Fried chips are forever
They are all I need to please me,
They are saturated and greasy
They won't leave me hungry at night
But they'll make my jeans tight
Dessert, please!
Fried chips are forever
Hold one up and ingest it
Chew it, swallow and digest it
I can just feel my heart
Block the veins on my arms
Emergency!
For what good with lettuce do me
McDonald's will never lie to me
When Fairway is gone
Mickey D's will luster on
Fried chips are forever
Got some ketchup on my finger
Unlike apples, the taste lingers
Men are mere mortals who
To their grave, eat junk food
I don't need a dietitian...
For what good will he do me?
Cubby, never lie to me
A better actor will take on
When I'm gone...
I made this parody to help me get through the wait with a smile on my face. I think this is one of my best.
Food InSPECTRE (Blood Pressure's Off The Wall)
by Sam Smith and Cart
Verse 1
I've drank here before
But I always hit the floor
I've spent a lifetime eating
And I'm always getting laid
But in here I'm feeling something
In your restaurant, I want to stay
Verse 2
I'm prepared to eat this
In inspections, I never miss
But a storm in my bowels is coming
How will I make it through the day
And there's no more use in inspecting
But I'll give your restaurant a grade A
Bridge
IF YOU EAT IT ALL!!!
WILL YOU GRADE ME WELL!!!
Chorus
How do I live? How do I eat?
With all this food I'm suffocating
I wanna feel fat, run through my blood
Diabetes telling me to give it all up
For my job, I'll have to risk it all
Cause my blood pressures off the wall
Verse 3
A million grams of fat
That haunt me from my past
As the cholesterol begins to gather
And my health begins to fade
When my career starts to shatter
Know in heaven I'll inspect all day
Cause my blood pressures off the wall...
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Fried chips are forever
They are all I need to please me,
They are saturated and greasy
They won't leave me hungry at night
But they'll make my jeans tight
Dessert, please!
Fried chips are forever
Hold one up and ingest it
Chew it, swallow and digest it
I can just feel my heart
Block the veins on my arms
Emergency!
For what good with lettuce do me
McDonald's will never lie to me
When Fairway is gone
Mickey D's will luster on
Fried chips are forever
Got some ketchup on my finger
Unlike apples, the taste lingers
Men are mere mortals who
To their grave, eat junk food
I don't need a dietitian...
For what good will he do me?
Cubby, never lie to me
A better actor will take on
When I'm gone...
AJB007 Favorite Film Rankings
Pros and Cons Compendium (50 Years)
Food InSPECTRE (Blood Pressure's Off The Wall)
by Sam Smith and Cart
Verse 1
I've drank here before
But I always hit the floor
I've spent a lifetime eating
And I'm always getting laid
But in here I'm feeling something
In your restaurant, I want to stay
Verse 2
I'm prepared to eat this
In inspections, I never miss
But a storm in my bowels is coming
How will I make it through the day
And there's no more use in inspecting
But I'll give your restaurant a grade A
Bridge
IF YOU EAT IT ALL!!!
WILL YOU GRADE ME WELL!!!
Chorus
How do I live? How do I eat?
With all this food I'm suffocating
I wanna feel fat, run through my blood
Diabetes telling me to give it all up
For my job, I'll have to risk it all
Cause my blood pressures off the wall
Verse 3
A million grams of fat
That haunt me from my past
As the cholesterol begins to gather
And my health begins to fade
When my career starts to shatter
Know in heaven I'll inspect all day
Cause my blood pressures off the wall...
AJB007 Favorite Film Rankings
Pros and Cons Compendium (50 Years)