Kronsteen's honey trap comes good

Napoleon Plural

PTS: Something involving a man in a Trump mask being stalked around the Kremlin at night...

Theme song (sung by Lulu)

He has the powerful weapon
He has the nuclear codes
When he comes, he don't bring flowers
The Man With The Golden... Perm

Camera settles on Bond/Trump standing in front of M's desk, days before inauguration.

M: This is disturbing footage indeed. What have you to..
Bond: Nah, I'm not answering you. You're fake. Not talking to you.
M: I knew it was too early to promote..
Bond: Not answering! Zippit!
M: But...
Bond: Zppp! I've got a whole bag of Zpppp here, just for you.
(carries on ad infinitum...)

Shady Tree

Number One: And what makes you think that Trump, bereft of any intelligence, will oblige you by falling in with your plan?

Kronsteen: Because it's so obviously a trap. My reading of the Trumpian mentality is that he's a complete dumbass.

Number One: All that the press are saying could be true...