I have another one. My wife pointed it out after I had gone into one of my grumblings at this party we went to in Saturday night. I didn't even realize I did this, so it hast to be true. It is so deep that it borders on paranoia.....
I have a deep distrust of anyone that calls them selves as being straight talking and honest. My wife says that I always start the same grumbling how they use their "honesty" and "straight talking as a thin smokescreen to hide the fact that they are only being disrespectful and insulting. She even said that most of my friends are people she wouldn't trust at all because there is something "shifty" about them, and that people I usually distrust and complain about are people that to her seem like honest people. Go figure!
Women seem to have a totally skewed and different mindset on these things to men. Which is how they get into trouble. 8-)
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I watch youtube clips while I drive. Makes my wife mad, when she'd like to listen to some nice muzak and all we have is Clemson Tigers v. one or the other college! ) ) ) )
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I have just returned home from a short driving holiday to the continent. My wife reminded me of one of my idiosyncrasies. I refuse to have music playing while driving - no CDs or radio. She had to listen to her MP3 player via earphones. I have had my current car for about four years & have never once turned the music on, indeed I don't know how to!
If I sat down to pee, my dickey-doo would be submerged. I need at least 2 feet of clearance when I drain the main vein or objects in its path may be damaged.
If I sat down to pee, my dickey-doo would be submerged. I need at least 2 feet of clearance when I drain the main vein or objects in its path may be damaged.
Ever thought about volunteering for the local firefighter station? I'm sure pressure would not be a problem, and you'd be saving our precious water too...
Ever thought about volunteering for the local firefighter station? I'm sure pressure would not be a problem, and you'd be saving our precious water too...
Yes. I did volunteer for a brief period. I discovered 2 major drawbacks.
1) I had to drink ridiculous amounts of water. I was gratuitously hydrated.
2) All the hose grabbing during the confusion of a firefight, while flattering, was a tad awkward.
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..fellow forum members sentences, but just butt in all the time and completely change the subject?
me too!!
isn't this greenfly a problem this year?
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Which usually means they don't care how offensive or hurtfull
They are going to be.
Hey look out your window NP, I'm raising it now...
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(That way I never lock my keys in the car)
I also pee on the side of the toilet bowl to reduce objectionable sounds.
I never listen to the radio on volume setting 13.
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You mean you don't sit to pee????
If I sat down to pee, my dickey-doo would be submerged. I need at least 2 feet of clearance when I drain the main vein or objects in its path may be damaged.
Ever thought about volunteering for the local firefighter station? I'm sure pressure would not be a problem, and you'd be saving our precious water too...
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Yes. I did volunteer for a brief period. I discovered 2 major drawbacks.
1) I had to drink ridiculous amounts of water. I was gratuitously hydrated.
2) All the hose grabbing during the confusion of a firefight, while flattering, was a tad awkward.