Bond should try every euphemism he can think of for killing and assassination (wet work etc.), but Sanchez doesn't catch on.
"Wet work? Are you a washerman?"
Needs more work, but I think it could ..... work.
finally, out of frustration Bond blurts out that he was a a hitman for the Queen of England.
At the end of Act 3, Scene 4 Countess Bouvier mumbles as she walks away: "It's about the swords, methinketh. I should never have spoken of his puny sword."
Act 1, Scene 3 - when Bond asks Lupe if she needs help, she could answer: "Thank you, sir. But I don't think there is room for another gentleman in my life just at this time."
Act 2, Scene 3. A port.
Sir James: Greetings, fair maiden, I seek passage on the next ship to Albion.
Port Wench: Most certainly, good sir.
Sir James: I prithee, wherefore ist there so many soldiers present?
Port Wench: I hear tell some opiumlord hath escaped custody. Sir James: "That is mildly worrying news, wench. Will I be able to smoke my tobacco onboard?"
Port Wench: "Sadly no, milord. New laws forbids ...... sir?"
Yeoman Tubbs: Lord Felix hath been assailed by a handsaw, and must be treated by the apothecaries. Come, Yeoman Crockett, we shalt make enquiries. The use of a handsaw makes me suspect a certain Norseman.
Act 3, Scene 1. Across the river and into the trees, into the house of a great bard (though not the greatest).
Sir Miles: A simple enquiry, Naught Naught Seven: what ist thine intent?
Sir James: The killers I must find, for Lord Felix ist mine friend.
Sir Miles: Spare me such sentiment, in another country shouldst thee be.
Sir James: Nay, sire, the breaking point I have not reached.
Sir Miles: ‘Tis a farewell to arms for thee. The end of something this most surely ist.
Sir James: Nay, ‘tis the night before battle. (Sir James escapes with his sword)
Sir Miles: There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.
Next scene- the Wavekrest docks, James aided by Pam & Q boards to overhear Sanchez confronting Krest.
I can't get a handle on this, all help appreciated.
I think the key is how Sanchez kills Krest. ........
Sanchez finds a large bag of gold in a barrel of half-rotten fish marked "Kingdom of Denmark".
Krest: "That gold is not mine, my liege!"
Sanchez: "Something's rotten in the state of Denmark")
Sanchez drowns Krest by putting him head first in the barrel.
I liked the scene with Krest. But the joke in the port scene was that Bond wasn't too worried about the escaped druglord, but he was so upset by the smoking bann he just went. Now the joke doesn't work for me.
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Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
[Edit- have put in yet another, so that's 2 more you have to find!]
Bond should try every euphemism he can think of for killing and assassination (wet work etc.), but Sanchez doesn't catch on.
"Wet work? Are you a washerman?"
Needs more work, but I think it could ..... work.
finally, out of frustration Bond blurts out that he was a a hitman for the Queen of England.
Will get to work on the rest soon. And maybe slip in more cameos for Higgins to miss.
[Edit- have put in those ideas, thank you very much! And added bits and pieces.]
I think Dario should both do jazz hands AND sing his famous "honeymoon" line.
At some point when Bond is offered something to drink, he should reply: "I never drink ...... wine."
Tricky...
You can sing it into a sound file in a Columbian accent, then attach the file to the post and ...... just joking.
Just write:
Dario sings: "I took her on ....." etc.
Very good :007)
Next scene- the Wavekrest docks, James aided by Pam & Q boards to overhear Sanchez confronting Krest.
I can't get a handle on this, all help appreciated.
Thanks! Did you read the Old Wizard meeting Countess Bouvier? Does it work?
Act 1, Scene 3 - when Bond asks Lupe if she needs help, she could answer: "Thank you, sir. But I don't think there is room for another gentleman in my life just at this time."
Sir James: Greetings, fair maiden, I seek passage on the next ship to Albion.
Port Wench: Most certainly, good sir.
Sir James: I prithee, wherefore ist there so many soldiers present?
Port Wench: I hear tell some opiumlord hath escaped custody.
Sir James: "That is mildly worrying news, wench. Will I be able to smoke my tobacco onboard?"
Port Wench: "Sadly no, milord. New laws forbids ...... sir?"
Yeoman Tubbs: Lord Felix hath been assailed by a handsaw, and must be treated by the apothecaries. Come, Yeoman Crockett, we shalt make enquiries. The use of a handsaw makes me suspect a certain Norseman.
Sir Miles: A simple enquiry, Naught Naught Seven: what ist thine intent?
Sir James: The killers I must find, for Lord Felix ist mine friend.
Sir Miles: Spare me such sentiment, in another country shouldst thee be.
Sir James: Nay, sire, the breaking point I have not reached.
Sir Miles: ‘Tis a farewell to arms for thee. The end of something this most surely ist.
Sir James: Nay, ‘tis the night before battle.
(Sir James escapes with his sword)
Sir Miles: There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter.
I think the key is how Sanchez kills Krest. ........
Sanchez finds a large bag of gold in a barrel of half-rotten fish marked "Kingdom of Denmark".
Krest: "That gold is not mine, my liege!"
Sanchez: "Something's rotten in the state of Denmark")
Sanchez drowns Krest by putting him head first in the barrel.
Just re-arranged it a bit, and incorporated your other ideas above.