Exceedingly accurate and incredibly true rumours about Bond25

IanT

Hmmmm, a bit of a tricky mission that one.

I can do it in 113 moves, am I at risk?

Thunderpussy

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asio

Thunderpussy wrote:

Fish fingers will feature prominently, in the villain's plot.

Poison Mercury - great title.

Jarvio

In the next bond film, Bond will lose his driving licence, and so just catch the bus everywhere instead. Will include fast road-chases with an angry Daniel Craig sat on the passenger seat telling the bus driver to hurry up.

IanT

The next film will be called: James Bond and the Evil Plot To Hold The World To Ransom

Or: James Bond vs. Spectre

Or: James Bond Returns

Or: Risico

Agent Kino

I think some people are missing the wonderful satire of this topic. )

Loeffelholz

I've been advised to not attempt satire on these boards, as it might not be comprehended Which is a pity, as that well is fairly full! B-)

eric7064

I heard rumors that there maybe a gun in the next film. I wasn't sure how accurate the source is. So maybe it's not true.

lotus

It's official. Daniel Craig is going to make 4 more bond films back to back.

IanT

I heard a true rumour that Disney are going to buy the rights to Bond and that Bond 25 will be an animated musical.

In a leaked memo, Bond girls will now be known as Bond princesses.

always shaken

IanT wrote:

I heard a true rumour that Disney are going to buy the rights to Bond and that Bond 25 will be an animated musical.

In a leaked memo, Bond girls will now be known as Bond princesses.

Disney to do Bond , cant wait to see what the ride at Hollywood studios Orlando will be like ) )

Number24

In Bondworld in Florida the ladies featured on the sign at the start of the tour will be wearing swimsuits or bikinis, but in EuroBondworld in Paris they will be stark naked

Number24

For the first time since DN, Bond will sing. In fact, musical numbers will feature in all Disney Bond movies. It is believed the song and dance numbers will play well in Asian markets, especially India.

Postiebear

Breaking news, Craig has quit and everyone's loveable frog has been recruited.

Kermit the frog has been recruited to replace bond. Miss piggy will star as piggy galore in the new film "muppets take on bond"

Rizzo rat is Q and Michael Cain is 008.

Number24

The search for a topical and modern threath is ongoing. Right now the scriptwriters are developing a story idea where the villans are trying to make masses of men impotent by producing poisoned sausages. At first MI6 suspect muslim or jewish terrorists, but it turns out the villan is an extremist vegeterian billionaire. The working title is "The Sausage Threat"
The producers promise "the biggest sausage fest ever seen on film" where "Bond must face his deepest fears".
This looks very promising!

Number24

"The Sausage of Death" is another title under consideration :007)
So is "The Sausage Conspiracy"

Thunderpussy

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Chriscoop

Sausages are Forever.

Number24

EON is planning to shoot much of the movie in Germany.

Barbel

I fear this can only be for the wurst.

Thunderpussy

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chrisisall

) ) ) ) )

Chriscoop

Number24 wrote:

EON is planning to shoot much of the movie in Germany.

"property of a frauline"

Number24

Casting is still underway, but there will be only one major Bond girl in a minor role ...

Barbel

Number24 wrote:

one major Bond girl in a minor role ...

You mean, under 16????

Number24

No, not that small. But since this movie will be a sausage fest, female roles will be kept to a minimum

Number24

BTW, have you noticed how movies with very few female roles also tend to save money on the wardrobe for the actresses?
Strange this ...

IanT

I've just been told that the title will be Sausagefinger


You heard it here first!

Matt S

IanT wrote:

I've just been told that the title will be Sausagefinger


You heard it here first!

Sorry, it's actually Link and Let Fry.

Charmed & Dangerous

Bond will be seen drinking a Martini with a cocktail sausage on a stick in it, and the soundtrack will feature Mr Kiss Kiss Bang Banger.