The main thought each Bond actor had during each EON production

chrisisall

DN- This all sheems so foolish, but maybe they're on to shomething here.
FRWL- Yes, this is going very well... I'll be produching shoon!
GF- This is becoming quite the franchise... they must make me a partner any time now.
TB- Bashtards. I'll be a partner or thish is my last one, dammit.
YOLT- I'm not paid enough for this nonshense.
OHMSS- Hmmm... the blond, or the brunette tonight-?
DAF- Filming's almost done today, Lana awaitsh.
LALD- I do live a charmed life...
TMWTGG- Chris is so much fun to act opposite!
TSWLM- If Ringo could get her to shut up this would be a much more pleasant experience...
MR- This all seems rather far fetched, but we'll see what comes of it.
FYEO- This new chap Glen is rather a less fun fellow than the others.
OP- I'm hot, wet and uncomfortable. Acting used to be more fun. Ahhh, back indoors at last.
AVTAK- I shall be sad not to do this again.
TLD- I must understand Bond, must feel his angst. He's a killer, but one who can be affected by the needs of an innocent girl in trouble. I must focus on a juxtaposing of his innate savage nature with his singular sense of right & wrong, (etc.)
LTK- Glen does not annoy me, Glen does not annoy me, (etc.)
GE- HOLY **** I'M BOND!
TLD- Let's see how dark we can make this...
TWINE- Ahh, the dark Bond at last! Here we peel back the layers...
DAD- I'll just relax & do my best.
CR- More caffeine, I need more caffeine... more push-ups...
QOS- I bloody can't believe we have to write this **** too. Bloody f**king Hell.
SF- Yes... this will be the one.

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chrisisall

stag wrote:

TLD Pass the grooming products

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Connery
DN - Yay, I'm gonna be a star
FRWL - I want to make a masterpiece
GF - Let's have fun with this
TB - This is crazy but why not
YOLT - Ugh, whatever.
DAF - I'm hungry. Let's get this over with.

Lazenby
OHMSS - I'm gonna get so many bitches tonight

Moore
LALD - This'll be fun
MWGG - Uhhhmmm... Still fun. Right?
TSWLM - Let's make an epic film
MR - Hey, why not?
FYEO - Gonna do dark Bond my way
OP - I'm **** sweating
AVTAK - Let's give it one last hurrah (or, "Am I eligible for the senior discount")

hehadlotsofguts

LALD- Got some huge shoes to fill!

TMWTGG- I regret pushing that boy in the river in Bankok

TSWLM- Lets make an epic Bond film

MR- Lets make an out of this world Bond film

FYEO- A down to earth Bond film.

OP- I have to dress up as a clown for one scene!

AVTAK- I'm getting too old for this sh!t!

BIG TAM

DN - Leading man status at last!
FRWL - Good, a sensible story. Ian Fleming seems a nice chap.
GF - A car with an ejector seat!? They must be joking!
TB - The Bahamas is nice but preferred making THE HILL with Sidney Lumet.
CR67 - We're all having a laugh... and a nervous breakdown!
YOLT - Bloody reporters! Bloody Saltzman! Bloody 007!
OHMSS - Seven more films like this...? Ronan O'Rahilly talks a lot of sense...
DAF - Bloody Saltzman! But it's on my terms - hope that cheque clears soon!
LALD - No more Lew Grade telly series for me!
TMWTGG - Slapping dear Maud?... I'm not Sean but they want me to be!
TSWLM - Thank God for STAR WARS. I thought I'd fluffed my chance of stardom with the last one.
MR - Thank God for STAR WARS (again)! But this every two year stint is getting harder.
FYEO - Kicking dear Mike Gothard off a cliff?... I'm not Sean but they still want me to be!
OP - I wish I'd lost some weight before signing up for this.
NSNA - Bloody Schwartzman! I wish I'd stayed in Marbella.
AVTAK - I can't close my eyes through all this make-up!
TLD - To be or not to be... Verily! Fosooth, egads I am the Bard's Bond.
LTK - By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes!
GE - I'm hungry for this, I am.
TND - It's a better script than the last one...
TWINE - It's a better script than the last one...
DAD - It's a better script... Hang on, why do I keep saying this?
CR - I've no idea why I've been cast as 007 but I'll give it my all.
QOS - Bloody Writers' Strike!
SF - My old mate Sam's on board. Things are looking up.
SP - Bloody Sony hackers. Oh well, fingers crossed...

MooseWithFleas

FYEO: What in the world did they do to my hair???

LTK: What in the world did they do to my hair???

DAF: Where in the world did my hair go?

OHMSS: Hope my hair doesn't end up like that other fella's.

CR: Get over my hair people.

GE: Nailed it.

chrisisall

MooseWithFleas wrote:

FYEO: What in the world did they do to my hair???

LTK: What in the world did they do to my hair???

DAF: Where in the world did my hair go?

OHMSS: Hope my hair doesn't end up like that other fella's.

CR: Get over my hair people.

GE: Nailed it.

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