Bonds rated by Laser

chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
in The James Bond Films
Because, "It's all about the lasers." (c) chrisisall Inc. 2013 all rights reserved.

GF- **** The flick that started it ALL!!! A pretty good Bond movie made AWESOME by the added laser action!
DAF- ***** Some questionable animation, but this is clearly a superior Bond movie! Just check out that Chinese dude on fire before the nuke goes off- excellent!
TMWTGG- *** This would have only gotten two stars being a fairly static laser causing no real destruction, but I added one for the way the laser was activated- very nice. Scaramanga's home laser sucked as it had no visible beam (wtf were they thinking?).
MR- ***** Another solid winner! Plentiful & accurate laser strikes all around (not as clumsy or random as blasters).
TLD- *** The Aston Martin wheel laser was quite entertaining & better than a saw blade.
LTK- * One little laser from a Polaroid?? This film sucked.
GE- *** Two cool lasers.
DAD- ***** 1/2* This movie ROCKED!! Best Bond ever. A laser watch that's powerful enough to cut through two feet of solid ice, a full on Logan's Run-style fight with a crazy random laser table, goon gets laser cranial/dental surgery, using said laser to cut said goon's hand off, and Icarus melting the crap out of ice fields & ice palaces & planes & setting off hundreds of land mines... omg this was Heaven.

SPECTRE better get on board, or none of Dan's films will ever be classics.
:p
Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
#1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS

Comments

  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    Brilliant post.
    "Thank You"
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Absolutely_Cart wrote:
    Brilliant post.
    In the words of the non-EON Bond, I'm certifiable. :s
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    ... Laser
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    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • hot crossed bondhot crossed bond at the barPosts: 181MI6 Agent
    lasers? oh, don't worry star wars comes out for the kiddies this year too
    I'm motivated by my duty
  • BunsenPPKBunsenPPK Sydney, AustraliaPosts: 77MI6 Agent
    Star Wars reference? "Not as clumsy or random as blasters"?
    "I think he got the point"
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I've got a bigger Laser then you ;)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I've got a huge Photon Torpedo, and I not afraid to use it ! ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    It's not a Practical Weapon :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh, I don't use it as a weapon !, it's more a toy. ;)
    Given the electronic pulse weapons of modern times, lasers seem a bit
    Old fashioned.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    They don't seem to project Spots on the Moon anymore :#
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I wonder if you had enough of them, instead of a spot. Could you project
    An Image on to the moon? Say Bond turning to fire his gun ? Could be the
    Biggest " Gun barrel " of them all. ;) , or even project the entire film onto it. :))
    It would take you " Out of this world " ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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