Snog, Marry & Avoid ?

ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
in General James Bond Chat
Could find this in a search, so thought I start a thread on the Bond ladies
( or indeed gents if you prefer ) that you would Snog or Marry and who
you'd avoid ! ;) Characters not the actors.

Snog, Honey Ryder, a real Amazonian beauty.
Marry, Tiffany Case ( from the book, not the film) looking like a young Bacall
But with plenty of spirit. Yes, I'd take her home to meet Mummy.
Avoid, Rosa Klebb, one nasty woman, who didn't have the best hygiene system
and would sit close to people being tortured to fully enjoy the experience.
Yes, if she came in somewhere, I'd be running out the back.

Any thoughts ?
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Snog - Jill Masterson

    Marry - Domino

    Avoid - Rosa Klebb
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • walther p99walther p99 NJPosts: 3,416MI6 Agent
    Snog-Christmas Jones
    Marry-Vesper
    avoid-Mayday
    @deanwdunlevy
  • IanTIanT Posts: 573MI6 Agent
    Snog - Moneypenny
    Marry - Vesper
    Avoid - Rosa Klebb
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Snog - Vesper
    Marry - Vesper
    Avoid - Blofeld
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Are you avoiding Blofeld, or just playing hard to get ? :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • MilleniumForceMilleniumForce LondonPosts: 1,214MI6 Agent
    edited May 2015
    Snog - Christmas Jones
    Marry - Tatiana or Goodhead
    Avoid - Rosa Klebb
    1.LTK 2.AVTAK 3.OP 4.FYEO 5.TND 6.LALD 7.GE 8.GF 9.TSWLM 10.SPECTRE 11.SF 12.MR 13.YOLT 14.TLD 15.CR (06) 16.TMWTGG 17.TB 18.FRWL 19.TWINE 20.OHMSS 21.DAF 22.DAD 23.QoS 24.NSNA 25.DN 26.CR (67)
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    Can you really count Rosa Klebb in this? Her character could just have easily been a man. Same goes for Judi Dench's M. It would make more sense to only include Bond's women. Mayday definitely would be the one to avoid.
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I think Moore would agree there :D
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'd say it's all in the eye of the beholder, I find Mayday very attractive,
    and Dame Judi is a GILF :D so there's always someone to rock someone's
    World. -{
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  • BIG TAMBIG TAM Wrexham, North Wales, UK.Posts: 773MI6 Agent
    An amusing thread, Thunderpussy.

    Snog: Elektra King (Though if I were at the MI6/EON Xmas Party I'd also make a play for Stacey Sutton, Vesper Lynd & Holly Goodhead!)
    Marry: Pam Bouvier (And if she turned me down, Natalya Simonova)
    Avoid: Kara Milovy
  • BlackleiterBlackleiter Washington, DCPosts: 5,615MI6 Agent
    Snog: Jinx
    Marry: Moneypenny (current incarnation)
    Avoid: Irma Bunt

    (I sure hope "snog" means what I think it does!) :))
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  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    Are you avoiding Blofeld, or just playing hard to get ? :D

    Playing hard to get. ;% How did you know?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) That's the way, you make him work for it ! :D :))

    Snog means Kiss BL, I was going to use a different word, but Thought
    I'd play safe. ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • superadosuperado Regent's Park West (CaliforniaPosts: 2,656MI6 Agent
    Speaking of snogging, do you folks allow your imagination to go in whatever direction after Bond starts making out only for the scene to cut to him and the girl of the moment getting dressed?
    "...the purposeful slant of his striding figure looked dangerous, as if he was making quickly for something bad that was happening further down the street." -SMERSH on 007 dossier photo, Ch. 6 FRWL.....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I don't :v I didn't even like the " more adventurous " love making in NSNA :))
    Not in a Bond, thank you very much. For that sort of carry on, we have the
    Internet ! ......................... Or so I've been told. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • superadosuperado Regent's Park West (CaliforniaPosts: 2,656MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    I don't :v I didn't even like the " more adventurous " love making in NSNA :))
    Not in a Bond, thank you very much. For that sort of carry on, we have the
    Internet ! ......................... Or so I've been told. :))

    The Internet!? I avoid that because of all those cat videos.
    "...the purposeful slant of his striding figure looked dangerous, as if he was making quickly for something bad that was happening further down the street." -SMERSH on 007 dossier photo, Ch. 6 FRWL.....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) massive " So Cute" overdose.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Only you TP would come up with a school boy wa*k fantasy question :))
    so where do I sign up :D

    snog =any of octopussys girls (especialy the little one )
    marry -the blond check in girl in QOS (she is also in Miranda )
    avoid ,Mayday like the plague , one wrong word to her ,and she would cut your ahermm off
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I'm sure others, let's say policemen in the back of a van, may have pondered
    Something similar. ;) :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    I'm sure others, let's say policemen in the back of a van, may have pondered
    Something similar. ;) :))
    Conversation by police men in backs of vans , is frankly, highly disturbing :D (police women are worse) :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    I'm sure it's all very similar to what George Dixon, spoke of in the old days. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Snog: well the list is endless: Vesper, Solange, Honey, Plenty... I also have a soft spot for bad girls: Miranda Frost, Fiona Volpe, Helga Brandt, Xenia Onatopp... :s

    Marry: Domino or Lucia Sciarra (about to be played by Monica Bellucci) :x :x

    Avoid: "Frau Bunt! Fancy meeting you here!" :o
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  • The Wicker ManThe Wicker Man EnglandPosts: 434MI6 Agent
    Nice idea this TP :)

    Snog - Elektra King or Anya (triple x) Amasova. :x

    Marry - Pam Bouvier or Bambi (not the cute deer, I mean the cute gymnast/bodyguard). :x

    Avoid - Blofeld in drag! - Although I have been out with worse. ;)
    1.ohmss 2.cr 3.frwl 4.ltk 5.gf 6.tswlm 7.sf 8.op 9.tld 10.dn 11.lald 12.tb 13.fyeo 14.ge 15.mr 16.yolt 17.tnd 18.avtak 19.sp 20.twine 21.qos 22.tmwtgg 23.daf 24.dad
  • David.247David.247 UKPosts: 29MI6 Agent
    edited May 2015
    snog: miss moneypenny from the Timothy Dalton films

    Marry: Olga kurylenko, Eva Green

    Avoid: Colonel Jacques Bouvar dreesed as his own widow
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Here's mine;

    Snog: Jill Masterson

    Marry: Domino Derval

    Avoid: Irma Bunt
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

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  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    Snog: Any Bond girl who is single and doesn't have serious psychological problems (like Tracy, Mayday, Elektra). And I only mean Bond girls, not people Bond has no interest in like Klebb, Irma Bunt, M, etc.

    Marry: Probably Dr. Goodhead. She's smart, independent, fun, caring and doesn't have any emotional baggage.

    Avoid: Vesper. I'm surprised to see that anyone would want to marry Vesper. She's a double agent and cheated on her boyfriend. Worst of all, she was dishonest with Bond. I'd put her in the avoid category for being a terrible person. She really messed up Bond, and I wouldn't want her messing me up like that!
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  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    In america the game is called kill f--- marry.

    Id marry pam bouvier. Snog pussy galore. And avoid the moore era girls
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I've got another one -

    Snog - Pussy Galore

    Marry - Kissy Sizzuki

    Avoid - May Day
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    You guys are doing it wrong lol. You're supposed to give the below user 3 choices and then decide which of the 3, you'd snog, which you'd marry and which you'd avoid. Then, you give 3 for the below user.

    Okay, I'll put this out there for anyone who wants to.

    Snog, Marry, Avoid: Natalya Simonova, Tatiana Romanova, Anya Amasova
    "Thank You"
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The British version is more gentle.
    Snog, which young lady you'd dare to try and hold her hand,if that's not
    Too vulgar a term.
    Marry, which young lady you'd bring home to mother and after a suitably
    Chaperoned courtship of between four to five years, you'd set a date
    To be married, taking care not to use the word in mixed company as
    Marriage denotes sex, and that is not a fitting subject for Mummy.
    Avoid, a lady who's a bad egg ( sorry for the strong language, but it had to
    Be said )
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