I don't know how, but Silva's incredibly complicated and convoluted plan must be commented on.
Bells chime, a black cat crosses the road, thirteen crows caw and an owl hoots when Dame Miles' carriage goes past a graveyard.
Silva gives the captured Bond a lap dance (the traditional dance of the Lapp people of the frozen North, Silva explains)
In act 2 scene 2, Dame Miles mentions Bond's belongings have been sold. Bond gets nervous and asks if his "Gentleman's special interest" art collection was discovered and sold too.
In act 2 scene 2, Dame Miles mentions Bond's belongings have been sold. Bond gets nervous and asks if his "Gentleman's special interest" art collection was discovered and sold too.
Definitely, and I know who it was sold to! (see above)
The only weapon left on Skyfall is his father's claymore sword. The rest are already sold to an orange-coloured viceroy in the colonies who promised to look better after them than anyone in the world. Ever.
Act 4, Scene 1. A villain’s lair. (Sir James ist to a chair tied)
Sir Silva: I bid thee greetings, Sir James, welcome to mine island. If thou art hungry, I canst offer thee my grandmother’s recipe for rats in coconut?
Sir James:
That's all I've got, but there's scope for plenty jokes.
"My grandmother also had an island , she could travel round it in an hour, ....... Depending on how hard she whipped
Her servant."
"Backeth then, i wast h'r fav'rite..... and thou art not nearly the agent i wast, i can bid thee yond.
Just behold at thee, barely did hold togeth'r by thy pills and thy drinketh "
"F'rget not mine own pathetic loveth of state"
"Thou art still clinging to thy faith in yond fusty mistress.
at which hour all the lady doest is forswear to thee"
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
in a ruined courtyard Sir Silva with his yeomen places a glass on a maiden's head.....
Sir Silva,
"Ladybird, thy lov'rs art here. nay, nay, nay, nay. standeth up straight. Keepeth still.
and whatev'r thee doth, loseth not thy headeth ....... loseth not thy headeth .
Timeth to redeem thy marksmanship scores. alloweth's seeth. Sir James
who is't can beest the first to knocketh the glass from her headeth? and just to beest
sporting, i'll alloweth thee wend first. ... let us seeth who is't ends up on top !"
( Sir James alloweth Sir Sila to think him Injured, and does miss with his arrow ! Sir Silva
stiffens the sinew, his flight is true and, the maiden falls )
"alloweth's has't a behold at what thee wouldst has't wonneth " Quips Sir James, before
with apace dispatching all the yeomen and capturing Sir Silva
Sir Silva " What art thee going to doth anon? taketh me backeth to her? all on thy owneth?"
Sir James " who is't sayeth i'm high-lone, tis' the latest from merlin, a homing pigeon !"
as always any changes or improvements are most welcome.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
More work needed here... not very funny, needs jokes.
Act 3, Scene 4. A gambling place.
Sir James: With this token, I wouldst mine winnings claim.
Damsel Severine: So, thine next performance shalt we discuss with a drink, Sir...?
Sir James: I am he who is called Bond, James Bond. Stir not mine mead, though let it shaken be.
Damsel Severine: And I am the Damsel Severine. Mayhap a business question I can ask thee, Sir James?
Sir James: On the question that doth depend.
Damsel Severine: Mine question doth concern death.
Sir James: And on that subject thou be well-versed, as can be told from thine garments and thine weapon, which thou hast concealed upon thine well-shaped thigh.
Damsel Severine: Thou dost know nothing.
Sir James: When a woman ist afraid, this I do know. And thine three varlets are thine masters, not thine guards.
(Needs to end with Sir James fighting the guards amongst the dragons)
Comments
Any danger we could slide this in to Act III, Scene I?
#1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
Madonna bit made me cry with laughter.
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
[Now at http://www.ajb007.co.uk/topic/47380/ajb-presents-william-shakespeares-james-bond-in/ Barbel]
Bells chime, a black cat crosses the road, thirteen crows caw and an owl hoots when Dame Miles' carriage goes past a graveyard.
Silva gives the captured Bond a lap dance (the traditional dance of the Lapp people of the frozen North, Silva explains)
In act 2 scene 2, Dame Miles mentions Bond's belongings have been sold. Bond gets nervous and asks if his "Gentleman's special interest" art collection was discovered and sold too.
Never thought of it before, but I wonder if Ronson is so-called as a pun on Leiter...?
The Obama care joke is going in!
Definitely, and I know who it was sold to!
Thanks
Act 4, Scene 1. A villain’s lair.
(Sir James ist to a chair tied)
Sir Silva: I bid thee greetings, Sir James, welcome to mine island. If thou art hungry, I canst offer thee my grandmother’s recipe for rats in coconut?
Sir James:
That's all I've got, but there's scope for plenty jokes.
Her servant."
"Backeth then, i wast h'r fav'rite..... and thou art not nearly the agent i wast, i can bid thee yond.
Just behold at thee, barely did hold togeth'r by thy pills and thy drinketh "
"F'rget not mine own pathetic loveth of state"
"Thou art still clinging to thy faith in yond fusty mistress.
at which hour all the lady doest is forswear to thee"
mommy wast v'ry lacking valor"
"Well, the lady nev'r did tie me to a chair"
"How thou art trying to rememb'r thy training anon. what's the regulation
to cov'r this? well, first timeth f'r ev'rything. aye "
"What maketh thee bethink this is mine own first timeth?"
Sir Silva,
"Ladybird, thy lov'rs art here. nay, nay, nay, nay. standeth up straight. Keepeth still.
and whatev'r thee doth, loseth not thy headeth ....... loseth not thy headeth .
Timeth to redeem thy marksmanship scores. alloweth's seeth. Sir James
who is't can beest the first to knocketh the glass from her headeth? and just to beest
sporting, i'll alloweth thee wend first. ... let us seeth who is't ends up on top !"
( Sir James alloweth Sir Sila to think him Injured, and does miss with his arrow ! Sir Silva
stiffens the sinew, his flight is true and, the maiden falls )
"alloweth's has't a behold at what thee wouldst has't wonneth " Quips Sir James, before
with apace dispatching all the yeomen and capturing Sir Silva
Sir Silva " What art thee going to doth anon? taketh me backeth to her? all on thy owneth?"
Sir James " who is't sayeth i'm high-lone, tis' the latest from merlin, a homing pigeon !"
as always any changes or improvements are most welcome.
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
[Now at http://www.ajb007.co.uk/topic/47380/ajb-presents-william-shakespeares-james-bond-in/ Barbel]
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
[Now at http://www.ajb007.co.uk/topic/47380/ajb-presents-william-shakespeares-james-bond-in/ Barbel]
Act 3, Scene 4. A gambling place.
Sir James: With this token, I wouldst mine winnings claim.
Damsel Severine: So, thine next performance shalt we discuss with a drink, Sir...?
Sir James: I am he who is called Bond, James Bond. Stir not mine mead, though let it shaken be.
Damsel Severine: And I am the Damsel Severine. Mayhap a business question I can ask thee, Sir James?
Sir James: On the question that doth depend.
Damsel Severine: Mine question doth concern death.
Sir James: And on that subject thou be well-versed, as can be told from thine garments and thine weapon, which thou hast concealed upon thine well-shaped thigh.
Damsel Severine: Thou dost know nothing.
Sir James: When a woman ist afraid, this I do know. And thine three varlets are thine masters, not thine guards.
(Needs to end with Sir James fighting the guards amongst the dragons)