The Seven Word Post Game (Bond Adventure)

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  • DutchJamesBondFanDutchJamesBondFan the NetherlandsPosts: 414MI6 Agent
    ... but he could fart silent and deadly ...
    Don't confuse me with the other DutchBondFan, but be sure to follow his YouTube account. You can read my articles on James Bond Nederland: www.jamesbond.nl/author/gosse/
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ...and accidently farted and lost consciousness again....
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    A watery light penetrated bonds eyes, he...
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Well I'm not surprise to see you .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ...Madeline! (interupted by a ridiculously loud David Arnold trumpet fanfare) Betrayed! Bald head--- I sould have.......
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Left you in that bloody Austrian clinic"
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Hairless hag! It was you, the author....
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ... Of " An Ungentlemanly Act !" You evil genius.

    ( a bit of product placement ) ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Madeline smiled. "James, you fool. It was...
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    All because a lady loves milk tray
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Von Volkswagon commanded, "Turn on the laser!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "You're not sill using lasers" scoffed Bond.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "oh... um... Fine.... Release the snapping turtles!!!!"
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to........

    (can't wait to hear what someone will write next :)) )
  • DutchJamesBondFanDutchJamesBondFan the NetherlandsPosts: 414MI6 Agent
    (sneezed) Oh no, not my hay fever again.
    Don't confuse me with the other DutchBondFan, but be sure to follow his YouTube account. You can read my articles on James Bond Nederland: www.jamesbond.nl/author/gosse/
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    My brain drills may cure your hayfever
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Bond remembered the emphatic gum Q sent.....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Stuck to the sole of his shoe. :#
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Bond thought, "If only I could get......
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    (As the hoard of deadly snapping turtles drew closer to Bond, Von Volkswagon and Madeline begin to board the Drax Corp space shuttle idling in the next room)

    "Goodbye, Bond. Good luck escaping this one".
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "Go, go gadget watch saw!" Bond thought.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    ( Gidea Park's Good Vibrations plays in background )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    The saw spun into action severing the...
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    If only the turtles would line up...
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Sprinted toward the shuttle, already in liftoff.
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Getting thoroughly well singed in the process
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Undeterred, he leapt onto the shuttle and.....
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Slipped on his natty tom ford sunglasses
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    And fell off. Bond saw a jetpack.....
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    From the 1960s, he strapped it on
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
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