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HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
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The most pointless ranking threads on AJB 8-)
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  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,535MI6 Agent
    Too many to list :)) And they're getting increasingly sillier.
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    I do so hate ranking threads. I mostly ignore them. -{
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Agreed. -{ as Barbel suggested perhaps we could have a" Lists" forum section. ? ;)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Some suggestions ...
    Rank the first line from the films
    Rank the last line from the films
    Rank the cutlery from the meals in the films
    Rank the meals themselves from the films
    Rank the proportion of sandals to shoes in the films
    Rank the position of M's desk in the films
    Rank your favourite " eyebrow raise" from the Moore films
    Rank the use of " other music" used in the films
    Rank the actors who never got to play 007
    Rank the actors who've never been in a Bond film
    Rank the planets a Bond film hasn't been filmed on
    Rank the diseases, the actor's had to be immunised
    against on foreign locations ....... The list is endless. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    The ones I hate most are the ones that "die" very quickly. For instance, the top 22 movie list has been going strong for years and it is always nice to read the rankings of new (and old) members. But most of these topics do not make for any prolonged discussion, just fill out your ranking on this particular topic and wait for the next one; which usually takes about .2 of a nanosecond before another one pops up. Sometimes I think this is just a way to start as much topics possible in a short amount of time. It doesn't require any real thought to think up a topic you can rank, write down your top 10 and repeat this 20 times.

    Related to this is the amount of new topics that are being started lately. If more than 50% of the topics on the first page of a sub-forum are started by the same member he/she should really question whether this serves any real purpose.
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • DEFIANT 74205DEFIANT 74205 Perth, AustraliaPosts: 1,881MI6 Agent
    Peppermill wrote:
    For instance, the top 22 movie list has been going strong for years and it is always nice to read the rankings of new (and old) members.

    There used to be a feature on this forum a few years back where users can rank their favourite Bond films in their profile. For whatever reason, it's disappeared, but I think it should be re-introduced. This may help to reduce the prevalence of the ranking threads as people can simply click on that person's profile to see their film rankings.
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  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    wow, like, i think higgy is trying to make a statement here haha
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    edited April 2015
    Please what?? .......... oh ......... rank! .......... must put my glasses on :D

    I did not realise you were a ranker Higgins :p
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    :v we can start by rating 007 headwear, AA :p
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Sometimes a Ranker can cause Rancour ! :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • broadshoulderbroadshoulder Acton, London, UKPosts: 1,363MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Some suggestions ...
    Rank the first line from the films
    Rank the last line from the films
    Rank the cutlery from the meals in the films
    Rank the meals themselves from the films
    Rank the proportion of sandals to shoes in the films
    Rank the position of M's desk in the films
    Rank your favourite " eyebrow raise" from the Moore films
    Rank the use of " other music" used in the films
    Rank the actors who never got to play 007
    Rank the actors who've never been in a Bond film
    Rank the planets a Bond film hasn't been filmed on
    Rank the diseases, the actor's had to be immunised
    against on foreign locations ....... The list is endless. :))

    :)) :)) :)) :)) :))

    Honestly! These ranking heads are ridiculous...
    1. For Your Eyes Only 2. The Living Daylights 3 From Russia with Love 4. Casino Royale 5. OHMSS 6. Skyfall
  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    :v we can start by rating 007 headwear, AA :p


    :)) :)) :)) {[]

    Perhaps I should do video :D
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  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    Rank the first line from the films
    Rank the last line from the films
    Rank the use of " other music" used in the films
    Rank the actors who never got to play 007

    actually these arent bad ideas. thans
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,865Chief of Staff
    Absolutely_Cart wrote:

    actually these arent bad ideas. thans

    The sound of the point being missed. :#
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    It is getting rather silly :))
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  • JellyfishJellyfish EnglandPosts: 470MI6 Agent
    For me, the problem with the ranking threads is that, all too quickly, they become a long list of lists, and that's it. Rarely do I see a member posting a list, and then explaining "well, I liked element A from film B, but film C does it better, and that's why it's top of the list. Film D lacks element E, whereas it's really well done in film F." Instead it's just "you want my favourite XYZ? Here: 1) Film A. 2) Film B. 3) Film C. Next!"
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    Ranking threads, elimination games and such often lead to a form of trolling and spoil several Bond forums on the net sadly.
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    True 8-)
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  • Sir MilesSir Miles The Wrong Side Of The WardrobePosts: 27,756Chief of Staff
    Higgins wrote:
    :v we can start by rating 007 headwear, AA :p

    Certainly NOT footwear ! X-(

    :p
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Pssst, don't tell A C
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  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    :v we can start by rating 007 headwear, AA :p

    I rather liked your idea of ranking Connery's toupees. Or rather, we could just rank the entire series by hairstyle in each film. For me, I don't think anything can beat Brosnan's hair in GoldenEye.
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  • broadshoulderbroadshoulder Acton, London, UKPosts: 1,363MI6 Agent
    Matt S wrote:

    For me, I don't think anything can beat Brosnan's hair in GoldenEye.

    Twenty tanks of hair laquer can't lie
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  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    top 10 "ugh i feel so bloated and tired" expressions from Sean Connery in the Diamonds Are Forever movie.
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    The most pointless ranking threads on AJB 8-)

    This one! (Just messing with you, my friend! :)))
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  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Absolutely_Cart wrote:
    top 10 "ugh i feel so bloated and tired" expressions from Sean Connery in the Diamonds Are Forever movie.

    Don't start! :v :))
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  • DutchJamesBondFanDutchJamesBondFan the NetherlandsPosts: 414MI6 Agent
    Top 10 Bond:
    10. Lazenby
    9. Lazenby
    8. Craig
    7. Connery
    6. Moore
    5. Moore
    4. Craig
    3. Brosnan
    2. Connery
    1. Brosnan

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  • welshboy78welshboy78 Posts: 10,320MI6 Agent
    Maybe we should have a ranking subform, chuck all the ranking threads in there to clean up the forum (avoid) or delete them lol :D
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Matt S wrote:
    For me, I don't think anything can beat Brosnan's hair in GoldenEye.
    I agree. That was the high water mark for Bondian hair stylings IMO. TND & TLD were also very good in that department. And I know there are a lot of toupee jokes flying about, but I though Connery's hair in YOLT looked pretty damn good.

    Oh... and, yeah, the ranking thing is way OTT. ;%
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  • JarvioJarvio EnglandPosts: 4,241MI6 Agent
    AJB used to have a sub-forum called "The Funhouse Forum", which was for games, lists etc. Maybe this should return.

    Also, yes, there used to be a feature where you ranked the films. I've wanted this back for ages, and have asked SiCo several times, but he just never got around to it. A shame IMO as I thought it was a great feature. Oh well, signatures will suffice I guess.

    EDIT: He kind of did bring it back actually, although it was an unfinished version I think. But I remember him telling me to share it if I wanted. Here is the link: http://www.ajb007.co.uk/site/favourite/james-bond-films
    1 - LALD, 2 - AVTAK, 3 - LTK, 4 - OP, 5 - NTTD, 6 - FYEO, 7 - SF, 8 - DN, 9 - DAF, 10 - TSWLM, 11 - OHMSS, 12 - TMWTGG, 13 - GE, 14 - MR, 15 - TLD, 16 - YOLT, 17 - GF, 18 - DAD, 19 - TWINE, 20 - SP, 21 - TND, 22 - FRWL, 23 - TB, 24 - CR, 25 - QOS

    1 - Moore, 2 - Dalton, 3 - Craig, 4 - Connery, 5 - Brosnan, 6 - Lazenby
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    chrisisall wrote:
    Matt S wrote:
    For me, I don't think anything can beat Brosnan's hair in GoldenEye.
    I agree. That was the high water mark for Bondian hair stylings IMO. TND & TLD were also very good in that department. And I know there are a lot of toupee jokes flying about, but I though Connery's hair in YOLT looked pretty damn good.

    Oh... and, yeah, the ranking thing is way OTT. ;%

    YOLT is too obviously a toupee to me and looks the worst of all of Connery's films. I think DAF looks better.
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