Global Domination for Beginners

Will OnceWill Once Surrey, EnglandPosts: 24MI6 Agent
in James Bond Literature
A polite question, if I may.

I've written a spy spoof novel from the point of view of the bad guy. It's going to be free on Amazon in a few days time.

Would anyone mind if I told you a little bit about it? I won't be in the least bit offended if there was some forum rule about this sort of thing and you tell me not to ...

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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,865MI6 Agent
    I'm not a mod but I'd say go ahead. We'd like you to post here more than just once though of course if you have an interest in James Bond.
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Spill your Guts :D

    Yes, I'm sure it will be allowed here.
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    There is a supervillain app, don't know if it's any good, but the book
    Sounds like fun. {[]
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ShatterfangShatterfang Posts: 538MI6 Agent
    Let's here it! I am also writing a book for amazon and kindle, although I am not planning on making it for free. And i love the concept. Reminds me of Anthony Horrowitz's Moriarty book.
  • Will OnceWill Once Surrey, EnglandPosts: 24MI6 Agent
    That's very kind! I promise to stick around and not do one of those spammy fly-by thingies.

    Global Domination for Beginners is a reversed James Bond/ Austin Powers story. Our hero takes over the world in order to win back his childhood sweetheart.

    Along the way, it shows you all the interesting bits that the normal spy stories leave out. Why someone would want to take over the world in the first place. How to recruit and train henchmen, and then deal with their union's demands for better working conditions. Where to get a hollowed out volcano. How to resist those suave men in sharp suits who want to play golf with you.

    And, most crucially of all, just what do you do with the world once you have taken it over? I don't want to spoil the story, but this time the bad guy does get to win. Sort of.

    And, if you haven't guessed by now, it's a comedy. :)) You can find out more about it here:

    https://willonce.wordpress.com/2015/05/31/please-dont-buy-my-book/

    It will be free on Amazon between Thursday 4 June and Monday 8 June.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,068Chief of Staff
    Hello, Will. Yes, it's ok as long as you keep it to this one thread.

    Welcome to AJB, and as SM said above please post on other subjects, too, we'd be interested to hear from you. You might want to take a look at this: http://www.ajb007.co.uk/topic/45180/introduction-how-to-use-the-forum/ and feel free to introduce yourself here: http://www.ajb007.co.uk/topic/34154/welcome-comings-goings/page/50/
  • Will OnceWill Once Surrey, EnglandPosts: 24MI6 Agent
    Global Domination for Beginners is now 100% free. All over the world.

    Stiff upper lip Brits can get it from here:

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Global-Domination-Beginners-Will-Once-ebook/dp/B00O4WJR04/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1433396640&sr=1-1&keywords=global+domination+for+beginners

    Budding Felix Leiters need to go here:

    http://www.amazon.com/Global-Domination-Beginners-Will-Once-ebook/dp/B00O4WJR04/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1433405574&sr=8-1&keywords=global+domination+for+beginners

    Everybody else needs to smooch on over to whatever version of Amazon you call home. Just whisper the password "global domination for beginners". If you see the smiley face with the bowler hat, you know you've made contact.

    It's free. It's funny. In a few day's time everyone will be talking about it. What have you possibly got to lose?
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,865MI6 Agent
    Thanks, Will Once. I've just downloaded a copy onto my Kindle PC. :) -{
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I sadly don't have a Kindle :(
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,865MI6 Agent
    edited June 2015
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    I sadly don't have a Kindle :(

    I had an old one that broke but I think you can download it for your PC like I did. :) -{
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Ah yes, I just checked.
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,865MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Ah yes, I just checked.

    Can you get it then? :)
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Yes :)
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,865MI6 Agent
    AlphaOmegaSin wrote:
    Yes :)

    Great - glad to hear it old son! :) -{
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Will OnceWill Once Surrey, EnglandPosts: 24MI6 Agent
    It's the last day of the giveaway. You will still be able to get Global Domination after today, but I'll have to ask you for some money. I know, I know, it's a filthy business.

    So this is your last chance to get it for free. I'd hate you to miss out.
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