English vacationing

Ammo08

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; we’re joined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson beers, draft please.”
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite
conversation while pouring the beers. “Been on holiday yet, lads?”
“Off to England next month,” says John. “We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don’t we, Jim?” Jim agrees.
“Ah, England!” says the bartender. “Wonderful country… The history, the beer, the culture…”
“Nah, we don’t like that British crap,” says John. “Hamburgers and
Molson’s beer, that’s us, eh Jim? And we can’t stand the English -
they’re so arrogant and rude.”
“So why keep going to England?” asks the bartender.
“It’s the only chance Jim gets to drive.”

hehadlotsofguts

Jim's the twin on the right and the steering wheel on the right hand side of the car?

Thunderpussy

How can you ever be late for anything in London?
They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

Ammo08

True story. In 2001 I was walking in front of Parliament and I asked my buddy George what time it was....he turned and pointed at Big Ben.

Napoleon Plural

Q: Why did Sir Mick Jagger sew up the flies on his pyjamas?

A: A stitch in time saves nine.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36802484