Random irritations.

ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
edited October 2017 in Off Topic Chat
We have a rant box for getting things off your chest
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But for those more minor irritations, there's here like :

When you buy a nice shiny all singing all dancing fridge and when get home from work your wife has blue tacked all the kids " artwork" to it!

When you have just washed your car and a bird flies over and craps on it, despite there being 300 square meters of empty land around your car.
It was either that.....or the priesthood

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  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    When your wife tells you she can see no difference in standard definition and Blu-ray.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    When it was easier for mi6 to tell Ronson to leave with the laptop or delete the list instead of sending bond and Eve to rescue it..... What's that about?
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    When your wife tells you she can see no difference in standard definition and Blu-ray.
    D.i.v.o.r.c.e
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    In her defence, M was getting pretty old and from experience trying to explain new tech
    To some is almost impossible, cloud storage for example ;)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Sorry I was just singing that Billy connolly song
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    If it wasn't for your wellies ? :))
    My wife seems to have a problem with all new technology, streaming etc. Always saying
    It's no good or not as good as it was etc.
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Ditto, I live with a technophobe who insists on sticking her Birdie cds in the dvd player, when we have 14000 songs downloaded.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    edited October 2017
    The 118 guys on itv B-)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Watching The Equaliser on channel 5 and at every break they give the same warning
    About bad language and violence. 8-)
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    edited October 2017
    Weekend Porsche boxter drivers who think they need to wear a Porsche cap and can't find 3rd gear or 50mph.
    Wives who order Christmas presents in October, opt for click and collect and get their husbands to drive 30 miles to collect them making him change his cinema venue!
    Obviously estranged dad's who take their kids to fast food restaurants on their weekend and ask the kids random questions like " So how's football going" and their kids reply " I havnt played football for 2 years dad" before resuming on their phone.

    Wives who order ride on cars for sons Christmas present in October that are so big you struggle to fit them in your 2 door GT!
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    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    When you do this to your car
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    Then it starts raining...... Unforcasted! :# 8-)
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    And from Monday, when you're step devil leaves the house at 7.30am taking your 3 year old son and hides, you find them after 20 minutes frantic searching next to a busy road, give the step devil a rollicking then she lies at school about why she is upset and they call social services!!!! ....

    Mint
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • FrigilianaFrigiliana Posts: 165MI6 Agent
    Printers, enough said.
  • VesperMelogranoVesperMelograno The SouthPosts: 901MI6 Agent
    I accidentally dyed my hair grey. Mr. Vesper took copious amounts of photographs. It will haunt me forever and I know he will plaster them on my casket if he has his way. Hundreds of dollars later, today I am black to Jean Harlow blonde. Now how to figure out my husband dies first...
    I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,425MI6 Agent
    edited October 2017
    I think some of the coolest young people dye their hair grey nowadays because it's.... you know, cool :D
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Chriscoop wrote:
    When you do this to your car
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    Then it starts raining...... Unforcasted! :# 8-)

    So. It rained after you took pics from your car.
    Where is the issue ? :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • VesperMelogranoVesperMelograno The SouthPosts: 901MI6 Agent
    Number24 wrote:
    I think some of the coolest young people dye their hair grey nowadays because it's.... you know, cool :D
    I am not that cool.
    I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4979724/Jilted-girlfriend-banker-parks-car-inside-pool.html
    Some guys have bigger car problems. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Higgins wrote:
    Chriscoop wrote:
    When you do this to your car
    20170702_135210.jpg

    Then it starts raining...... Unforcasted! :# 8-)

    So. It rained after you took pics from your car.
    Where is the issue ? :D
    Cleaned and waxed my car, and not an issue, just a random irritation of the incorrect weather forecast.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • GrindelwaldGrindelwald Posts: 1,342MI6 Agent
    Terrorist Krekar mocking Norways justice system , seems theyre not sending him to Italy after all 8-)
  • Lady RoseLady Rose London,UKPosts: 2,667MI6 Agent
    Thunderpussy wrote:
    When your wife tells you she can see no difference in standard definition and Blu-ray.

    That would be me .... ;%

    I had a friend who was very into his sound ... top notch HiFi with woofers and tweeters and everything .... Spent ages trying to show me the difference between his gold plated cables and none gold blah blah blah ... all sounded the same to me :p
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    Costa Coffee machines! How many millions of small sugar packets are wasted each year due to someone designing a machine and putting the little refuse hole in precisely the place where if the sugar falls it ends up in the waste! We can put a man on the moon but we can't design a coffee machine!
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • Castle007Castle007 Posts: 44MI6 Agent
    Slow walkers and poor hygiene. The rest I can deal with.
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Saturday night tv ,it’s obviously geared towards middle aged women ie. my wife, first it’s strictly come dancing ,then the micro second that finishes ,she turns over to X factor then when that is over its some banane house wives of some where in the USA and I’m shooshed all through all 3
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • ChriscoopChriscoop Belize Posts: 10,458MI6 Agent
    always shaken wrote:
    Saturday night tv ,it’s obviously geared towards middle aged women ie. my wife, first it’s strictly come dancing ,then the micro second that finishes ,she turns over to X factor then when that is over its some banane house wives of some where in the USA and I’m shooshed all through all 3
    Two words for you AS. " man cave"
    I have had similar problems, but recently I've installed fire sticks in our bedroom TV, and kitchen TV so I have options, normally I take back control of my lounge with the good TV amd surround etc and mrscoop watches her rubbish in the bedroom. The kitchen is my man cave (as is the garage) and bond is normally on in there on Sunday afternoons while I'm cooking.
    It was either that.....or the priesthood
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
    Yes I. Have tried sneaking off to one of the bedrooms with a tv ,summer time is no problem either ,I’ve got the garden or shed or garage to go but here in London it gets dark now at 5 pm
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • always shakenalways shaken LondonPosts: 6,287MI6 Agent
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    Mostly I’m out here with a glass or two
    By the way, did I tell you, I was "Mad"?
  • FrigilianaFrigiliana Posts: 165MI6 Agent
    Cutlery where the handle is twice as heavy as the fork/knife as soon as you go from the dining table to the sink the bloody things end up on the floor worse they land point down and dig a whole in your vinyl flooring. X-(
  • VesperMelogranoVesperMelograno The SouthPosts: 901MI6 Agent
    always shaken wrote:
    Yes I. Have tried sneaking off to one of the bedrooms with a tv ,summer time is no problem either ,I’ve got the garden or shed or garage to go but here in London it gets dark now at 5 pm
    I leave for work at 6:30 in the morning and all of the stars are out, and I come home around 6:15 and it's black. I have to admit I was feeling pretty bitter about this last week until I looked up and saw Orion with my delightfully creepy Halloween tree

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    I've always wanted to have Christmas in Turkey
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/homeowner-posts-unbelievable-message-on-windscreen-of-ambulance-trying-to-save-critically-ill-mans-life/ar-BBEPaCv?li=AA9SkIr&ocid=spartanntp
    Homeowner posts unbelievable message on windscreen of ambulance trying to save critically ill man's life
    I think Higgins posted a similar story from Germany :#
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
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