Laugh out loud moments

The Wicker ManThe Wicker Man EnglandPosts: 434MI6 Agent
LALD must be my most watched Bond film and watching it again recently I realised that I always laugh at a certain moment every time I watch it. You know the one - Kananga fires the gas pellet into the sofa Whisper is sitting on, the sofa inflates and Whisper's legs go up in the air, then it's a loud bang as sofa explodes leaving Whisper in a heap on the floor. I am laughing now as I am typing this, just thinking about it (although it could be madness).
It got me to thinking what moment in a Bond film, one liner, character or scene gives you a good old chuckle every time you watch it?
1.ohmss 2.cr 3.frwl 4.ltk 5.gf 6.tswlm 7.sf 8.op 9.tld 10.dn 11.lald 12.tb 13.fyeo 14.ge 15.mr 16.yolt 17.tnd 18.avtak 19.sp 20.twine 21.qos 22.tmwtgg 23.daf 24.dad
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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I have quite a few, in no particular order.
    The he's attempting re-entry line
    Named after your father perhaps
    That last hand, nearly killed me
    Welcome to Scotland
    So long as the collar and cuffs match
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    I was just out walking my rat and seem to have lost my way.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • chrisno1chrisno1 LondonPosts: 3,635MI6 Agent
    So long as the collar and cuffs match

    That's one of my favs. And from the same scene:

    Be thankful you weren't born at Arple and Van Cleefs.
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    DAF is really the King of Bond clever.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • chrisno1chrisno1 LondonPosts: 3,635MI6 Agent
    Chrissall. Agreed -
    Right idea - Wrong pussy
    Pity about your liver, sir, this really is an excellent sherry.
    Your troubles are all behind you.
    And you I assume are the hearty breakfast.
    Come now, professor, there's no need to belittle the little people
    Kurt Schimmer....inspecting... Geiger readings...?
    Miss Case looks very attractive, for a lady.
    Heart warming, Mr Kidd.
    She did say she wanted some photos for the children.
    One of us smells like a tarts boudoir and I'm afraid old chap it's me.
    Ah, Miss Case, like all wild animals she's only dangerous when cornered.
    Built one of these for the kids last Christmas.
    Can I bring you anything from Amsterdam? - A diamond. In a ring.
    How do we get the diamonds down from there?
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    I always LOL at "He got the boot" because of the matter-of-fact way Dalton says it.
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    The parachute resembling a bride's train in Licence To Kill.

    Bond laughing when he flies away with Sanchez's money.

    Bond flapping his arms when 'going fishing' and the pilot's reaction.

    Most of the scene's with Roger's Bond.
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • HatThrowingHenchmanHatThrowingHenchman Russia With LovePosts: 1,834MI6 Agent
    I like Kinkade saying: try to stop me you...little s**t! :))
    "You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    "A waterpistol?"

    .... always cracks me up :)) :)) :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • HatThrowingHenchmanHatThrowingHenchman Russia With LovePosts: 1,834MI6 Agent
    or Thunderball when Bond goves Fiona shoes to put on
    "You see Mr.Bond, you can't kill my dreams...but my dreams can kill you.Time to face destiny" - "Time to face gravity"
  • hehadlotsofgutshehadlotsofguts Durham England Posts: 2,112MI6 Agent
    Alec Trevelayan to the train driver: FULL SPEED!!! RAM 'IM!!!
    Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"

    " I don't listen to hip hop!"
  • Bondage007Bondage007 AustraliaPosts: 371MI6 Agent
    edited September 2015
    "Hey boss...he beat your time"

    When Moore falls onto the wedding cake in AVTAK - there's an example of the outraged chefs, and humiliated tailors :))
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  • Markyb64Markyb64 Posts: 86MI6 Agent
    TWINE " I thought Christmas only came once a year"
  • OrnithologistOrnithologist BerlinPosts: 586MI6 Agent
    From CR: The scene(s) with Solange (except her death, of course). Especially "Can I ask you a personal question" :))
    Also, Bond casually saying "Guten Abend" to the obnoxious German tourist whose car he had crashed earlier (according to script, he should have said in in English afaik, but it's way funnier like that). And Herr Mendel.
    "I'm afraid I'm a complicated woman. "
    "- That is something to be afraid of."
  • Bondage007Bondage007 AustraliaPosts: 371MI6 Agent
    From CR: The scene(s) with Solange (except her death, of course). Especially "Can I ask you a personal question" :))
    Also, Bond casually saying "Guten Abend" to the obnoxious German tourist whose car he had crashed earlier (according to script, he should have said in in English afaik, but it's way funnier like that). And Herr Mendel.

    Ah that's what he says, thanks
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  • 002002 New ZealandPosts: 558MI6 Agent
    I'm (almost) ashamed to admit: "Just keep my mind on your driving!"

    Bless George and his definitive version of Bond.
  • broadshoulderbroadshoulder Acton, London, UKPosts: 1,363MI6 Agent
    Markyb64 wrote:
    TWINE " I thought Christmas only came once a year"

    Oh the entire cinema groaned (not in sympathy)

    "Come on, an eighty year old can take 4 g's"
    "There's never an eighty year old when you need one"
    1. For Your Eyes Only 2. The Living Daylights 3 From Russia with Love 4. Casino Royale 5. OHMSS 6. Skyfall
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I must admit what always makes me chuckle ,is in OHMS Bond/Lazenby ,on his way out ,stops ,and has a crafty spoonful of caviar,then out of camera ,says to himself ,where the caviar comes from .I do like that scene :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,616MI6 Agent
    I must admit what always makes me chuckle ,is in OHMS Bond/Lazenby ,on his way out ,stops ,and has a crafty spoonful of caviar,then out of camera ,says to himself ,where the caviar comes from .I do like that scene :)

    I like the scene too, but that was something Lazenby wasn't good at. Connery and Moore would have done that line much better.
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  • MilleniumForceMilleniumForce LondonPosts: 1,214MI6 Agent
    "Hey boss! He beat your time!"
    "Switch the bloody machine off!"
    Bond looking at his watch underwater in TWINE
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  • walther p99walther p99 NJPosts: 3,416MI6 Agent
    "are you with our tour?"

    "no ma'am im with the economy tour"
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Skyfall for me has the best sly humour that makes me laugh out loud every time:

    Bond: I'll go to a hotel then.
    M: Well you're bloody well not sleeping here.

    Bond: The whole office goes up in smoke send that bloody thing survives.
    M: Your interior decorating tips were always very much appreciated, 007.

    Kincade: Remember what I taught you. Don't let it pull to the left.
    Bond: I'll do my best. (Shoots perfectly)
    Kincade: What did you say you did for a living?

    Bond: There's no 'we' in it, Kincade. Thus is not your fight.
    Kincade: Try and stop me, you jumped up little sh!t.

    Q: It always makes me feel a bit melancholy. Grand old war ship, being ignominiously hauled away to scrap... The inevitability of time, don't you think? What do you see?
    James Bond: A bloody big ship.

    Bond: I read your obituary of me.
    M: And?
    Bond: Appalling.
    M. I knew you'd hate it. I did call you 'an exemplar of British fortitude'.
    Bond: That bit was alright.

    :)) :)) :))
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,430MI6 Agent
    "We've got a saying too - and you're full of it!"
  • OrnithologistOrnithologist BerlinPosts: 586MI6 Agent
    ...

    Those are some pretty good scenes (no Skyfall criticism today from me). :)
    "I'm afraid I'm a complicated woman. "
    "- That is something to be afraid of."
  • GoldenEye85GoldenEye85 Posts: 278MI6 Agent
    GoldenEye:

    Bond in Valentin's club: Who's strangling the cat?
    Boris: I am invincible!
    Wade: Did you check her out? Bond: Head to toe! Wade Right?

    Casino Royale:

    Bond's torture scene: I've got a little itch....
    1, GE 2, CR 3, SF 4, TWINE 5, Spectre 6, TMWTGG 7, DAD 8, LALD 9, AVTAK 10, LTK 11, Octopussy 12, Moonraker 13, TLD 14, GF 15, QOS 16, Tomorrow 17, FYEO 18. TSWLM Not seen much: Dr. No, Russia, Thunderball, Twice, Majesty.

    1: Brosnan 2: Craig 3: Moore 4: Dalton 5: Connery and 6: Lazenby
  • MrBeechMrBeech Denver, COPosts: 57MI6 Agent
    GoldenEye:

    Casino Royale:

    Bond's torture scene: I've got a little itch....

    And immediately following...

    "Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!" :)) :)) :))
    Yes...considerably...
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    You have no idea what it went through to get here. :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • GoldenEye85GoldenEye85 Posts: 278MI6 Agent
    Having watched Austin Powers first, seeing Blofeld in You Only Live Twice. I about died laughing.
    1, GE 2, CR 3, SF 4, TWINE 5, Spectre 6, TMWTGG 7, DAD 8, LALD 9, AVTAK 10, LTK 11, Octopussy 12, Moonraker 13, TLD 14, GF 15, QOS 16, Tomorrow 17, FYEO 18. TSWLM Not seen much: Dr. No, Russia, Thunderball, Twice, Majesty.

    1: Brosnan 2: Craig 3: Moore 4: Dalton 5: Connery and 6: Lazenby
  • broadshoulderbroadshoulder Acton, London, UKPosts: 1,363MI6 Agent
    Having watched Austin Powers first, seeing Blofeld in You Only Live Twice. I about died laughing.

    Sacrilege!
    1. For Your Eyes Only 2. The Living Daylights 3 From Russia with Love 4. Casino Royale 5. OHMSS 6. Skyfall
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Watching QOS last night, I always laugh when M smashes the ashtray
    after Bond tells her he didn't think Mitchell didn't smoked. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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