A message of much wisdom!

ppw3o6rppw3o6r Great BritainPosts: 2,280MI6 Agent
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    ...and I was just endorsing you to Vesper while you display another example of your juvenile behaviour 8-)
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Laugh and the world laughs with you.
    Fart and you stand alone. :D
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    :)) :)) :))
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.
    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,865MI6 Agent
    I always say if they're talking about you at least they aren't talking about someone else! :))
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • Sir Hillary BraySir Hillary Bray College of ArmsPosts: 2,174MI6 Agent
    If two people are in an elevator and one farts, they both know who did it. So, make sure you're at least one of three.
    Hilly...you old devil!
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    As long as it aint a Shart it will be fine :D
  • Bond44Bond44 Vauxhall CrossPosts: 1,581MI6 Agent
    Exactly! you only have to worry about the lumpy ones :D

    Cheers :007)
    My name is Bond, Basildon Bond - I have letters after my name!
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,865MI6 Agent
    I suppose the smell is much the same. :D
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • The Domino EffectThe Domino Effect Posts: 3,638MI6 Agent
    I came on here this evening to see which way the wind was blowing. Sadly, now I know.
  • Mr MartiniMr Martini That nice house in the sky.Posts: 2,709MI6 Agent
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    Some people would complain even if you hang them with a new rope
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Mr Martini wrote:
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    :)) :)) :))
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,865MI6 Agent
    The eyes say so much. :o
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    Customer " I'd like a deodorant please "
    Chemist " roll on ball or aerosol ? "
    Customer " neither, It's for under my arm pits "
    ( not the nine o'clock news )
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Love the Nine O Clock News.
    Precursor to Blackadder which is probably one of the funniest shows ever. Rowan Atkinson is brilliant
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • Asp9mmAsp9mm Over the Hills and Far Away.Posts: 7,541MI6 Agent
    James Suzuki wrote:
    Love the Nine O Clock News.
    Precursor to Blackadder which is probably one of the funniest shows ever. Rowan Atkinson is brilliant

    Not The Nine O Clock News ;)
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  • James SuzukiJames Suzuki New ZealandPosts: 2,406MI6 Agent
    Asp9mm wrote:
    James Suzuki wrote:
    Love the Nine O Clock News.
    Precursor to Blackadder which is probably one of the funniest shows ever. Rowan Atkinson is brilliant

    Not The Nine O Clock News ;)
    Of Course, ;)
    “The scent and smoke and sweat of a casino are nauseating at three in the morning. "
    -Casino Royale, Ian Fleming
  • ThunderpussyThunderpussy Behind you !Posts: 63,792MI6 Agent
    https://youtu.be/iS2N1mBsEdM
    I found the clip. :))
    "I've been informed that there ARE a couple of QAnon supporters who are fairly regular posters in AJB."
  • danjaq_0ffdanjaq_0ff The SwampsPosts: 7,283MI6 Agent
    Back in the early 80's my Dad (Step Father, much more of a Dad than my real one) was in the USAF and it was his weekend off, on his weekends off he liked to have a Wiskey, anyway I came in around midnight after dropping my then Girlfriend Home, he decides to give me his words of wisdom :D " Dont f@ck what you dont want to marry" but in my opinion you have to take a car for a test drive dont you :D :o
  • Silhouette ManSilhouette Man The last refuge of a scoundrelPosts: 8,865MI6 Agent
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex8eilkWxgM
    "The tough man of the world. The Secret Agent. The man who was only a silhouette." - Ian Fleming, Moonraker (1955).
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