What happens after the film?

MilleniumForce

Just thinking, what happens when the film ends? I'm the film world? I'm sure there'd be a few consequences to some of the films that could be fun to look into. Here are some:

Live And Let Die: There's now an island with no leader full of people. Wha happens to it? Did San Monique just carry on? Did the residents not think about he fact a british secret agent killed their leader?

Moonraker: There's now part of a space station hurtling towards earth with two people on board. Let's hope it landed in the ocean then!

Licence to Kill: There are burning trucks, a spa, several hundred people and a road on fire, all left in the desert.

Die Another Day: A military place in Korea is now destroyed, and one of the largest planes on earth is now crashing not far away. Meanwhile, some farmers have just become the owners of two nice, partially damaged supercars.

Skyfall: Bond is left to call the fire brigade in to put out Skyfall, whilst M's body is recovered and Kincade is now left scarred after witnessing Bond stab someone in the back.

Any others? This is NOT to be taken seriously, by the way!

Thunderpussy

Firstly I think you're over thinking, a mass media entertainment product. Although
At a guess I'd say San Monique had an election and voted in a new leader. Would
Anyone know that the secret service was involved ?
The fire brigade would have delt with any fires, it did look to be in the middle of nowhere
So it wouldn't have been a huge problem.
Most films show planes etc crashing in fairly deserted places,like sparsely populated
Rice fields.
I doubt Bond would have called the fire brigade for Skyfall, as he hated it and after the
Helicopter crashed into it there was nothing left, I don't think an old hard man and
Hunter like kincade would be scarred by M's or Silva's death.

Gassy Man

Haha, actually, I think this is quite funny and inspired. It's true that the hero -- especially in action films -- gets away will ridiculous amounts of carnage and property damage with no liability whatsoever, without a true resolution for these outcomes.

MooseWithFleas

Diamonds are Forever, there is a space race to try to get the satellite bedazzled with billions of dollars worth of diamonds. All while a poor guy is on an oil rig counting down for all eternity.

hehadlotsofguts

DN- Bond and Honey are still floating adrift and Bond is kicking himself for throwing away the line.

Matt S

Bond sacrificed Pussy Galore to the natives on the island they were stranded on after Bond let the rescue plane pass by.

Spoff

After Casino Royale he will probably get chased by...Oh wait.

Thunderpussy

After the film, we all grab our phones to send off a review to AJB007.

AlphaOmegaSin

After LTK , Sanchez's Assets and Properties are obviously seized by the Government (The ending Party in his Estate)

Spoff

After GoldenEye some search and rescue people fish a poor canoeist out of the bottom of Trevelyan's sattelite dish.

Spoff

After The Man With The Golden Gun, Hong Kong harbour police are puzzled at the incident of an abandoned boat with a small deceased person in the crows nest.

Gala Brand

After FRWL, Bond breaks it to Tatiana that he's been using her to get the Lektor and there won't be any marriage or kids. MI6 finds Tatiana a rundown counsel house flat in Manchester where she spends the ret of her days thinking about the spy who loved her.

Charmed & Dangerous

Gala Brand wrote:

After FRWL, Bond breaks it to Tatiana that he's been using her to get the Lektor and there won't be any marriage or kids. MI6 finds Tatiana a rundown counsel house flat in Manchester where she spends the ret of her days thinking about the spy who loved her.

And the Venetian tabloids get hold of the footage Bond threw in the canal, published them ("La Spia Che Ci Bunga Bunga") and a diplomatic incident ensued.

Thunderpussy

Far from suffering in a council flat in Manchester Tatiana wrote a
Kiss and Tell book and lived in luxury of the profits. )

AlphaOmegaSin

After Thunderball, Bond and Domino remember that they left Kutze in the Middle of the Ocean )

Firemass

Thunderpussy wrote:

Firstly I think you're over thinking, a mass media entertainment  product.

Aren't we all?

There was a hilarious, and overlooked post by Chrisisall a while back (buried in some random thread) where he described the events immediately following the ending of the Bond film. For example, "Everyone was saddened by Domino's broken neck."

Maybe Chris could repost it here where it will get more attention.

Thunderpussy

I've never been accused of over thinking anything ! Nice idea if
Chrisisall, can find his post. -{

Firemass

Thunderpussy wrote:

I've never been accused of over thinking anything ! Nice idea if
Chrisisall, can find his post. -{

I found it in the Review of All Bond Movies thread. )

chrisisall wrote:

Ever wonder what happened after the end of some of those movies?
DN- Felix had to drive back & attach another line to Bond's Boat; asked him why he's so immature.
FRWL- Bond & Tatianna got stopped by police & cited for throwing trash in the water.
GF- It was fun under the chute, but the 20 mile hike back to civilization had Pussy cursing out Bond like a dock worker.
TB- Everyone was saddened by the discovery of Domino's broken neck.
TMWTGG- While Bond & Goodnight were getting busy, Nic Nack fell to his death through the cabin ceiling.
TSWLM- Triple X, in a fit of embarrassment, shot Bond anyway.
MR- The attempt failed because Bond never trained in zero-G.
FYEO- The PM sent Bond a covert love letter later saying she really would like to give him a kiss.
AVTAK- The robot went into the shower & electrocuted them.
TLD- A random bodyguard drew his weapon and demanded the Muhajideen disarm & the ensuing firefight killed most of the people in the room.
GE- A sexually frustrated Bond decided Wade was a dick.
TLD- Bond & Lin suffered second degree sun burns the next day waiting to be found.
CR- In grief, Bond drank himself to death.

Gala Brand

Thunderpussy wrote:

Far from suffering in a council flat in Manchester Tatiana wrote a
Kiss and Tell book and lived in luxury of the profits. )

That was the plan until MI6 got wind of her planned publication and invoked the Official Secrets Act and threatened her with prosecution. The government did, however, offer her a one-way ticket to Moscow, which was declined.

Silhouette Man

AlphaOmegaSin wrote:

After Thunderball, Bond and Domino remember that they left Kutze in the Middle of the Ocean )

Yes, his fate is left very much uncertain. I fact he conveniently disappears! )

Thunderpussy

Some of those " Golden Grotto " sharks , got him! )

AlphaOmegaSin

One of those Sharks would later find his Feet in LTK

walther p99

hehadlotsofguts wrote:

DN- Bond and Honey are still floating adrift and Bond is kicking himself for throwing away the line.

)

chrisisall

Firemass wrote:

Thunderpussy wrote:

I've never been accused of over thinking anything ! Nice idea if
Chrisisall, can find his post. -{

I found it in the Review of All Bond Movies thread. )

chrisisall wrote:

Ever wonder what happened after the end of some of those movies?
DN- Felix had to drive back & attach another line to Bond's Boat; asked him why he's so immature.
FRWL- Bond & Tatianna got stopped by police & cited for throwing trash in the water.
GF- It was fun under the chute, but the 20 mile hike back to civilization had Pussy cursing out Bond like a dock worker.
TB- Everyone was saddened by the discovery of Domino's broken neck.
TMWTGG- While Bond & Goodnight were getting busy, Nic Nack fell to his death through the cabin ceiling.
TSWLM- Triple X, in a fit of embarrassment, shot Bond anyway.
MR- The attempt failed because Bond never trained in zero-G.
FYEO- The PM sent Bond a covert love letter later saying she really would like to give him a kiss.
AVTAK- The robot went into the shower & electrocuted them.
TLD- A random bodyguard drew his weapon and demanded the Muhajideen disarm & the ensuing firefight killed most of the people in the room.
GE- A sexually frustrated Bond decided Wade was a dick.
TLD- Bond & Lin suffered second degree sun burns the next day waiting to be found.
CR- In grief, Bond drank himself to death.

Thanks Firemass! I kind of forgot I even wrote that until I perused this thread. 8-)

Thunderpussy

You're getting old, Chrisisall.

chrisisall

Thunderpussy wrote:

You're getting old, Chrisisall.

I'm not as old as I used to be!
(props if you get the quote)

Thunderpussy

Sorry Chris, I'm not that clever.

chrisisall

Thunderpussy wrote:

Sorry Chris, I'm not that clever.

Legend, one of the fairies (who age in reverse).

AlphaOmegaSin

I'll just sit with the other Young People

chrisisall

Seriously though, TB has to have the single dumbest ending of all time. So forget that getting yanked up out of that raft like that might be a little... jarring... for a non-militarily trained young woman, she was wet from the ocean and suddenly she's got a steady couple hundred mile an hour wind hitting her. She'll arrive at the destination a Dominosicle.

broadshoulder

chrisisall wrote:

Seriously though, TB has to have the single dumbest ending of all time. So forget that getting yanked up out of that raft like that might be a little... jarring... for a non-militarily trained young woman, she was wet from the ocean and suddenly she's got a steady couple hundred mile an hour wind hitting her. She'll arrive at the destination a Dominosicle.

) ) ) ) )