Things You Hear In A James Bond Film That You Won't Hear In Real Life

LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
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Greetings and salutations -{

I have used the search function, and have not found this to have been done before here, but a very good screenwriter-friend of mine on Facebook has a page there about this, and it has proven to be fun :) It is self-explanatory.

I'm going to start with an obvious one:

"My name is Pussy Galore."
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"I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
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  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,866MI6 Agent
    "A woman!" (MR)
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,866MI6 Agent
    "Use the bumper, that's what it's for!" (GE)

    ^ A personal favourite quote of mine from a Bond film! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    "Sexist misogynist dinosaur"

    Well at least, I hope not!

    Come to think of it, there's a lot of stuff in that script that will probably never be heard in real life...
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    "Yes...well, you get your clothes on, and I'll buy you an ice cream."
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    "I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
    "Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
  • Gassy ManGassy Man USAPosts: 2,972MI6 Agent
    "You've got your armor back on." (I groaned at that line.)
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "Look after Mr Bond. See that some harm comes to him"
    ( I love that line, very amusing ) -{
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    Loeffelholz wrote:
    "Yes...well, you get your clothes on, and I'll buy you an ice cream."

    Now I've said that one a few times to my girlfriend - but as a joke! :))
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • thesecretagentthesecretagent CornwallPosts: 2,151MI6 Agent
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Do I look like I give a dam (CR) how rude in real life :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • PeppermillPeppermill DelftPosts: 2,860MI6 Agent
    "O James!"

    At least, I hope not :))
    1. Ohmss 2. Frwl 3. Op 4. Tswlm 5. Tld 6. Ge 7. Yolt 8. Lald 9. Cr 10. Ltk 11. Dn 12. Gf 13. Qos 14. Mr 15. Tmwtgg 16. Fyeo 17. Twine 18. Sf 19. Tb 20 Tnd 21. Spectre 22 Daf 23. Avtak 24. Dad
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    (Smack on the bottom) "Man Talk !"
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,616MI6 Agent
    "So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman."
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  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    "Octopussy. Octopussy."
    Check out my Amazon author page! Mark Loeffelholz
    "I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
    "Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    Loeffelholz wrote:
    "Octopussy. Octopussy."

    {[] Because you'll never come across as someone as cool as Khan!
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
  • MarcAngeDracoMarcAngeDraco Piz GloriaPosts: 564MI6 Agent
    Hi I'm Plenty! ... Plenty O'Toole!

    His name is Jaws, he kills people!

    I've never killed a midget before!
    Film: Tomorrow Never Dies | Girl: Teresa di Vicenzo | Villain: Max Zorin | Car: Aston Martin Volante | Novel: You Only Live Twice | Bond: Sir Sean Connery
  • Miles MesservyMiles Messervy Posts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    Bond: I help people with their problems.

    Sanchez: A problem solver?

    Bond: More of a problem eliminator.

    [sinister laughing]
  • Miles MesservyMiles Messervy Posts: 1,774MI6 Agent
    "Walther PPK, 7.65 millimeter. Only three men I know use such a gun. I believe I've killed two of them."
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I knew a man once whos surname was BOND, and he absolutely dreaded ringing up restaurants to reserve a table :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    I knew a man once whos surname was BOND, and he absolutely dreaded ringing up restaurants to reserve a table :)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • Matt SMatt S Oh Cult Voodoo ShopPosts: 6,616MI6 Agent
    stag wrote:
    (I'm surprised this one has been missed)

    The name is Bond, James Bond.

    It's very possible the ornithologist said this in real life.
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  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    They feast (DAD)
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    "As you see, I'm about to inaugurate a little war."

    " Extortion is my business "
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    "As you see, I'm about to inaugurate a little war."

    " Extortion is my business "
    It's heard every day in America's shadow government back rooms... 8-)
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • JellyfishJellyfish EnglandPosts: 470MI6 Agent
    "...your perfectly-formed arse."

    Or maybe that's just me.
  • superadosuperado Regent's Park West (CaliforniaPosts: 2,656MI6 Agent
    "I give you good duck."
    "...the purposeful slant of his striding figure looked dangerous, as if he was making quickly for something bad that was happening further down the street." -SMERSH on 007 dossier photo, Ch. 6 FRWL.....
  • minigeffminigeff EnglandPosts: 7,884MI6 Agent
    "I thought Christmas came only once a year...."

    oh pierce, ya didn't just.... ah ya did didn't ya...
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  • LoeffelholzLoeffelholz The United States, With LovePosts: 8,998Quartermasters
    "I know a great restaurant in Karachi."
    Check out my Amazon author page! Mark Loeffelholz
    "I am not an entrant in the Shakespeare Stakes." - Ian Fleming
    "Screw 'em." - Daniel Craig, The Best James Bond EverTM
  • chrisisallchrisisall Western Mass, USAPosts: 9,062MI6 Agent
    Loeffelholz wrote:
    "I know a great restaurant in Karachi."
    OH yeah. :))
    Dalton & Connery rule. Brozz was cool.
    #1.TLD/LTK 2.TND 3.GF 4.GE 5.DN 6.FYEO 7.FRWL 8.TMWTGG 9.TWINE 10.YOLT/QOS
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    " Jealous husbands, outraged chefs, humiliated tailors. The list is endless."
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • heartbroken_mr_draxheartbroken_mr_drax New Zealand Posts: 2,073MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    " Jealous husbands, outraged chefs, humiliated tailors. The list is endless."

    {[]

    Excellent quote. Love the M/Bond banter in TMWTGG.
    1. TWINE 2. FYEO 3. MR 4. TLD 5. TSWLM 6. OHMSS 7. DN 8. OP 9. AVTAK 10. TMWTGG 11. QoS 12. GE 13. CR 14. TB 15. FRWL 16. TND 17. LTK 18. GF 19. SF 20. LaLD 21. YOLT 22. NTTD 23. DAD 24. DAF. 25. SP

    "Better make that two."
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