Roger Moore's quips for LTK?

Number24

I understand the book "Quantum of Silliness" offers a chapter on what quips Roger Moore's Bond would have used if he was in LTK. I haven't read the book, but I like the idea. What would Sir Roger have said (while raising his eyebrow, of course)?

superado

On Pam Bouvier’s concealed Beretta:

“Thank goodness that was a pistol!”

On Sanchez’s death:

“You light up my life”

Or,

“Flaming...not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

Bond’s phone call to Leiter in the epilogue:

“Ah, Felix, or should I call you Skip?”

Number24

After Milton Krest's death in the pressure chamber: "You wanted to be Mr Big, didn't you?"

When the first tanker explodes: "Out of petrol?"

When Bond hooks Sanches' plane to the helicopter: "Hang on there!" or "Hook, line and sinker"

During the demonstration of how the heroin is hidden in the petrol: "The world is really getting dependent on petrol".

superado

Moore’s wit can also be contagious to his co-stars; Sanchez on Krest’s demise:

“His huge ego always sucked the oxygen out of the room.”

Sir Hillary Bray

superado wrote:

“Flaming...not that there’s anything wrong with that.”

) ) )

When Dario gets mulched by the cocaine processor: "Sometimes life is a grind."

Number24

Bond after testing the "Felix Leiter" at the wedding: "I'm always looking for a new flame"

Thunderpussy

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Manxman

I reckon Moore's line after Krest's death would have been: "Looks like the pressure got to him."

Number24

Sir Roger would no doubt have raised his eyebrow at the winking fish.

emtiem

Manxman wrote:

I reckon Moore's line after Krest's death would have been: "Looks like the pressure got to him."

That's rather wonderful