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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    How long have you had him?

    We got him on Saturday and his name is 'George' we have not had a dog for fifteen years.

    Mrs AA always wanted another dog and now our kids are grown up and have flown the nest.

    So 'George' was her birthday surprise -{
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    -{ I hope he brings years of fun, and laughter! ( as well as the odd little message
    on the floor ) ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I've always been more of a Cat Person though :))
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Thank You TP -{

    Mrs AA is totally besotted with him ....... he is even getting more belly rubs than me now :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    I've always been more of a Cat Person though :))


    Michelle Pfeiffer ? :D ......MEEOW
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Only the best :))
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I used to dislike cats, don't know why ? But on getting one I love them as much as
    Dogs. :D sadly our cat, went to the big scratching post in the sky, although it was
    such fun to see both cat and dog, playing in the garden. A bit of wrestling and a
    Chase. -{
    Also it's like watching a wildlife documentary watching a cat stalking its prey. I used to
    Watch fascinated as our cat would slowly creep up on a mouse. :) Then laugh as in the
    Morning when my wife opened the back door, to find the cat had left a dead mouse as a
    Present for the house and my wife would scream !!!! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Were not allowed Pets in our Flat, due to the Tenants Agreement :#
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,427MI6 Agent
    Lock the door when you're going away, at least occationally. Works for me :)
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,865MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Lock the door when you're going away, at least occationally. Works for me :)

    Only, I would recommend that you do that all of the time! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    Lock the door when you're going away, at least occationally. Works for me :)

    That should be the first Thing you do :D
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    We have a tin of paint tied up to hit the front door, as well as my matchbox car collection at
    The top of the stairs, with a blowtorch pointing at the handle of the backdoor, always
    On. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    We have a tin of paint tied up to hit the front door, as well as my matchbox car collection at
    The top of the stairs, with a blowtorch pointing at the handle of the backdoor, always
    On. ;)

    That sounds like 'Skyfall' or was it 'Home Alone'? :))
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    Oh, you're asking for trouble................ :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Felt it was time to upgrade our security system, with something effective -{

    GEORGE.jpg

    Might look cute, but got one hell of nip to him :D

    Wow, what a killer.
    In Germany we need a license to own such dangerous "tool-dogs".

    I'd have named him Attilla or something :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I thought you might prefer, Zeus or Apollo ? :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    One of the biggest problems is leaving back your doors open (cue joke from TP :)) ) especially in the summer.

    People will leave doors open to the kitchen or patio and then go upstairs or into another room and two minutes later a bag has been stolen or car keys.

    A friend of mine went to sleep on the sofa in the lounge with their patio doors open. Woke up and Billy Burglar was standing in the same room.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Bloody Hell :o What happened then?
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    I thought you might prefer, Zeus or Apollo ? :D

    Zeuss and Apollo have been cute compared to that mean machine :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    On Door security, We lock the back door at all times, it's never left unlocked except for when we use it as a Portal. ;)
    same with the car at the petrol station, It gets locked if I have to leave it to go into the shop etc.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Bloody Hell :o What happened then?


    Fortunately as my friend woke up the burglar just ran off and out down the garden ...

    Friend had a lucky escape though. There were garden tool lying about on the patio. Burglar could have quite easily have picked one up.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    or Tripped over one, so could sue your friend for compensation :# :D what a world we live in. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    :#

    Our Block of Flats has a rather secure front Door that does it's Job {[]
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Our biggest security measure is ME !
    No one wants to annoy the local Psychopath ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    :)) we have a jack Russell

    I've been told that he's more a Jerk Russell :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Oh he does plenty of that. No cuddly toy is safe from his advances. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    We have cameras on our house ,front and rear, (had them installed by a top home security expert ) :D never had cause to use them ,but the Police from the local nick ,have been round a few times to down load stuff ,from activities on other houses ,shall we say , :D , even they said its a great system ,but as ive said before many a time .If the bloody morons in power ,changed the law to say punishment for burglary was 15 years in prison , (that we be a good deterent) I could have kept my £600.00 and buggered off to the costa del bloody sol for a fortnight X-(
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    We should collect all of your Rants together and put them in a Book :))
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    We should collect all of your Rants together and put them in a Book :))

    :)) IM working on it :) its called

    "BY THE WAY DID I TELL YOU I WAS " " MAD"

    (im only doing a broille version ) sorry ill just feel that again , :s
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Please tell me AS, that all your security screens are behind a bookcase, which with the
    Touch of a button rises into the ceiling ;) like Blofeld's in OHMSS. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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