The Seven Word Post Game (Bond Adventure)

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  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Bond discreetly squeezed Plenty O'Melon's left boob.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    And there was a sudden gush of
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Only q had thought if these, he'd...
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... Have said you've still a devine right.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Still, holds more drink than my watch.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    "Your rubber chicken is actually a ****, ...

    (Barbel is right, this AJB language filter really works!) :D
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Plenty o melons likes my rubber ****
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I believe it's actually spelt as Coq.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    You always were a cunning linguist, Melons...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    I've always enjoyed studying a new tongue.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    "study this" said bond pulling out his....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    .... Rules to go fish for dummies booklet.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "Mangofinger, you seek a nuclear weapon, correct?"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Along with one or two other things "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "Why does a tropical fruit baron want.....
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    A transsexual assistant with fake boobs and.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Casino Royale With CheeseCasino Royale With Cheese Posts: 44MI6 Agent
    he took a long suck of tizer
    You're a kite dancing in a hurricane
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Figured out Mangofinger's plan. "Of course!! You.......
  • Casino Royale With CheeseCasino Royale With Cheese Posts: 44MI6 Agent
    are going to use your fruit to....
    You're a kite dancing in a hurricane
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ..build a giant fruit laser and destroy....
  • Casino Royale With CheeseCasino Royale With Cheese Posts: 44MI6 Agent
    All the Ford Mondeos in the world!
    You're a kite dancing in a hurricane
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " The famous emmisions faker" said Bond concerned.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    "Ja, I'm Count Jetta Passat von Volkswagen!"
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    Strapped, as always, to his inner thigh.
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    noticed him hike up his skirt and
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Bond whipped out his walther in one
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    hand while raising his martini in toast
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Plenty o'mellons quickly snatched it from him !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Collapsed from the gas, from Plenty's boobie !
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ...he was strapped down on a table...


    (I am literally laughing out loud at this story. You guys are great! His Walther PPK strapped to his inner thigh. LOL Priceless)
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