Of course, Chris- just as long as AJB is credited! (Not wanting to pull a Kevin McClory or anything ) Please use my original post, I've made some minor changes to it.
First of all, it gives the entire story a nice twist - and if I'd not be so against our Shakespeare-lovin' actor, the entire project would not have been done.
So in a negative way I had a part in creating this ) ) )
President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Basically we need to get Tim Dalton to re-dub TLD (much as Clint Eastwood did for the unabridged Spaghetti Westerns when they came out in DVD a few years back).
Higgy- baby, would you like to approach TD on this?
I've been having some fun with the lyrics to TLD, and wonder
How it would sound on some Elizabethan instruments ?
Please sing along !
ho driver, where're we going
by my christendom mine nerves art showing
setteth thy desires up way too high
The living's in the way we kicketh thine bucket
cometh the morning and the headlights vade hence
Hundred thousand people... lest I the one those gents censure
I've been waiting long for one of us to sayeth
Save the darkness, alloweth t nev'r vade hence
In the living daylights.
All right, hold on tight now
It's down, down to the wire
setteth thy desires up way too high
The living's in the way we kicketh thine bucket
cometh the morning and the headlights vade hence
Hundred thousand people... lest I the one those gents frame
In the living daylights
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
I had a mate who was a DJ and he loved to Dye his own T shirts. After visiting
Ikea I accidentally dropped a couple of my balls on to his decks, As he worked on
Changing the colour of a T shirt, so " He Dyed scratching my balls!". ;% )
( Tumbleweed rolls past )
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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Added: and your changes were excellent, Barbel!
My Son (not a Bond fan, sadly) read it and smirked away to no end.
Here's the link to my MI6 post of it in case anyone wants to track reaction there.
http://www.mi6community.com/index.php?p=/discussion/11011/the-living-daylights-in-the-original-shakespeare
It's late at this moment, so maybe there will be some tomorrow.
It's like a Marvel/DC crossover! -{
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Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
(Aside to chrisisall- maybe you shoud've taken out the "tall German man" line, it'll only confuse them over there)
First of all, it gives the entire story a nice twist - and if I'd not be so against our Shakespeare-lovin' actor, the entire project would not have been done.
So in a negative way I had a part in creating this ) ) )
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Higgy- baby, would you like to approach TD on this?
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
The greatness of Dalton ! )
"The common curse of mankind, - folly and ignorance". - (Act II, Scene III).
Troilus and Cressida.
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Says the man in bright green trainers
)
How it would sound on some Elizabethan instruments ?
Please sing along !
ho driver, where're we going
by my christendom mine nerves art showing
setteth thy desires up way too high
The living's in the way we kicketh thine bucket
cometh the morning and the headlights vade hence
Hundred thousand people... lest I the one those gents censure
I've been waiting long for one of us to sayeth
Save the darkness, alloweth t nev'r vade hence
In the living daylights.
All right, hold on tight now
It's down, down to the wire
setteth thy desires up way too high
The living's in the way we kicketh thine bucket
cometh the morning and the headlights vade hence
Hundred thousand people... lest I the one those gents frame
In the living daylights
#1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
of Horse in them. )
Ikea I accidentally dropped a couple of my balls on to his decks, As he worked on
Changing the colour of a T shirt, so " He Dyed scratching my balls!". ;% )
( Tumbleweed rolls past )
So, basically Dalton rules, ja?
#1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!