The Ideas for Ridiculous Evil Henchmen Thread

Timothy DaltonTimothy Dalton Posts: 14MI6 Agent
edited July 2015 in The James Bond Films
Bizarre villainous henchmen have always been a staple of the Bond franchise. Characters like Jaws, Oddjob, Baron Samedi, and that diamond face dude from Die Another Day. So I thought I'd make a thread where people could post some ideas for gimmicky henchmen they'd like to see appear in a future Bond film.

I'll start things off with an idea of my own. The character is Nagina (or some other name, it doesn't really matter at all, the point of the thread isn't to talk about this one random idea I threw together after I saw a weird dude on some tattoo show), who is a deadly female assassin with a forked tongue like a snake. I can picture a scene where she has a captured Bond tied up and licks his face like Catwoman does to Batman in Batman Returns (weird movie). Maybe she could speak with a sort of hiss as well, "I'm here to kill you Misssster Bond", something like that. Snakes creep me out, so I think it would be a cool idea.

Now let's see what you guys can up with. -{

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  • broadshoulderbroadshoulder Acton, London, UKPosts: 1,363MI6 Agent
    Bizarre villainous henchmen have always been a staple of the Bond franchise. Characters like Jaws, Oddjob, Baron Samedi, and that diamond face dude from Die Another Day. So I thought I'd make a thread where people could post some ideas for gimmicky henchmen they'd like to see appear in a future Bond film.

    I'll start things off with an idea of my own. The character is Nagina, a deadly female assassin with a forked tongue like a snake. I can picture a scene where she has a captured Bond tied up and licks his face like Catwoman does to Batman in Batman Returns (weird movie). Maybe she could speak with a sort of hiss as well, "I'm here to kill you Misssster Bond", something like that. Snakes creep me out, so I think it would be a cool idea.

    Now let's see what you guys can up with. -{

    Nagina??? A bit obvious isn't it?
    1. For Your Eyes Only 2. The Living Daylights 3 From Russia with Love 4. Casino Royale 5. OHMSS 6. Skyfall
  • Timothy DaltonTimothy Dalton Posts: 14MI6 Agent
    Nagina??? A bit obvious isn't it?

    There is a character in one of these movies named Pussy Galore.
  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    A guy with metal feet that attack people
    A guy with metal nipples that attack people.
    A guy with metal ears that attack people.
    A guy with metal elbows that attack people.
  • Timothy DaltonTimothy Dalton Posts: 14MI6 Agent
    If there was a guy with metal hands that attacks people he could be called Paws. Or maybe bring back Jaws with a pet dog named Paws. Yeah definitely the dog.
  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    Then Teehee would be out of a job.
  • broadshoulderbroadshoulder Acton, London, UKPosts: 1,363MI6 Agent
    Nagina??? A bit obvious isn't it?

    There is a character in one of these movies named Pussy Galore.

    Which can be interpreted either way? Nagina is an obvious name for female genitalia..
    1. For Your Eyes Only 2. The Living Daylights 3 From Russia with Love 4. Casino Royale 5. OHMSS 6. Skyfall
  • HatThrowingHenchmanHatThrowingHenchman Russia With LovePosts: 1,834MI6 Agent
    Bizarre villainous henchmen have always been a staple of the Bond franchise. Characters like Jaws, Oddjob, Baron Samedi, and that diamond face dude from Die Another Day. So I thought I'd make a thread where people could post some ideas for gimmicky henchmen they'd like to see appear in a future Bond film.

    I'll start things off with an idea of my own. The character is Nagina, a deadly female assassin with a forked tongue like a snake. I can picture a scene where she has a captured Bond tied up and licks his face like Catwoman does to Batman in Batman Returns (weird movie). Maybe she could speak with a sort of hiss as well, "I'm here to kill you Misssster Bond", something like that. Snakes creep me out, so I think it would be a cool idea.

    Now let's see what you guys can up with. -{

    this would definately turn Bond into a comic adaption and since so many people lost it with die another day already the producers won't go in for that
    "You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"
  • Timothy DaltonTimothy Dalton Posts: 14MI6 Agent
    Nagina??? A bit obvious isn't it?

    There is a character in one of these movies named Pussy Galore.

    Which can be interpreted either way? Nagina is an obvious name for female genitalia..

    Pussy Galore can be interpreted either way?
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  • Absolutely_CartAbsolutely_Cart NJ/NYC, United StatesPosts: 1,740MI6 Agent
    ^ that picture is amazing. you win this thread.
  • AlphaOmegaSinAlphaOmegaSin EnglandPosts: 10,926MI6 Agent
    A Henchmen who's handy with Mathematics and Planning, similar to Kronsteen -{
    1.On Her Majesties Secret Service 2.The Living Daylights 3.license To Kill 4.The Spy Who Loved Me 5.Goldfinger
  • MilleniumForceMilleniumForce LondonPosts: 1,214MI6 Agent
    Nothing too groundbreaking, but simply a masked henchmen, similar to a slasher movie villain. Massive body, very tall, jumpsuit, doesn't talk with a mask as iconic as a hockey mask or a Captain Kirk mask painted white.
    1.LTK 2.AVTAK 3.OP 4.FYEO 5.TND 6.LALD 7.GE 8.GF 9.TSWLM 10.SPECTRE 11.SF 12.MR 13.YOLT 14.TLD 15.CR (06) 16.TMWTGG 17.TB 18.FRWL 19.TWINE 20.OHMSS 21.DAF 22.DAD 23.QoS 24.NSNA 25.DN 26.CR (67)
  • HatThrowingHenchmanHatThrowingHenchman Russia With LovePosts: 1,834MI6 Agent
    my opinion is to keep the henchman simple (big,brutal,not to clever) and let the villain be the psycho with maybe physical deformities
    "You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"
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