The Seven Word Post Game (Bond Adventure)

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A button on his luminous green trainers !

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Bond remembered the emphatic gum from Q.

(I'm trying to use all our gadgets and tie up plot holes )

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Unfortunately, Higgins was feeling rather, passive aggressive.

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Undeterred, Bond flung a piece into his....

Charmed & Dangerous

Enemy's plot hole, in an effort to...

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.....end his epic seven word post adventure!

(The gum hit Higgins in the face, killing him instantly. Bond turned to Lucia and Madeline and said, "Ladies, would you join me for dinner? Anything but tropical fruit". Reprise the theme song, fade to black, roll credits. As the theatre empties, the words "Seven Post James Bond Will Return" slowly crawl to the top of the screen)

THANKS FOR PARTICIPATING EVERYBODY!

Ladies and Gentlemen,
I think we just wrote the screenplay for Bond #25. Let's get this sent to Barbara right away for her approval.

I think we did a great job. I had a lot of fun and we made an entire script complete with a PTS, MI6 scene, Q scene, casino scene, villain scene and finale and loads of bad jokes and puns. So many great posts had me laughing out loud like Bond waking up next to bald Madeline and Bond's gun strapped to his inner thigh. )

Any thoughts on a new thread with different rules/word limits?

I'm pretty sure this is how all Bond movies are written. )

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) It was fun, and makes an interesting read.