1989
Broccoli: Hi, John, how goes it?... What, another ten trucks? I just sent you forty-seven of them!....What, all of them?
1972
George Martin: Oh, hi Harry, how are you?.... Ah, you listened to the record then, how did you like it?.... Oh good, I’m glad, Paul and Linda will be pleased... yes, Aretha Franklin is a great singer but... But, Harry, you’ve got Paul singing it.... No, it isn’t a demo- he doesn’t make demos, this is the record....
1995
Bean: Ah, hello Mr Wilson, is the script ready? I’m keen to know on which page I die.... Oh yes, it’s in my contract, it always is... Ah, I see, page 123... and page 6, good. Couldn’t you work in another death about page 80 or so?
1983
Broccoli: Hello, Michael, have we got the box-office returns for "Octopussy" in yet?.... We have? Oh, great, how are we doing?.... Excellent, thank you! And what about dear Kevin and Sean and "Never Say Whatsit Called"?... Ah, even better!... Yes, very happy.
1964
Executive: Hello, Jaguar Cars Ltd... Oh, yes, you make the James Bond films, don't you? What can I do for you?.... Yes, the new model is just about ready.... What, you want four of them for nothing? I don't think... Yes, I appreciate it would be good publicity but still... You want us to do what? Cut a hole in the roof? What on earth for, an ejector seat?... Oh, I see.... No, I don't think we can accommodate you. Tell you what, why don't you try Aston Martin? I've got their number right here...
2008
Rachel: How's filming going?
Dan: All we're doing is writing & rewriting. We film for twelve hours and then write stuff for ten hours; I'm getting no f**king sleep.
Rachel: Do you have your ending yet?
Dan: You kidding? Honey, we're making this up as we go.
Rachel: Are you eating enough?
Dan: I'm drinking enough...
2008
Rachel: How's filming going?
Dan: All we're doing is writing & rewriting. We film for twelve hours and then write stuff for ten hours; I'm getting no f**king sleep.
Rachel: Do you have your ending yet?
Dan: You kidding? Honey, we're making this up as we go.
Rachel: Are you eating enough?
Dan: I'm drinking enough...
Satsuki: Dan, where have you been spending your nights? Why aren't you paying attention to me anymore? I think we should break up in two years.
1974
Hamilton: Hello, Cubby, it's ok, he said yes... No, he said he wouldn't bring the teeth... No, he won't wear the cape either.... No, I didn't ask about a coffin, but I'm sure he wouldn't...
1987
Secretary: Vienna Balloons Ltd... Why, yes, Mr Glen, of course I've heard of James Bond... We would be happy to take your order.... One balloon. Certainly. To be delivered at 10am on Tuesday morning.... Not at all... Thank you for your call.
1971
Saltzman: Hi Cubby, it's Harry... yes, I'm fine... Yes, I'm sitting down... Oh, Sean is coming back? Just one question, then: how much?.... HOW MUCH???? Have you taken leave of your... plus what?... plus WHAT???... Oh, that's just insa...
1963
Llewelyn: Hello, darling, I've just been asked to play a part in the next James Bond picture.... No, it's only a day's work, I just have to give him a briefcase... Well, you never know, they might want me to do more....
1977
Secretary: Eon Catering Department, can I help you?... Yes, you want to order breakfast for one of the cast? Of course, what would you like?... Six eggs, four sausages, eight rashers of bacon, ten slices of toast... What, is he a giant? Hahaha... Oh, he is. I see...
1974
Secretary: Eon Catering Department, can I help you?... Yes, you want to order breakfast for one of the cast? Of course, what would you like?... One egg, half a sausage, one rasher of bacon, half a slice of toast... What, is he a midget? Hahaha... Oh, he is, I see.
1979
Bassey: Hello?... Hi John, lovely to hear from you... What, again? ... Of course, I'd love to!
1987
Producer: Hello, Pierce, it’s Robert... Yes, fine, and the family are all fine too... Look, we've been thinking that it might be time to do a new series of Remington Steele... Now, hold on one minute.... really, there’s no need to use that kind of...
1981
Keating: Hi, Peter, it's Henry... Yes, I've got you an author... No, we've tried Len and J le C and they won't cough.... Yes, it's him...
1987
Secretary: Vienna Balloons Ltd... Why, yes, Mr Glen, of course I've heard of James Bond... We would be happy to take your order.... One balloon. Certainly. To be delivered at 10am on Tuesday morning.... Not at all... Thank you for your call.
1987
"Vienna Community Hospital, ER, how can we help you?"
"Yes, we've heard that you are shooting in town"
"Yes, we have seen your main actor on TV"
"Of course we will take him in because of that balloon accident, what exactly happened?"
"Well first of all you have to calm him down and stop the tears - otherwise he will dehydrate severely"
"Err - no. Sorry but a split fingernail does not really count as an emergency"
President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
1971
Hamilton: "Hey Derek, How's the second unit work going? ... You what? You mean the car goes in one side, then emerges on the other two wheels? ... Ok, you'll take care of it then, you just need Sean and Jill for a couple of hours?... Ok as long as you promise no-one will ever notice..."
EON PRODUCTIONS
Ah good morning ,is that the Madrid city film dept
MADRID CITY FILM DEPT
Ce senior
EP
WE want to film a new Bond film in Madrid ,it will bring in lots of money and employment ,we want to start on the 25th June
MCFD
not possible senior ,that day is a bank holiday
EP
well hoe about the 30th then ?
MCFD
sorry senior ,but that too is a bank holiday,
EP
don't worry we will go to Mexico instead ,
John Glen: Martin.....yes, we need you for one more scene...... Martin Grace: What stunt am I doing today? Skydiving? Fight scene? John Glen: We need you to walk up some stairs.
Pierce Brosnan: Hello.
Roger Moore: Hello, good sir. How are you?
Pierce Brosnan: I am swell. Thank you for asking.
Roger Moore: Oh, thank you!
Pierce Brosnan: Thank you too!
Roger Moore: No, thank you!
Pierce Brosnan: No... thank YOU.
Roger Moore: Oh... thank you!
1995
Dalton: Hello?
Brosnan: Hi Tim, it's Pierce. I just called to say... thank you.
Dalton: Oh no, thank you Pierce!
1969
Connery: Hello?
Lazenby: Hello, Mr Connery, this is George Lazenby.
Connery: Sorry, who?
Lazenby: George Lazenby- I just took over your job.
Connery: ) ) ) )
2006
Craig: Hello, Pierce, it's Daniel Craig... Now just wait a moment... Really, there's no need for that kind of..
Hi, Tim? Yeah, hello. I just wanted to say that I know we had our differences, but damn if we didn't turn out a bloody great Bond movie despite it all, eh?
Tim? Tim?
Hello?
2017
BB: Hello?...Ah, hello Mr Turner.... No, I promise I'll call you if the vacancy comes up... Yes, I said "if"... No, don't worry, I've still got your number.
BB: Hello? ...Ah, hello Mr Hiddleston.... No, I promise I'll call you if the vacancy comes up... Yes, I said "if"... No, don't worry, I've still got your number.
1965
Barry: Hi, Don, it's John, how are you?....Fine here too. Listen, I'm doing the score for the new Bond film and wondered if you'd like to write the lyrics for the title song?...You would? Great... It's called "Thunderball"... No, buggered if I know, mate... What? About the villain? Well, I suppose you could but we've just done that with "Goldfinger"... About Bond himself? Well, maybe... Tell you what, why don't you leave it a bit ambiguous then the fans can argue about it for years afterwards? Decades, maybe.
Comments
1989
Broccoli: Hi, John, how goes it?... What, another ten trucks? I just sent you forty-seven of them!....What, all of them?
1972
George Martin: Oh, hi Harry, how are you?.... Ah, you listened to the record then, how did you like it?.... Oh good, I’m glad, Paul and Linda will be pleased... yes, Aretha Franklin is a great singer but... But, Harry, you’ve got Paul singing it.... No, it isn’t a demo- he doesn’t make demos, this is the record....
1995
Bean: Ah, hello Mr Wilson, is the script ready? I’m keen to know on which page I die.... Oh yes, it’s in my contract, it always is... Ah, I see, page 123... and page 6, good. Couldn’t you work in another death about page 80 or so?
1983
Broccoli: Hello, Michael, have we got the box-office returns for "Octopussy" in yet?.... We have? Oh, great, how are we doing?.... Excellent, thank you! And what about dear Kevin and Sean and "Never Say Whatsit Called"?... Ah, even better!... Yes, very happy.
1964
Executive: Hello, Jaguar Cars Ltd... Oh, yes, you make the James Bond films, don't you? What can I do for you?.... Yes, the new model is just about ready.... What, you want four of them for nothing? I don't think... Yes, I appreciate it would be good publicity but still... You want us to do what? Cut a hole in the roof? What on earth for, an ejector seat?... Oh, I see.... No, I don't think we can accommodate you. Tell you what, why don't you try Aston Martin? I've got their number right here...
Hey Barbel keep it up -{ , every time I read your phone calls I keep imagining them in the voice of Bob Newhart
Rachel: How's filming going?
Dan: All we're doing is writing & rewriting. We film for twelve hours and then write stuff for ten hours; I'm getting no f**king sleep.
Rachel: Do you have your ending yet?
Dan: You kidding? Honey, we're making this up as we go.
Rachel: Are you eating enough?
Dan: I'm drinking enough...
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Satsuki: Dan, where have you been spending your nights? Why aren't you paying attention to me anymore? I think we should break up in two years.
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Hamilton: Hello, Cubby, it's ok, he said yes... No, he said he wouldn't bring the teeth... No, he won't wear the cape either.... No, I didn't ask about a coffin, but I'm sure he wouldn't...
1987
Secretary: Vienna Balloons Ltd... Why, yes, Mr Glen, of course I've heard of James Bond... We would be happy to take your order.... One balloon. Certainly. To be delivered at 10am on Tuesday morning.... Not at all... Thank you for your call.
1971
Saltzman: Hi Cubby, it's Harry... yes, I'm fine... Yes, I'm sitting down... Oh, Sean is coming back? Just one question, then: how much?.... HOW MUCH???? Have you taken leave of your... plus what?... plus WHAT???... Oh, that's just insa...
Llewelyn: Hello, darling, I've just been asked to play a part in the next James Bond picture.... No, it's only a day's work, I just have to give him a briefcase... Well, you never know, they might want me to do more....
1977
Secretary: Eon Catering Department, can I help you?... Yes, you want to order breakfast for one of the cast? Of course, what would you like?... Six eggs, four sausages, eight rashers of bacon, ten slices of toast... What, is he a giant? Hahaha... Oh, he is. I see...
1974
Secretary: Eon Catering Department, can I help you?... Yes, you want to order breakfast for one of the cast? Of course, what would you like?... One egg, half a sausage, one rasher of bacon, half a slice of toast... What, is he a midget? Hahaha... Oh, he is, I see.
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Bassey: Hello?... Hi John, lovely to hear from you... What, again? ... Of course, I'd love to!
1987
Producer: Hello, Pierce, it’s Robert... Yes, fine, and the family are all fine too... Look, we've been thinking that it might be time to do a new series of Remington Steele... Now, hold on one minute.... really, there’s no need to use that kind of...
1981
Keating: Hi, Peter, it's Henry... Yes, I've got you an author... No, we've tried Len and J le C and they won't cough.... Yes, it's him...
1987
"Vienna Community Hospital, ER, how can we help you?"
"Yes, we've heard that you are shooting in town"
"Yes, we have seen your main actor on TV"
"Of course we will take him in because of that balloon accident, what exactly happened?"
"Well first of all you have to calm him down and stop the tears - otherwise he will dehydrate severely"
"Err - no. Sorry but a split fingernail does not really count as an emergency"
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Guys, keep them up, these are just brilliant !!!!
Hamilton: "Hey Derek, How's the second unit work going? ... You what? You mean the car goes in one side, then emerges on the other two wheels? ... Ok, you'll take care of it then, you just need Sean and Jill for a couple of hours?... Ok as long as you promise no-one will ever notice..."
Ah good morning ,is that the Madrid city film dept
MADRID CITY FILM DEPT
Ce senior
EP
WE want to film a new Bond film in Madrid ,it will bring in lots of money and employment ,we want to start on the 25th June
MCFD
not possible senior ,that day is a bank holiday
EP
well hoe about the 30th then ?
MCFD
sorry senior ,but that too is a bank holiday,
EP
don't worry we will go to Mexico instead ,
Martin Grace: What stunt am I doing today? Skydiving? Fight scene?
John Glen: We need you to walk up some stairs.
Pierce Brosnan: Hello.
Roger Moore: Hello, good sir. How are you?
Pierce Brosnan: I am swell. Thank you for asking.
Roger Moore: Oh, thank you!
Pierce Brosnan: Thank you too!
Roger Moore: No, thank you!
Pierce Brosnan: No... thank YOU.
Roger Moore: Oh... thank you!
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1995
Dalton: Hello?
Brosnan: Hi Tim, it's Pierce. I just called to say... thank you.
Dalton: Oh no, thank you Pierce!
1969
Connery: Hello?
Lazenby: Hello, Mr Connery, this is George Lazenby.
Connery: Sorry, who?
Lazenby: George Lazenby- I just took over your job.
Connery:
2006
Craig: Hello, Pierce, it's Daniel Craig... Now just wait a moment... Really, there's no need for that kind of..
Hi, Tim? Yeah, hello. I just wanted to say that I know we had our differences, but damn if we didn't turn out a bloody great Bond movie despite it all, eh?
Tim? Tim?
Hello?
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BB: Hello?...Ah, hello Mr Turner.... No, I promise I'll call you if the vacancy comes up... Yes, I said "if"... No, don't worry, I've still got your number.
BB: Hello? ...Ah, hello Mr Hiddleston.... No, I promise I'll call you if the vacancy comes up... Yes, I said "if"... No, don't worry, I've still got your number.
BB: Hello?... Ah, hello Mr Elba.... No, I don't think we'll be.... Yes, I'm sure you would.... Thank you!
2019
BB: Ah hello, Universal Distributors?... sorry for the delay.... yes, April.. definitely, 100% April 2020....
Barry: Hi, Don, it's John, how are you?....Fine here too. Listen, I'm doing the score for the new Bond film and wondered if you'd like to write the lyrics for the title song?...You would? Great... It's called "Thunderball"... No, buggered if I know, mate... What? About the villain? Well, I suppose you could but we've just done that with "Goldfinger"... About Bond himself? Well, maybe... Tell you what, why don't you leave it a bit ambiguous then the fans can argue about it for years afterwards? Decades, maybe.