The Most Contrived Action Sequences in the James Bond Film Series?

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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Virgil37 wrote:
    Always thought Heller's death was contrived. Impaled by a forklift, which crashes through the wall. Think he's been shot in the head too, which makes the forklift part unneccesary.

    But it fits with Sanchez's character, established during the movie. Remember he feeds Leiter to a shark, then explodes the head of Crest in a tank...The guy is a psycho, and looks for "imaginative" ways to kill. Actually, when he kills Truman Lodge with a machine gun, it feels rushed, and that's because Sanchez is in a hurry.

    I think in the Case of Sanchez, he was making an Example of those who betrayed his Loyalty.

    None of the Deaths in LTK are contrived. They fit into the Films Narrative.
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Now that i think about it, Maybe Heller's death isn't contrived after all. Maybe the whole point of the forklift is to cause Heller as much suffering as possible and the shot in the head was the coup de grace.
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    I've always like how shocked Sanchez is after Bond exposes his real Motives.
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Yes! That look of realisation before Bond turns him into a human fireball is a great bit of acting from Robert.
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    It's one of the Reasons why I hold LTK so highly -{
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  • Gala BrandGala Brand Posts: 1,172MI6 Agent
    I would consider any action scene that exists only to provide action to be contrived. An action scene should move the story forward and characterize the characters, just like any other scene. For example, the action scenes in London in SF tell us that Silva will stop at nothing to destroy M, including killing thousands of innocents, so Bond and M retreat to an isolated location to draw him out. We also learn that Mallory is still a bad ass.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Although with Heller's Death, with the forklift.
    What No hard Hat, No high Viz jacket ? Loses all realism for me. :p :))
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    :))
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  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    Most contrived sequence I can think of is in OP, when Kamal and his men hunt Bond in the jungle while riding elephants. All of sudden, we go from dinner time, to the middle of the night, to morning, to broad daylight.
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  • Virgil37Virgil37 Posts: 1,212MI6 Agent
    edited June 2015
    Would there be a chance for those who think some chases / action sequences
    Are contrived. To put their money where there mouth is and give us a short out line
    Of what sequence they would have used and how their idea would have improved
    On what the film makers gave us ?
    I'm a believer in if you point out problems, you really should also contrive a solution
    To solve it. Otherwise you're just a bit of an old curmudgeon :))

    TP, that's the job of a script doctor or the editor, or the director while making the film, not of fans.

    But I'll give it a try...

    GE editing room, 1995. I'm in front of the moviola and I see the dam jump. I call Martin Campbell.

    -Martin, this is your editor...I think we should get rid of the base jump...
    -What? the guy almost killed himself and it's so spectacular...
    - Did you notice that Bond is infiltrating a mountain lair?
    - So? what's your point?
    - I doesn't match with the end of the PTS jumping off the mountain.
    - But nobody will notice.
    - What about cutting the dam jump and opening the gunbarrel to Bond inside the lair? Less spectacular, but more realistic, and it makes more sense.

    Something like that. It's called "kill the babies", however spectacular.
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,610MI6 Agent
    Virgil37 wrote:
    Would there be a chance for those who think some chases / action sequences
    Are contrived. To put their money where there mouth is and give us a short out line
    Of what sequence they would have used and how their idea would have improved
    On what the film makers gave us ?
    I'm a believer in if you point out problems, you really should also contrive a solution
    To solve it. Otherwise you're just a bit of an old curmudgeon :))

    TP, that's the job of a script doctor or the editor, or the director while making the film, not of fans.

    But I'll give it a try...

    GE editing room, 1995. I'm in front of the moviola and I see the dam jump. I call Martin Campbell.

    -Martin, this is your editor...I think we should get rid of the base jump...
    -What? the guy almost killed himself and it's so spectacular...
    - Did you notice that Bond is infiltrating a mountain lair?
    - So? what's your point?
    - I doesn't match with the end of the PTS jumping off the mountain.
    - But nobody will notice.
    - What about cutting the dam jump and opening the gunbarrel to Bond inside the lair? Less spectacular, but more realistic, and it makes more sense.

    Something like that. It's called "kill the babies", however spectacular.

    - Then how about cutting the plane falling off the clip and having Bond catch the plane on the runway?
    - That's too easy for Bond, nobody will buy it.
    - But it's not even realistically possible.
    - But it's exciting.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Guys, you do understand that Film is a Visual medium ? all I can say is thank your god
    that the producers never listen to any of us fans ( I include myself) , not so much killing
    the babies.......... more like killing the franchise. :D
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Contrivance is a Bond staple. "Realism" has no place here. :007)
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Contrived is currently the most popular word on AJB :))
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I was thinking that after Q gives out the gadgets, we all know Bond is going
    To use them ;) so they have to " contrive " a scene when they can be used.
    So using that logic :p every action/fight scene since Dr No has been contrived. :))
    It's almost as if Bond is working from a script and not making it up as he goes ! :D
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  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Not contrived, more of a coincidence. Whatever gadget Bond gets, there is always a convenient situation for them to be used. What are the chances of Bond coming across a safe secured with a fingerprint lock, only to have the appropriate gadget on hand?
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Q, is wise. {[]
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    Not contrived, more of a coincidence. Whatever gadget Bond gets, there is always a convenient situation for them to be used. What are the chances of Bond coming across a safe secured with a fingerprint lock, only to have the appropriate gadget on hand?

    Q gives Equipment that he feels Bond may need. It's more of a 'If the Situation arises' Aspect.
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    This has been posted many times, but in case anyone has missed it .... ;)
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MwZbuF40T1M
    Eddie Izzard on James Bond's gadgets. :))
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Hilarious.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
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  • Will OnceWill Once Surrey, EnglandPosts: 24MI6 Agent
    Well there's contrived and much-loved ... and contrived and unloved.

    Little Nellie was contrived but fabulous. Ditto the Lotus Esprit submarine, the DB5 ejector seat, the suitcase with the exploding talcum powder. Ridiculous, yes. But we loved them.

    But the motorbike into plane jump from Goldeneye? The CGI windsurfing from Die Another Day? A gondola turning into a hovercraft? Sorry, but these should be filed under "contrived and unlovable".
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    I have little against the concept of the plane jump, just the crappy effects that made it look unforgivably cheesy.
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  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    The MR Gondola worked because it fit the Tone of the Film.
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    Definition: Contrived = created or arranged in a way that seems artificial and unrealistic.


    Allow me to just clarify that this was what I meant by the word "contrived" when I started this thread. I was in fact rather surprised to see that it had never been discussed before. It's not meant to be a "bashing Bond" thread at all; just some healthy criticism of the action sequences in the Bond films. I do get the fact that they are "just films" in the end analysis but some of us fans like to look a little deeper at things when it comes to James Bond as both a literary and cinematic character. :) -{
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,845MI6 Agent
    I've just added a new contrived action sequence to my list in the OP:

    -the Helga Brandt "defection" sub-plot leading to Bond trapped in a plane without a pilot in YOLT

    I think that we should all agree that this one is very contrived in nature!
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  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    I've just added a new contrived action sequence to my list in the OP:

    -the Helga Brandt "defection" sub-plot leading to Bond trapped in a plane without a pilot in YOLT

    I think that we should all agree that this one is very contrived in nature!
    Not a bit of it! Gets rid of pesky agents and gets the insurance payment on older planes all in one!
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