(Spoilers for NTTD) Shakespeare's Bond: Work area (All welcome!)

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) I like that, very crazy ! {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    :) Then to get started:

    Act 5, Scene 1. Outside a castle in Ireland.
    Yeoman Wade: In yonder castle does Sir Alexander reside, with ye Countess Onatopp and Brother Boris at his side.
    Sir James: Then ‘tis there that Natalya and I must travel.
    Yeoman Wade: (Aside) Canst thou trust her, Sir James? Hast thee checked her out?
    Sir James: (Aside) Most thoroughly, Yeoman Wade, from head to toe.
    (Sir James and Natalya approach ye castle.)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,336MI6 Agent
    Very good :D
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867481/#p867481
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,336MI6 Agent
    Suggestion:

    We shalt enter using stealth. Yoeman Wade, knock thine castle door and ask for directions. Try and
    be an overbearing and arrogant tourist. You know, in the manner of any American abroad, whilst we enter unobserved.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Rather than the castle of Sir Graham of Norton, how about the camp of Sir Graham of Norton?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    -{ oh yes.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,336MI6 Agent
    -{ :))


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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867481/#p867481
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,761Chief of Staff
    Barbel wrote:
    Next bit- since we can't have a dish how about...?

    James & Natalya trace Alex to a castle in maybe Ireland. The castle has a moat- when the moat is drained there's a giant catapult which he's going to use to fire the worms to England. Boris is helping him, of course.

    Did you have a hand in writing CR'67 ? :))
    YNWA 97
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    Yeoman Wade has to reference some form of gardening!
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) Yes, -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Sir Miles wrote:
    Barbel wrote:
    Next bit- since we can't have a dish how about...?

    James & Natalya trace Alex to a castle in maybe Ireland. The castle has a moat- when the moat is drained there's a giant catapult which he's going to use to fire the worms to England. Boris is helping him, of course.

    Did you have a hand in writing CR'67 ? :))

    :D Thank you, I'll take that as a compliment!
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Gardening joke, camp line, American tourist line, a couple of others added.

    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867481/#p867481
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Only a suggestion.

    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867481/#p867481
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) give me five minutes...
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Are we doing DAF quotes ? :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867481/#p867481
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Are we doing DAF quotes ? :D

    :D :D :D

    Later, perhaps... (Oh, wait, that's another film.)
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Here's the whole thing- please read it for any changes before it replaces the old version. I've tried to incorporate suggested lines etc but may have missed one or two!

    YE GILDED EYE

    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867481/#p867481
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    Well, if everyone's happy with that I'll replace the old version with this new one tomorrow. I'll include the pictures unless anyone says otherwise.
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    Reads really well {[]
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    If anyone's up for another one, I have an idea.... ;%


    Just some random scenes, needing a lot of work:

    (Needs good title)

    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867472/#p867472
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867472/#p867472
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,870Chief of Staff
    :)) :)) And we're off again!

    (Can't think of how to do the UN killing) ?:)
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,336MI6 Agent
    To exist and let expire
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,336MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    :)) :)) And we're off again!

    (Can't think of how to do the UN killing) ?:)

    Ambasadors in negotiation, og er of them is prisene by the wine.
    Or they could be sending letters to each other and one gets murdered by poisonous ink, just like In the Name of the Rose.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    See http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/867472/#p867472
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,336MI6 Agent
    Good, but this is an oportunity to tell political jokes if there ever was one! I suggest you write one or two, then bann yourself.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I had thought of having two wenches run their handkerchiefs on his face to be really
    Topical. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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