The Seven Word Post Game (Bond Adventure)

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    and with tyres screeching they were away
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    edited February 2016
    ...just as the mango explodes under water.

    (The background fades to black. The theme song begins. Silhouttes of bald women saunter nude around burning mango trees. The theme song is a duet; a romantic ballad by Madonna and Elton John).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ( The iris opens )

    A nervous Moneypenny hurries along a corridor.


    ( I doubt we'd ever get Madonna and Sir Elton together, They hate each other ;) )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Urgently opens the familier green upholstered door....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • DB6DB6 EnglandPosts: 1,196MI6 Agent
    ....wondering if anywhere else has upholstered doors.......
    My name has changed! I’m no longer dufus......now I’m DB6
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    "where the he'll is Bond" barks m
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "Watch your blood pressure sir !" Scolds Moneypenny.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Bond enters, smiles and says, "I've been.....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... Licking a colleague into shape, why Sir ?"
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "6 hours ago, our survalence satellites recorded......
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... An attack by persons, as yet unidentified .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ...but we suspect it to be the.....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... Style of your old adversary , a certain ....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    edited February 2016
    Dr. Mangofinger and Miss Plenty O'Melons. They.....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... Have Been reportedly trying to acquire some ....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ...nuclear weapons. Find him. Find out why.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Bond leaves, pausing to speak to Moneypenny.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    He whispers, "I just farted in M's.......
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Posh office.....a real silent but deadly.....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Shart. And in Q Branch I'm gonna...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... Change my pants, bit of follow through !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Tom ford's pants too...damned expensive these
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "You should see a doctor," shouted M
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Though somewhat muffled by the gas mask.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    You'd better hurry. Q will be waiting.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Bond strutted like a pimp walking toward....
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... A young lady for a monetary exchange
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    .....and met Q, slapping him on the.....
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Exploding pen in his pocket " watch it......
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ...and pay attention, 007. Here is a......
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