what's your porn name ?

ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
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For a little fun and because Charmed and Dangerous, put the idea in my head.
To get your porn star name there are a couple of basic ways.

1 Take your middle name and the name of your first pet. Put them together for your porn star name
2 Substitute your first pet's name with the name of the street you grew up with
Or, take your first pet's name and the street you grew up on

Using my first pet and where I grew up I'd be ....
Chico Hennessey.
"I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."

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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))

    Hammy Shenfield-Place (double-barreled dontcha' know).
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Michael Slowcoach 8-)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Was Hammy, a hamster, C&D ? ;)
    I'm sorry AA but, I don't think your career lies in the aldult entertainment industry. :))
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Was Hammy, a hamster, C&D ? ;)
    I'm sorry AA but, I don't think your career lies in the aldult entertainment industry. :))
    Most families did not use erotic pet names in the 50's :D
    One of us smells like a tart's handkerchief.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    What they missed out on. ;)
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  • ACACIA_AVENUEACACIA_AVENUE UKPosts: 1,775MI6 Agent
    'Throbber' the tortoise

    'Shafter' the budgie

    8-)
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  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,334MI6 Agent
    I did't have a pet during my childhood, but I had a favourite stuffed animal. Neither did grow up in a street, but near a gravel road. My middle name is too ....ethnic. Can I get way with my stuffed animal's name and my mother's last name before she married?(because that'another method to find you porn name, I've been told)

    "Boff" Holm
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Boff Holm. Yes, I can imagine that on a DVD cover. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ProjectormanProjectorman Burnley Lancashire Posts: 37MI6 Agent
    Sniffer flume - if you must know (dog - street name)
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Brian York

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  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
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  • HardyboyHardyboy Posts: 5,906Chief of Staff
    Switch Martin. I can just imagine the kinds of porn someone with that name would be in. . .
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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Was Hammy, a hamster, C&D ? ;)
    I'm sorry AA but, I don't think your career lies in the aldult entertainment industry. :))


    Got it in one, TP (how did you guess? ) :)) we weren't very imaginative with pet names where I grew up. I even have a friend with a dog named Deefer (as in D for Dog...) :#
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    We were all watching " Tales from the riverbank" with Hammy the hamster,
    Who actually was a Guinea pig. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    A Guinea pig!! (Swoon) my childhood is in ruins :# :o
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,707MI6 Agent
    If you want me to use the first street I lived on my name would be John Cypress. I didn't live there to long though so you could call me John Day. But the street I lived on the longest was (John) Lindbergh, so you decide which movie you'd buy with the name on the cover.
    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    John day, watch him go ALL Day !! :D could make a good tag line. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    Alexander Emily

    8-) :))
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  • The Red KindThe Red Kind EnglandPosts: 3,336MI6 Agent
    Sandy Woodfield ;)
    "Any of the opposition around..?"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Having " Wood" in your name , is bound to be a bonus. ;) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,707MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    John day, watch him go ALL Day !! :D could make a good tag line. ;)

    I'd prefer John Cypress: Thick as a trunk and as long as a tree, :007) :007) :)) :v
    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    The Red Kind wrote:
    Sandy Woodfield ;)

    Sanding down your Wood? ;)
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Ah!, porn. The only acting were a wooden performance is a must. ;) :))
    Well, that and Hollyoaks ! :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    If you ever doubt your own Acting Abilities, then watch an Episode of Hollyoaks :D
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