When you were young and your heart beated normally
You used to say, live on healthy salads
(you know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
But the ever-changing meals which we order
Makes you give in and cry
When you were young and your heart beated normally
You used to say, live on healthy salads
(you know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
But the ever-changing meals which we order
Makes you give in and cry
Just some quotes from my Wierd Al Food Parody Thread
"Scarf yourself because no one else will feed you
Nutrition labels will betray you - fat will overtake you" - You Know My Weight
"Nobody's butt is fatter
Makes me feel jealous of the rest
Nobody weights half as much as you
Baby, you got breasts." - Nobody's Butt Is Fatter
Obesity's required whenever he's hired
It comes just before the heart attack
No-one can miss him
No fat man can resist him
For his pervasive marketing skills - The Man with the Golden Twinkie
"When you were young and your stomach was an open pit
You used to say you loved fast food
You know you did x3
But in this ever changing world in which we're living
Gluten free makes me scream...
Say live and let's eat!!" - Live and Let's Eat
Fitness is a stranger that will cheer you on
Think of the health dangers or the workout is done - You Only Exercised Twice
"You can see so much of me
You haven't seen that's new
Never felt fat
Till I cooked with you" - For Your Fries Only
Eating for two -- with a view to a grill
Face to face in fast food places ; I fear the bill
BBQ sauce covers me, but you know my stomach's shaking
Still overseas, could it be my whole mouth opening wide!!
I'm impatient in lines, burgers and fries gaping inside
The weekend's why!
The meat's grilled into the fire,
Faygo and chips is all we need!!
Grilled into the fire
The fatal sounds of broken jeans
Grilled into the fire
Faygo and chips is all we need!!
Grilled into the fire
Choice for you, is a view to the grill
Clixe's or Hot Grill - Either way I'm stuffing my face still
The first crystal tears, fall as a piece of onion got to me
First time in years, to drench you skin with greasy chili stain
A chance to find the chef with the fattening flame
A chance to fry
Till meat's grilled into the fire,
Faygo and chips is all we need!!
Grilled into the fire
The fatal sounds of broken jeans
Grilled into the fire
Faygo and chips is all we need!!
Grilled into the fire
When you were young and your heart beated normally
You used to say, live on healthy salads
(you know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
But the ever-changing meals which we order
Makes you give in and cry
Say Live and get Fries
DUM DUMMMMMM!!
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For Your Pies Only
1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
Hey, I'm not taking the bla... credit for this! ) Guys, there's a similar thread in the Music Forum: http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/736163/#p736163 so can I ask that we put the foodie fun into there and keep this thread for... er... something else?
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Risotto.
When you were young and your heart beated normally
You used to say, live on healthy salads
(you know you did, you know you did, you know you did)
But the ever-changing meals which we order
Makes you give in and cry
Say Live and get Fries
DUM DUMMMMMM!!
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#1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
Brilliant. You deserve a medal, sir.
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Pros and Cons Compendium (50 Years)
"Scarf yourself because no one else will feed you
Nutrition labels will betray you - fat will overtake you"
- You Know My Weight
"Nobody's butt is fatter
Makes me feel jealous of the rest
Nobody weights half as much as you
Baby, you got breasts."
- Nobody's Butt Is Fatter
Obesity's required whenever he's hired
It comes just before the heart attack
No-one can miss him
No fat man can resist him
For his pervasive marketing skills
- The Man with the Golden Twinkie
"When you were young and your stomach was an open pit
You used to say you loved fast food
You know you did x3
But in this ever changing world in which we're living
Gluten free makes me scream...
Say live and let's eat!!"
- Live and Let's Eat
Fitness is a stranger that will cheer you on
Think of the health dangers or the workout is done
- You Only Exercised Twice
"You can see so much of me
You haven't seen that's new
Never felt fat
Till I cooked with you"
- For Your Fries Only
AJB007 Favorite Film Rankings
Pros and Cons Compendium (50 Years)
#1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
A View to a Grill
Eating for two -- with a view to a grill
Face to face in fast food places ; I fear the bill
BBQ sauce covers me, but you know my stomach's shaking
Still overseas, could it be my whole mouth opening wide!!
I'm impatient in lines, burgers and fries gaping inside
The weekend's why!
The meat's grilled into the fire,
Faygo and chips is all we need!!
Grilled into the fire
The fatal sounds of broken jeans
Grilled into the fire
Faygo and chips is all we need!!
Grilled into the fire
Choice for you, is a view to the grill
Clixe's or Hot Grill - Either way I'm stuffing my face still
The first crystal tears, fall as a piece of onion got to me
First time in years, to drench you skin with greasy chili stain
A chance to find the chef with the fattening flame
A chance to fry
Till meat's grilled into the fire,
Faygo and chips is all we need!!
Grilled into the fire
The fatal sounds of broken jeans
Grilled into the fire
Faygo and chips is all we need!!
Grilled into the fire
All we see.
Is a view to a grill!!!
AJB007 Favorite Film Rankings
Pros and Cons Compendium (50 Years)
#1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
For Your Pies Only
Hey, I'm not taking the bla... credit for this!
I nominate FRWL.
#1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS