The Seven Word Post Game (Bond Adventure)

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  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Squirting Tizer, like post 126, over Volkswagon.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "Tit for tat, Volkswagon?" Bond quipped as....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    The shuttle plummeted to earth. Bond seized...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ...the back of Volkswagon's underpants shouting "Wedgie!!"
  • Casino Royale With CheeseCasino Royale With Cheese Posts: 44MI6 Agent
    Volkswagon's face bulged and turned dark purple
    You're a kite dancing in a hurricane
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    He reached for the laser on the ........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Casino Royale With CheeseCasino Royale With Cheese Posts: 44MI6 Agent
    Discarded fake nipple and aimed it at......
    You're a kite dancing in a hurricane
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    his large white fluffy cat sitting quietly
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    ....on top of the shuttle's self-destruct button.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    The cat instantly disintegrated, setting off the
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • Casino Royale With CheeseCasino Royale With Cheese Posts: 44MI6 Agent
    from the silent fart he'd just done.
    You're a kite dancing in a hurricane
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "Jetpack time!" Bond grabbed Lucia and Madeline....
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    silently wondering if their combined boob weight...
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Is greater than Von Volkswagon's boob weight.
  • Charmed & DangerousCharmed & Dangerous Posts: 7,358MI6 Agent
    Thus affecting the jetpack's power:weight ratio.
    "How was your lamb?" "Skewered. One sympathises."
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    "James! This is no time for arithmatic!!!!"
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Pouring some bourbon from his watch he ........
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    thought ,hmmm i must get some ice,
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    As he refulled his jetpack. He thought .......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I really should get an oyster card .
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    The very thought of oysters raised his ......
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Thoughts of Whitstable in the summer time
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Where he'd go " Romping " in the fields .
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Concentrate Bond ,concentrate ,mind on the job
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    At last the jetpack was finally refuelled.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Bond strapped the machine to his back
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "Another strap on " he quipped, as he .....
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    set the ignition booster to start up ,
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • TheWorldIsEnoughTheWorldIsEnough Posts: 296MI6 Agent
    Meanwhile, Volkswagon finally recovered from the wedgie.
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    And was filled with anger for revenge.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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