One day little Bill asked his dad: - What is politics?
Dad: -Let me put it this way: I'm the provider of this household, so I'm the capitalist. Mom handles the money, so she's the government.
We're here for you and your needs, so you're the people. The nanny is the working class, obviously. We could say your little brother is the future. Now go think about this and see if you can figure it out.
Bill goes to bed and ponders what he has learnt. After a while he hears his little brother crying. He runs into his room and sees the baby needs a change of diapers. Bill runs to his parents' bedroom, but he only finds his sleeping mother. He doesn't want to wake her up, so he runs to find the nanny. Her room is locked. He peeks into the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. Bill gives up and goes back to sleep.
At breakfast Bill says: - I think I understand politics now.
Dad smiles: - Good. Now tell everyone, in your own words, what politics is.
Bill: - While the capitalist is exploiting the working class the government is in deep sleep. The people are ignored while the future is full of sh1t.
"This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier."
After sitting down with the Chinese Premier “After listening for 10 minutes, I realized it’s not so easy,”
President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
May starting to create a defensive mentality (They are froming up 27 against us, The EU interfering in the UK elections) is the usual creation of an enemy image when you have no better ideas.
Worked with Trump (America First) worked with the BREXIT campaign (get back control) and will work again.
Populism can be so easy!
But what annoys me most are young voters! I've seen a report about young UK voters - remember many of them did not vote because they could not get out of bed and complained heavily that they have been cheated for their future.
Now the same people say, that they won't vote because they are fed up with politicians 8-)
Ah, sorry, realise that we are not in the UK election thread
President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
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Yet, somehow the same hated Tories will win the election, even though no one will vote for them and they have no mandate!
"The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
A Labour politician, a journalist and a soldier are captured by terrorists and sentenced to death. They are granted one last wish before being beheaded.
The Labour politician asks for a verse of " keep the red flag flying"
The reporter asks for the killings to be broadcast on television.
The soldier asks to be kicked up the arse three times.
On the last kick the soldier pulls out a pistol from his smock shoots dead three terrorists, picks up an ak47 and kills the rest of the terrorist's and frees the reporter and labour politician.
The other two ask " why did you ask to be kicked before pulling out your gun and saving us"
The soldier replies
" because when we get home I don't want you two telling the tank chasing shysters it was an unprovoked attack "
Anny likness between any American president and Arab despot friends vs. Nordic prime ministers is purely by chance:. They are all just naturally cuddly and friendly-looking
(But this photo was taken after the top one and had the caption: "Who rules the world?")
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1) Read the newspaper
2) Go to lunch
Dad: -Let me put it this way: I'm the provider of this household, so I'm the capitalist. Mom handles the money, so she's the government.
We're here for you and your needs, so you're the people. The nanny is the working class, obviously. We could say your little brother is the future. Now go think about this and see if you can figure it out.
Bill goes to bed and ponders what he has learnt. After a while he hears his little brother crying. He runs into his room and sees the baby needs a change of diapers. Bill runs to his parents' bedroom, but he only finds his sleeping mother. He doesn't want to wake her up, so he runs to find the nanny. Her room is locked. He peeks into the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. Bill gives up and goes back to sleep.
At breakfast Bill says: - I think I understand politics now.
Dad smiles: - Good. Now tell everyone, in your own words, what politics is.
Bill: - While the capitalist is exploiting the working class the government is in deep sleep. The people are ignored while the future is full of sh1t.
How the Yalta conferance should have been handled:
"This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier."
After sitting down with the Chinese Premier “After listening for 10 minutes, I realized it’s not so easy,”
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Mr Ed for PM!
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Diane Abbott
Former lovers and incompetent buffoons to boot!
May starting to create a defensive mentality (They are froming up 27 against us, The EU interfering in the UK elections) is the usual creation of an enemy image when you have no better ideas.
Worked with Trump (America First) worked with the BREXIT campaign (get back control) and will work again.
Populism can be so easy!
But what annoys me most are young voters! I've seen a report about young UK voters - remember many of them did not vote because they could not get out of bed and complained heavily that they have been cheated for their future.
Now the same people say, that they won't vote because they are fed up with politicians 8-)
Ah, sorry, realise that we are not in the UK election thread
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
Thank you.
Back on track Barbel
And that would be RUGBY match.
(Er... rugby- that's the game with the odd-shaped balls isn't it? Sport isn't my strong point, but the joke still works!)
The Labour politician asks for a verse of " keep the red flag flying"
The reporter asks for the killings to be broadcast on television.
The soldier asks to be kicked up the arse three times.
On the last kick the soldier pulls out a pistol from his smock shoots dead three terrorists, picks up an ak47 and kills the rest of the terrorist's and frees the reporter and labour politician.
The other two ask " why did you ask to be kicked before pulling out your gun and saving us"
The soldier replies
" because when we get home I don't want you two telling the tank chasing shysters it was an unprovoked attack "
Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
(But this photo was taken after the top one and had the caption: "Who rules the world?")
( i think Maradona may know)
Roger Moore 1927-2017