I'm Shedding All My Bond Clothes
Bond Collectors' Weekends
Gainesville, Florida USAPosts: 1,902MI6 Agent
The over-emphasis on clothing at AJB, as opposed to props, or something even more important, like my collection of used bubble gum from movie theatres where I've watched Bond premieres, has led to me conclude--I must remove all my clothes.
Special items up for grabs include:
** Underwear worn by Doug Jones (Pierce's stunt double, barely used by him, and by me)
** Ian Fleming's childhood nappy
** Ursula Andress's chastity belt, designed by Ken Adam to fit snugly under her Dr. No bikini
** Me grandmama's joompah, signed by George Lazenby
** My collection of April/Spring Wear
Collection is free--postage to points inside or outside the UK and all of its territories, possessions and past conquests where the sun never sets is only 500 Yuan or 2 Million pounds Sterling.
Help me to take off my clothes, please!
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