The Ideas for Ridiculous Evil Henchmen Thread

Timothy Dalton

Bizarre villainous henchmen have always been a staple of the Bond franchise. Characters like Jaws, Oddjob, Baron Samedi, and that diamond face dude from Die Another Day. So I thought I'd make a thread where people could post some ideas for gimmicky henchmen they'd like to see appear in a future Bond film.

I'll start things off with an idea of my own. The character is Nagina (or some other name, it doesn't really matter at all, the point of the thread isn't to talk about this one random idea I threw together after I saw a weird dude on some tattoo show), who is a deadly female assassin with a forked tongue like a snake. I can picture a scene where she has a captured Bond tied up and licks his face like Catwoman does to Batman in Batman Returns (weird movie). Maybe she could speak with a sort of hiss as well, "I'm here to kill you Misssster Bond", something like that. Snakes creep me out, so I think it would be a cool idea.

Now let's see what you guys can up with. -{

broadshoulder

Timothy Dalton wrote:

Bizarre villainous henchmen have always been a staple of the Bond franchise. Characters like Jaws, Oddjob, Baron Samedi, and that diamond face dude from Die Another Day. So I thought I'd make a thread where people could post some ideas for gimmicky henchmen they'd like to see appear in a future Bond film.

I'll start things off with an idea of my own. The character is Nagina, a deadly female assassin with a forked tongue like a snake. I can picture a scene where she has a captured Bond tied up and licks his face like Catwoman does to Batman in Batman Returns (weird movie). Maybe she could speak with a sort of hiss as well, "I'm here to kill you Misssster Bond", something like that. Snakes creep me out, so I think it would be a cool idea.

Now let's see what you guys can up with. -{

Nagina??? A bit obvious isn't it?

Timothy Dalton

broadshoulder wrote:

Nagina??? A bit obvious isn't it?

There is a character in one of these movies named Pussy Galore.

Absolutely_Cart

A guy with metal feet that attack people
A guy with metal nipples that attack people.
A guy with metal ears that attack people.
A guy with metal elbows that attack people.

Timothy Dalton

If there was a guy with metal hands that attacks people he could be called Paws. Or maybe bring back Jaws with a pet dog named Paws. Yeah definitely the dog.

Absolutely_Cart

Then Teehee would be out of a job.

broadshoulder

Timothy Dalton wrote:

broadshoulder wrote:

Nagina??? A bit obvious isn't it?

There is a character in one of these movies named Pussy Galore.

Which can be interpreted either way? Nagina is an obvious name for female genitalia..

HatThrowingHenchman

Timothy Dalton wrote:

Bizarre villainous henchmen have always been a staple of the Bond franchise. Characters like Jaws, Oddjob, Baron Samedi, and that diamond face dude from Die Another Day. So I thought I'd make a thread where people could post some ideas for gimmicky henchmen they'd like to see appear in a future Bond film.

I'll start things off with an idea of my own. The character is Nagina, a deadly female assassin with a forked tongue like a snake. I can picture a scene where she has a captured Bond tied up and licks his face like Catwoman does to Batman in Batman Returns (weird movie). Maybe she could speak with a sort of hiss as well, "I'm here to kill you Misssster Bond", something like that. Snakes creep me out, so I think it would be a cool idea.

Now let's see what you guys can up with. -{

this would definately turn Bond into a comic adaption and since so many people lost it with die another day already the producers won't go in for that

Timothy Dalton

broadshoulder wrote:

Timothy Dalton wrote:

broadshoulder wrote:

Nagina??? A bit obvious isn't it?

There is a character in one of these movies named Pussy Galore.

Which can be interpreted either way? Nagina is an obvious name for female genitalia..

Pussy Galore can be interpreted either way?

Absolutely_Cart

^ that picture is amazing. you win this thread.

AlphaOmegaSin

A Henchmen who's handy with Mathematics and Planning, similar to Kronsteen -{

MilleniumForce

Nothing too groundbreaking, but simply a masked henchmen, similar to a slasher movie villain. Massive body, very tall, jumpsuit, doesn't talk with a mask as iconic as a hockey mask or a Captain Kirk mask painted white.

HatThrowingHenchman

my opinion is to keep the henchman simple (big,brutal,not to clever) and let the villain be the psycho with maybe physical deformities

Absolutely_Cart

http://gfycat.com/BrilliantNecessaryBlackwidowspider