Funny that you should mention this. Today I learnt that EON has made a deal with Disney to make an animated TV series for children from the James Bond universe.
Al the familiar chararcters will of cource be animals in this version. At first they planned on making Bond himself a rabbit, but later in the process it was decided to downplay 007 sexual conquests in this version. The debate about Bond's race continues. The same goes for M.
In early versions of the script 007's boss was drawn as a bald-headed eagle, but the Fleming Foundation balked at the idea of an American M.
A lot is up in the air at this point, but it seems certain that Q will be an owl and Pussy Galore will be a ....... cat.
Disney has asked this forum for input on what type of animal should portray the different Bond characters, can anyone help?
Good news for Craig fans! DC will star in two more Bond movies: Snowfall (Fall 2018) followed by Seafall (Fall 2020)
In Snowfall Bond will globetrot between Norway, Iceland and Canada. The locations in Seafall will be the British channel coast, Bangladesh and a yet undesided Island destinasjon. In addition both movies will obviously be filmed in Turkey, Italy and Switzerland. The main Bond Girls will naturally be French brunettes.
Or perhaps Waterfall should be a seperate Bond movie? Skyfall, Snowfall, Waterfall, Seafall. There could even be Rainfall :007)
The movies would be in falling, or decending order. .....
We can't speculate much about the plot of Waterfall, but it's safe to say the Bond girl will be a French brunette and Italy, Turkey and the Alps region will be among the locations
DC's instagram account (idk whether it's official or not) published an image yesterday with the tagline "waiting2018forbond25" or something similar... finally an unofficial confirmation or utter crap as usual? Any insiders have anything to say?
"Enjoy it while it lasts."
"The very words I live by."
Well, according to the liberal main stream Bond media such as MI6community and CommanderBond.net.
But we all know they are corrupt and in the pocket of EON and Sony X-(
"Fake News" is just a label liberal Bond fans have given our truth. But our truth is much truer than their truth, because we believe in it more. We have better facts than they do, too.
I understand Donald Trump, Jr. is going to purchase EON (his dad can't do it - conflicts of interest, ethics, you know, the usual nonsense!), and produce the next Bond film. The Trumpster himself has agreed to play the villain, General Wallbuilder, and his wife Melania has been cast as the Bond Girl, Plagiarista Botoxin. No word yet on who will star as Bond, but rumor has it that Jon Voight and Scott Baio are in the running.
I understand Donald Trump, Jr. is going to purchase EON (his dad can't do it - conflicts of interest, ethics, you know, the usual nonsense!), and produce the next Bond film. The Trumpster himself has agreed to play the villain, General Wallbuilder, and his wife Melania has been cast as the Bond Girl, Plagiarista Botoxin. No word yet on who will star as Bond, but rumor has it that Jon Voight and Scott Baio are in the running.
I thought Bill Clinton was up for Bond?
“The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
I understand Donald Trump, Jr. is going to purchase EON (his dad can't do it - conflicts of interest, ethics, you know, the usual nonsense!), and produce the next Bond film. The Trumpster himself has agreed to play the villain, General Wallbuilder, and his wife Melania has been cast as the Bond Girl, Plagiarista Botoxin. No word yet on who will star as Bond, but rumor has it that Jon Voight and Scott Baio are in the running.
We now know who will do the PTS of Bond 25: Aardman Animations!
We wanted someone who was clearly British in their style, could handle action were the best in animation. It's a no-brainer!
The many leaks during production of movies has frustrated EON greatly, so now they have come up with a plan. Much like a certain orange president they have settled for unpredictability as a strategy.
They will start filming Bond 25 next week. The MI6 regulars will return if they are available at such a short notice, including Daniel Craig himself. If not they will phone the actors on file in the casting departementet by who comes first in the alphabet, the first to say yes gets the job. The script will be written as the filming progresses, just like QoS. There will only be one copy of the script to be shared by the director, cast and crew. Michael G. Wilson will write the script and his half-sister will direct. The locations will be found by putting maps of Italy, Turkey and the Alps region on a wall and just throw darts at it, just like all the Craig-era movies. Any locations outside these countries will be recreated at Pinewood. The title of the movie will be chosen the same day as the posters are made. EON is confident these measures will stop the leaks for good. :007)
P+W have written another remake. This time on Skyfall which is a remake of TWINE.
In Bond 25, in a clever plot twist, James Bond himself will turn out to be the villain in the middle of the movie and he has a grudge on M who turns out to be his father. And even more shockingly it is finally revealed that Dench M was indeed Craig Bond's mother. Bond will kidnap M to Turkey.
That script is ready since circa summer of 2015. Dench has already signed a contract to reappear in flashbacks, shot in black and white, naturally. The problem is the end-game, it is not written yet. P+W are trying to figure out how Bond can fight himself as he is the hero and the villain at the same time.
The solution: Craig plays Bond until the plot twist is revealed, then Idris Elba takes over to play the villain Bond.
It'll be celebrated as a great ArtHouse picture, directed by Lasse Hallström.
The script you posted about is real and it has all the hallmarks of a P & W. script. That is a problem for EON, because it has clearly been leaked. It was after this leaked EON decided to go with the ad hoc production I reported.
It turns out the rumours of Bond25 and Bond26 being produced are wrong. Actually Craig and EON have decided to make 26, 26 and 27 back-to-back-to-back, in on big gang.... activity. This was Craig's idea. He wanted to hold the longest serving Bond for a long time (in fact he tried to include in the contract that EON will never offer anyone a contract beyond seven films after him), he wanted a bigger pay check than that Iron Man chap and he wanted to avoid getting exhausted between films.
To end on a memorable high note Craig also demanded that he would be alowed to slash his wrists in a dignified cermony at Pinewood Studios. "This is the best way to avoid exhaustion after a major film production such as this one" said Craig on the Graham Norton Show last night. The star refuses to comment on the rumours that the contract says in small print that an ambulance and a trauma team will stand by if Craig at any time changes his mind.
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Q has quite a bear voice.
Al the familiar chararcters will of cource be animals in this version. At first they planned on making Bond himself a rabbit, but later in the process it was decided to downplay 007 sexual conquests in this version. The debate about Bond's race continues. The same goes for M.
In early versions of the script 007's boss was drawn as a bald-headed eagle, but the Fleming Foundation balked at the idea of an American M.
A lot is up in the air at this point, but it seems certain that Q will be an owl and Pussy Galore will be a ....... cat.
Disney has asked this forum for input on what type of animal should portray the different Bond characters, can anyone help?
In Snowfall Bond will globetrot between Norway, Iceland and Canada. The locations in Seafall will be the British channel coast, Bangladesh and a yet undesided Island destinasjon. In addition both movies will obviously be filmed in Turkey, Italy and Switzerland. The main Bond Girls will naturally be French brunettes.
Methinks a waterfall?
How on earth did you come up with that? You should be a screenwriter
The movies would be in falling, or decending order. .....
We can't speculate much about the plot of Waterfall, but it's safe to say the Bond girl will be a French brunette and Italy, Turkey and the Alps region will be among the locations
"The very words I live by."
So Bond will be an old, overweight man in the next film?
But we all know they are corrupt and in the pocket of EON and Sony X-(
Here's an exceedingly accurate and incredibly true rumour (okay, photo...)
-Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
He was, but Hillary vetoed it!
We wanted someone who was clearly British in their style, could handle action were the best in animation. It's a no-brainer!
They will start filming Bond 25 next week. The MI6 regulars will return if they are available at such a short notice, including Daniel Craig himself. If not they will phone the actors on file in the casting departementet by who comes first in the alphabet, the first to say yes gets the job. The script will be written as the filming progresses, just like QoS. There will only be one copy of the script to be shared by the director, cast and crew. Michael G. Wilson will write the script and his half-sister will direct. The locations will be found by putting maps of Italy, Turkey and the Alps region on a wall and just throw darts at it, just like all the Craig-era movies. Any locations outside these countries will be recreated at Pinewood. The title of the movie will be chosen the same day as the posters are made. EON is confident these measures will stop the leaks for good. :007)
...it is actually like this:
P+W have written another remake. This time on Skyfall which is a remake of TWINE.
In Bond 25, in a clever plot twist, James Bond himself will turn out to be the villain in the middle of the movie and he has a grudge on M who turns out to be his father. And even more shockingly it is finally revealed that Dench M was indeed Craig Bond's mother. Bond will kidnap M to Turkey.
That script is ready since circa summer of 2015. Dench has already signed a contract to reappear in flashbacks, shot in black and white, naturally. The problem is the end-game, it is not written yet. P+W are trying to figure out how Bond can fight himself as he is the hero and the villain at the same time.
The solution: Craig plays Bond until the plot twist is revealed, then Idris Elba takes over to play the villain Bond.
It'll be celebrated as a great ArtHouse picture, directed by Lasse Hallström.
To end on a memorable high note Craig also demanded that he would be alowed to slash his wrists in a dignified cermony at Pinewood Studios. "This is the best way to avoid exhaustion after a major film production such as this one" said Craig on the Graham Norton Show last night. The star refuses to comment on the rumours that the contract says in small print that an ambulance and a trauma team will stand by if Craig at any time changes his mind.