No and Bond reach an accord
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In breaking news, it has been announced that James Bond and Dr No have reached an agreement that will forge a new relationship with Crab Key island.
Dr No has agreed to demilitarise the island, and stop toppling US missiles, in return that he be allowed to do his thing, namely bump off British diplomats and let his guards molest any nubile blondes who trespass on the island.
The meeting, in the Bahamas, was preceded by No visiting the islands' hot nightclubs, and grooving to Dr No's Fantasy aka Twisting with James. 'East, West, mere points of the compass' rapped No. 'Here come the bouncers and they're going to thump us!'
In other news, James Bond has fallen out with his American allies, dubbing Felix Leiter a 'loser' and 'sad' for gatecrashing the discussions. 'He always turns up too late - you can't rely on him!' he lamented.
Dr No has agreed to demilitarise the island, and stop toppling US missiles, in return that he be allowed to do his thing, namely bump off British diplomats and let his guards molest any nubile blondes who trespass on the island.
The meeting, in the Bahamas, was preceded by No visiting the islands' hot nightclubs, and grooving to Dr No's Fantasy aka Twisting with James. 'East, West, mere points of the compass' rapped No. 'Here come the bouncers and they're going to thump us!'
In other news, James Bond has fallen out with his American allies, dubbing Felix Leiter a 'loser' and 'sad' for gatecrashing the discussions. 'He always turns up too late - you can't rely on him!' he lamented.
"This is where we leave you Mr Bond."
Roger Moore 1927-2017
Roger Moore 1927-2017
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