughter wanted one , so we got " Oscar" and I completely
    Changed. Fun loving, highly intelligent and very affectionate. ( that's just me !) :))
    I was told cats don't show affection etc but that's all bull, and watching him hunt
    Was like a live action wildlife show, the stalking of a mouse would take ages, but
    Fascinating to watch,sadly he went up to the big scratching post in the sky.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    I think Sanches had a very clear leadership style and vision for his employes. Loyalty over money - if you aren't loyal there will be consequences!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Yes, I'd have liked to work for Sanchez. He'd have looked after you
    Plenty of Bonus payments from him ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    All well and good, until you've betrayed him.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    If he paid me enough I'd be loyal. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    :))
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'd hate to work in the Human Resources section of any of the Bond villains.
    Having to try and explain the dismissal process must be a nightmare ! ;)
    " So if I understand it right, those are my duties and hours, with two weeks
    Holiday every year"
    "yes"
    " but if I fail, there's no verbal or written warning, it's straight into the Boss's
    Piranha pool ? "
    " Yes, we feel it's A very progressive, motivational incentive !". :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Look at Drax, he had a recruitment agency to do all that sort of stuff for him, and to crown it all they got him Jaws!

    The same company probably used to get out the ashpan and brush for Spectre in the old days.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    On the plus side, you do get free uniforms and hard hats. Clearly you'd have yo choose your employer carefully, if yellow isn't your colour there'd be no point in working for Drax for instance. And I'm not sure who is suited by blue and orange so Blofeld's taste circa 1971 would have lead yo significant reductions in head count even prior to the oil rig.

    I wonder if they have a fashion adviser in HR?
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • thegreatgallingthegreatgalling Posts: 180MI6 Agent
    Aren't these guys unionized after fifty years? :)) I heard Jaws became a henchman for the dental coverage. :))
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