Humourous review of SkyFall

osris

Admittedly, a review from the “Daniel Craig is not Bond” site but funny nevertheless:

Quote:

"Mendes is not of course an action director and it shows. The fight scenes are arthritic in this film. You get a not bad “Bond moment” in the PTS though. Adjusting the cuff links. Negated somewhat by the fact that Daniel Craig has (for reasons that escape me) a football hooligan skinhead and is wearing a Pee Wee Herman suit that looks three sizes too small for him. He looks terrible in the PTS. Like Vladimir Putin."

http://danielcraigisnotbond.com/index/reviews/2015/09/23/skyfall-a-review/

broadshoulder

osris wrote:

Admittedly, a review from the “Daniel Craig is not Bond” site but funny nevertheless:

Quote:

"Mendes is not of course an action director and it shows. The fight scenes are arthritic in this film. You get a not bad “Bond moment” in the PTS though. Adjusting the cuff links. Negated somewhat by the fact that Daniel Craig has (for reasons that escape me) a football hooligan skinhead and is wearing a Pee Wee Herman suit that looks three sizes too small for him. He looks terrible in the PTS. Like Vladimir Putin."

http://danielcraigisnotbond.com/index/reviews/2015/09/23/skyfall-a-review/

I wonder how Pierce Brosnan would enjoy it if an entire website was set up to attack him?

Thunderpussy

There is it's called AJB ! )

broadshoulder

Thunderpussy wrote:

There is it's called AJB ! )

An entire website set out to attack him?

Thunderpussy

I was only joking of course. Although, I doubt Daniel gives a stuff about it.
He's successful, Rich and doing what he loves.

cheld

"The film starts and we get “MI6, London” on the screen. Thanks for that. I thought the MI6 headquarters was in Azerbaijan so nice to be corrected."

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broadshoulder

Thunderpussy wrote:

I was only joking of course. Although, I doubt Daniel gives a stuff about it.
He's successful, Rich and doing what he loves.

You know I don't lke disagreeing with you. You actually add to the humour of this place :x -{

Thunderpussy

Hey, Even friends disagree {[] ( just don't make a habit of it !)

Loeffelholz

Ah, the old 'Craig is not Bond' site. What a tragic lot ) There's a certain symmetry to a gathering of clowns writing humour.

Matt S

cheld wrote:

"The film starts and we get “MI6, London” on the screen. Thanks for that. I thought the MI6 headquarters was in Azerbaijan so nice to be corrected."

)

Well, some Bond films have MI6 headquarters in other parts of the world, like Egypt or in the middle of the Hong Kong Harbour. Is the MI6 HQ in Scotland written on screen in TWINE?

Charmed & Dangerous

Thus is my favourite page from the DC-is-not-Bond website, for fans of irony:

superado

broadshoulder wrote:

osris wrote:

Admittedly, a review from the “Daniel Craig is not Bond” site but funny nevertheless:

Quote:

"Mendes is not of course an action director and it shows. The fight scenes are arthritic in this film. You get a not bad “Bond moment” in the PTS though. Adjusting the cuff links. Negated somewhat by the fact that Daniel Craig has (for reasons that escape me) a football hooligan skinhead and is wearing a Pee Wee Herman suit that looks three sizes too small for him. He looks terrible in the PTS. Like Vladimir Putin."

http://danielcraigisnotbond.com/index/reviews/2015/09/23/skyfall-a-review/

I wonder how Pierce Brosnan would enjoy it if an entire website was set up to attack him?

How did this become a Brosnan thing?

HatThrowingHenchman

it aüpears somebody doesn't like Pierce

Jag

Well, if they were making a biopic about Putin, Craig would certainly get the role! )

Loeffelholz

Jag wrote:

Well, if they were making a biopic about Putin, Craig would certainly get the role! )

...Originality is the essence of wit.

Jag

Loeffelholz wrote:

Jag wrote:

Well, if they were making a biopic about Putin, Craig would certainly get the role! )

...Originality is the essence of wit.

But don't you find you never stop laughing at some good old jokes? )

Loeffelholz

I never stop laughing at the good ones -{

Absolutely_Cart

That website is literally the equivalent of how irrational some people get when discussing religion, politics and sports.