50 Shades of Gray

The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
in Off Topic Chat
This sounds interesting. Anyone else fancy joining me at the cinema this weekend:

50 Shades of Gray

Literature student Anastasia Steele's life changes forever when she meets handsome, yet tormented, multi-Bond actor Charles Gray.


"It will Blofeld your mind" - Evening Standard
"Bond-age comes to the big screen" - Metro
"Will leave even Henderson stirred, not shaken." Time Out

Comments

  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,865MI6 Agent
    Does he appear in drag in the film I wonder?! :D

    It's the women who are most excited to see this film from my experience anyhow! :)
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Look what the Cat dragged in :))

    My OH wants to see it, but I think she's more interested in learning some of the Bondage Techniques :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    there are plenty of Bond-age techniques on this website...just ask TP! :D
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Leaning from the Master :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,326MI6 Agent
    Well all the restaurants are fully booked tomorrow around here so the other half suggested we go to the cinema.

    I have insisted we are watching Kingsman and she agreed! If she pulls a fast one and tricks me and buys tickets for 50 shades of grey then I am driving straight home with or without her :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Me and the OH are staying in :)) We both know that most Places will be fully booked up anyway.
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    I will remain resolute. She's not dragging me to see that thing! X-(
    "Felix Leiter, a brother from Langley."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    It's the same Area as Dirty Dancing :#
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Did no one read my original post properly? :s It's a Charles Gray homage! ;) Never a promotion for that piece of MummyPorn. :v

    I am fortunate, my wife has absolutely no interest in TOF (That Other Film)...instead, we're off to see Kingsman. I am a truly lucky man!
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    My OH has stated I MUST go with her to see 50 shades of sh1t.

    help.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,818MI6 Agent
    Take a notepad Mini G. I'm single, but if I weren't, I'd exploit the possible intel. (Assuming its any safe, practical use.)

    If that is not an option, discretley conceal a small MP3 on your person with your favorite music, and keep the volume low. Its amazing for passing the time! :D - I shoulder no responsibility if you get caught.

    As it is, I personally have no point in getting all tied up about this.
    This is Thunderbird 2, how can I be of assistance?
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    Where's IR when ya need em?

    Take notes?! Are you mad man?! No I have a far more cunning SPECTRE type devious plan.

    I shall don ye olde patent pending ACME 'lecture specs'. These cunningly cunning spectacle were developed by an old fox friend, professor cunning who lectures in cunning at oxford university. Met him while there brushing up on my Danish.

    The lecture specs are a pair of spectacles that have the windows to your soul printed on the inside of the lens. To the outside work you appear bright and alert but in reality, hiding behind your lecture specs, you can be cross eyed, crying like a baby or better still, fully asleep!

    I've never felt more empowered whilst wearing them.

    Time for nursey to bring the pills.
    'Force feeding AJB humour and banter since 2009'
    Vive le droit à la libre expression! Je suis Charlie!
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