The UK Policing Thread
Silhouette Man
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I know that we have a good number of ex-police officers and perhaps even current police officers here from the UK so I thought it might be an interesting idea to start a separate thread where issues concerning policing in the UK (England, Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland) could be discussed at length as it comes up quite a lot on other threads. This thread could therefore act instead as a "one-stop shop" for all matters concerning policing in the UK. -{
So who wants to get the ball rolling?...
"The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
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Here are some instagram pictures from Reykjavik police, Iceland. Some years they get a murder on Iceland, but 2015 seems to have been one of the less hardcore years:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/holy-cop-conundrum-police-pull-772751
#1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
Which led me to wonder if anyone here has had to revive a lady ? )
( Basically it was a tube with smelling salts )
Theres a joke in there somewhere but I can't think of it ....
:v
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As for the radio, we used a Storno which was only useful for throwing at people )
Interesting but I suppose that "duty has no sweethearts" and it put the poor animal out of its misery.
The ladies truncheon was half the size of the mens and we too had a pocket in the side of our skirts so it bashed against your leg all day.Useless bit of kit and I done think I ever bothered with it.All different these days mind ... they let women have guns and everything ) )
I've been giving a lot of thought to the incident in North Wales were the police purposely ran over and killed the dog that was on the carriageway.
I would love to know what the reasoning for this was. I worked in traffic as part of the motorway control for a few years and we often had problems with animals roaming onto the motorway because we were obviously surrounded by countryside and farms. Everything from horses, sheep, geese, dogs etc but not once did we decide to kill the animal. The motorway was always closed until the animal was secured.
My only guess with North Wales is perhaps they didn't have the units available (they were probably the only unit on!) to do a proper closure and the animal was causing problems (which I believe it was and vehicles had had to swerve to avoid it)
( recently shown on bbc2 ) in which they stated, about police women ............
" They can do everthing a policeman can do !" ) just leaving out.....
" They take up less space, smell nicer "
I heard on the news on the radio (I think it was BBC Radio 4) that an officer had already tried to catch the dog a number of times but that it had bitten him. I think they did the right thing as they felt the only safe thing was to destroy the dog.
Sadly the owner saw him.
He never got rid of the nickname: Flat Dog
Arriving at a house break in, the policeman tells the the home owner what he's going to do.
" I'll chase the burglar on to the roof, when he falls off, the dog here is trained to rip his b*lls off !......
... Now take this gun "
" what's the gun for ?" asked the home owner .
" In case I fall off the roof first, you're gonna shoot that fooking dog !"
We had a combined operation on our patch ,involving MI5,C.I.D.FIREARMS ,dog units ect ect (you get the picture)
any how reports had said that spies from the Moldovian intelligence network(M.I.N.) had been operating in our area ,and word from upstairs was ,that these spies ,needed to be arrested and deported . So on the designated evening ,the front door was smashed in ,lots of Police shouting POLICE STAND STILL and lots of swearing ,the 3 men from M.I.N were arrested and taken back to the factory . They were then according to PACE presented before a ruddy faced old skipper in custody . who looked up from his cross word puzzle and his mug of tea ,and said "Constable ,take these men upstairs to the canteen ,and pour custard over their heads !!
to wich the P.C replied bemused ,"whys that sarge " Coz I like custard on my MIN spies came the reply .
But I'm going to pinch it for myself!!!
I think up until the 1970s ( not sure about the year) if a criminal killed a police dog or horse in
America, he could be facing a murder charge, as the animal was an officer. It has of course
Changed. So in the UK was there a similar sentence, or was it just like resisting arrest ?
the ARV crew was the traffic crew and unlike the METs Trojan teams of three ,Kent normally operated with one man .I don't know what they do know . But I know some of the big lads in the specials ,worked with the CID as muscle . With regards to my dog imcident ,our dog handlers ,much like our SOCO officers were very much known to every body ,as we was such a small force .you would always be bumping into somebody ,mostly when custody was full and you had to drive to a different area for their custody .
Looking back now on what we did ,makes me shudder ,my son ( a MET officer ) listens to me in dis belief at my war stories
but im sure many county mounties here have similar stories ,again mostly due to lack of staff ,same old story.
You should have both been in The Met were we did things properly .... :v