Maybe we should do TSWLM instead- a very big ship could maybe have existed in those times, and is easy to describe. Similarly Jaws is simply a silent giant.
( In a cabin Sir James, is entertaining a young maiden )
Maiden: " Sir James, I cannot findeth the words."
Sir James:" Then did let me tryeth and enlarge thy vocabulary"
( suddenly an arrow strikes
A beam above sir James's head, from the attached parchment He reads ... )
Sir James " I'm to withdraw at once, something big has a risen "
Maiden: " True, Sir James you are like a mighty stallion, ..... "
Sir James: " Nay, I must away "
Maiden: " But Sir James I needith thee "
Sir James: " so dos't The Realm that is England !"
( Sir James leaves, as the maiden signals from a window to a bunch of knaves, who
Attack Sir James but he easily dispatches them and jumps to his ship displaying a
Large Union Jack )
a watching Jack-Tar " Nobody dost 't better"
Just for fun, I'm not starting anything
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
Could Bond start down the hill on skis, shoot a knave using bow and ski pole (possibly just throw it like a spear), fall and break one ski, comandeer a toboggan/sledge and go past a bad cover band? Finally he is on the shore. He sees a boat with a Union Jack sail (or should it be English flag at that time?), board it and join the lovely lady in the boat?
i thought a quick joke ( from M perhaps) could be, in the film Bond says he
served on the Ark Royal, for Shakespeare he could say he was on the
Mary Rose ?
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
I have an idea for the briefing scene which I'll work on later (grandkids playing on PC for the next few hours) and run past you guys to see what you think.
The main thing is we have to simplify the plot a lot with this one! Just selected scenes rather than trying to do the whole scenario.
The Karl Marx seems a bit modern for XXX to serve onboard. Perhaps Ivan the Terrible? Or we could make a joke out of it:
Admiral Pushkin: I thank’ee, General Gogol. Greetings, XXX- thine service was on the Tsar Ivan IV, was it not?
XXX: Aye, sire.
Admiral Pushkin: I hope it was't unpleasant?
XXX: No, I didn't find it terrible at all.
I think it's because XXX mentioned the Karl Marx in the film ? So it's a tie in. Or
To show off our knowledge of Russian cinema " The battleship Potemkin "
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
I know she mentioned it in the film (though I have trouble finding both TSWLM and MR in my DVD collection.
I know I have it somewhere ?:) ) But we try to customize the stories to Shakespear's time.
We alos try to inject jokes here and there. Do you know any jokes, TP?
If we can get a few scenes together and then insert some jokes, Barbel has already started
With Hargreaves mentioning how he liked M's office, as he'd be taking it over.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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Or perhaps an enormous "mothership" floating somewhere?
Maiden: " Sir James, I cannot findeth the words."
Sir James:" Then did let me tryeth and enlarge thy vocabulary"
( suddenly an arrow strikes
A beam above sir James's head, from the attached parchment He reads ... )
Sir James " I'm to withdraw at once, something big has a risen "
Maiden: " True, Sir James you are like a mighty stallion, ..... "
Sir James: " Nay, I must away "
Maiden: " But Sir James I needith thee "
Sir James: " so dos't The Realm that is England !"
( Sir James leaves, as the maiden signals from a window to a bunch of knaves, who
Attack Sir James but he easily dispatches them and jumps to his ship displaying a
Large Union Jack )
a watching Jack-Tar " Nobody dost 't better"
Just for fun, I'm not starting anything
Too late, you already have!
So we're off on "Ye Agent of Discretion Who Held Me in Great Affection"... Unless someone can come up with a snappier title!
served on the Ark Royal, for Shakespeare he could say he was on the
Mary Rose ?
Oh, I mixed up the two movies ;%
The main thing is we have to simplify the plot a lot with this one! Just selected scenes rather than trying to do the whole scenario.
See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867471/#p867471
See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867471/#p867471
Admiral Pushkin: I thank’ee, General Gogol. Greetings, XXX- thine service was on the Tsar Ivan IV, was it not?
XXX: Aye, sire.
Admiral Pushkin: I hope it was't unpleasant?
XXX: No, I didn't find it terrible at all.
Or some joke along those lines.
To show off our knowledge of Russian cinema " The battleship Potemkin "
I know I have it somewhere ?:) ) But we try to customize the stories to Shakespear's time.
We alos try to inject jokes here and there. Do you know any jokes, TP?
With Hargreaves mentioning how he liked M's office, as he'd be taking it over.