AJB live commentary on NSNA

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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,917Chief of Staff
    Shady Tree wrote:
    Barbel wrote:
    Billy J Mitchell as the sub Captain, later the Admiral squeezed by Xenia in GE

    (I like to think it's the same character, just promoted)

    Haha... I'd never noticed that.

    His best part IMHO was in "Top Secret", an underrated movie
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Shady Tree wrote:
    Higgins wrote:
    God, those jetspacks are awful! :D :D :)) :))

    They really are. A poorly realised callback to the TB PTS.

    Not exactly Capt Scarlet either!
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,917Chief of Staff

    Not exactly Capt Scarlet either!

    :)) :)) :))
  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 2,999MI6 Agent
    I think the film really sags here. All the great character-oriented scenes are over with, and the rest is just a bit of badly scored ho-hum action stuff.
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,917Chief of Staff
    We should be racing to the climax here, and.... we're not.
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Oh dear - this is where the film's look and style sags badly compared the House That Eon Built. - the quality of the cave / temple sets.
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  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 2,999MI6 Agent
    Cardboard rocks and sandpaper caverns
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  • HigginsHiggins GermanyPosts: 16,619MI6 Agent
    Those rocks look like i could kick them with my feet and don‘t get hurt :D
    President of the 'Misty Eyes Club'.

    Dalton - the weak and weepy Bond!
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Spectre don't seem to bothered that the Bomb in the States has been recovered?

    Suspending a thermonuclear bomb by a winch cable?!
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  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 2,999MI6 Agent
    The SPECTRE gunmen in sleeveless vests look like Dexys Midnight Runners.
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,917Chief of Staff
    Legrand's underwater music does not even begin to compare with Barry's.
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    The Detonator!! Its a Speak and Spell!
    Though apparently it doesn't go ping. - Pity.
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    I almost expect Harrision Ford wearing a Fedora to pop up and say
    "Dad? What are You doing here?!"
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  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 2,999MI6 Agent
    Largo's death doesn't make much of an impression. Because it's underwater, Brandauer doesn't get the chance to act it properly... so a trick is missed. Apparently Domino spearing Largo underwater goes right back to the original treatment by McClory, Whittingham and Fleming.
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    The music is an insipid retread of Jaws - without the tension.
    Someone really needs to keep an eye on that bomb!
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  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 2,999MI6 Agent
    I got a sense at the end of DAF that Connery's Bond and Tiffany really were going to get hitched... same here with Bond and Domino.
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Shady Tree wrote:
    Largo's death doesn't make much of an impression. Because it's underwater, Brandauer doesn't get the chance to act it properly... so a trick is missed. Apparently Domino spearing Largo underwater goes right back to the original treatment by McClory, Whittingham and Fleming.

    I agree, but the shot of Ms Bassinger with her hair flailed out in the water and the look on her face almost makes up for it.
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,917Chief of Staff
    NSNA vs TB

    Connery isn’t better than Connery

    Brandauer isn’t better than Celi

    Basinger isn’t better than Auger

    Carrera isn’t better than Paluzzi

    Casey is better than van Nutter

    Von Sydow is better than Dawson/Pohlmann

    Fox isn’t bettter than Lee

    Salem isn’t better than Maxwell

    McCowen isn’t better than Llewelyn

    Hall isn't better than Jones

    Kershner isn't better than Young

    and most of all

    Legrand isn’t better than Barry!
  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 2,999MI6 Agent
    edited May 2020
    I remember in 83 feeling excited at having just seen a new Connery Bond film... but also disappointed that it hadn't felt 'the same' and that the climax, in particular, was underwhelming.

    In subsequent repeated viewings on home video, I sometimes started after Shrublands and stopped after Barbara Carrera's exit... but really liked most of what came in between.
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,917Chief of Staff
    I have to admit that I enjoyed NSNA more than I was anticipating, mostly due to the various excellent one-liners.
  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 2,999MI6 Agent
    Gymkata wrote:
    My half hour meeting ended after 2 hours. Just in time for the credits to roll.

    Well, you certainly didn't miss much in the final 20 minutes or so...
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,917Chief of Staff
    Having been through that, it is time for a REAL James Bond movie. Higgins?
  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 2,999MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    NSNA vs TB

    Connery isn’t better than Connery

    Brandauer isn’t better than Celi

    Basinger isn’t better than Auger

    Carrera isn’t better than Paluzzi

    Casey is better than van Nutter

    Von Sydow is better than Dawson/Pohlmann

    Fox isn’t bettter than Lee

    Salem isn’t better than Maxwell

    McCowen isn’t better than Llewelyn

    Hall isn't better than Jones

    Kershner isn't better than Young

    and most of all

    Legrand isn’t better than Barry!

    I like the NSNA Connery as a kind of footnote to the DAF Connery, in the same style; whereas the TB Connery was the GF Connery out for more...

    I think Brandauer gives a far more nuanced interpretation of Largo than Celi/Rietty - but Celi's Largo is iconic.

    Carrera is as good as Paluzzi imho... just in a film that's not as well produced.
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  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    NSNA -

    There are two Bond Films in fields near The Bond Mansion that is the House That Eon Built.
    (Think the SIS Building)

    One is CR-67. It has guard posts, barbed wire, claymores and a large cannon always pointing at it.
    (Think Bates Motel with Bars) - To keep those responsible for its existence IN.
    The residents are all tied down wearing straight jackets and doped to the gills.
    The script is in a vacuum secured vault.

    The other is a small sedate manor house, made of plaster and plastic panels sprayed in fake granite and sand.
    It stands alone, does the job, but looks a bit odd. The residents walk into the walls and each other.
    This is NSNA.

    This film shows that Connery was def not past his prime as Bond. Although he has clearly slowed in pace since Dr No, he still keeps the promises in the action scenes, emotes like mad in scenes with Brandauer Carrerra and Bassinger, and the humour in the M and Q scenes is delightful. And the actors play to those strengths.

    Where it falters - besides the budget is careless errors that EON normally iron out in the script stage. We all see them. Moneypenny is Dippy, the tech has dated frightfully (as has the clothes) and aspects best left in the background are front and centre (the polaris pods) while excellent aspects such as the locations and ticking clock trope are treated in a shopping list approach.

    Perhaps the saddest legacy of the film though, is it shows that no matter how much effort " a competitor" puts into a Bondesque production, if the money and time is not there, it won't hold up. Kevin McClory kept bogging things with repeated attempts to redo the story. How many of us heard the tired "Have you heard the latest?" regarding Warhead 2000.

    Is NSNA a bad Bond film? No not at all. But its saggy parts (Snigger snigger) mean it will always be in that field near The House Of Eon - not beside it as part of the family.


    Can someone make sure that canon is still pointing at CR-67?
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  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 2,999MI6 Agent
    I'd support the earlier suggestion of viewing OP next. It was interesting to view the TB re-make after TB... and it would be interesting again to see OP after its rival, NSNA: OP was the head-to-head movie which trumped it.
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,917Chief of Staff

    Can someone make sure that canon is still pointing at CR-67?

    No way is CR67 canon. For a few fleeting minutes it vaguely resembles Fleming's story, but those minutes are completely outnumbered by farce and non sequiturs. Niven is acceptable as a retired 007, but that's about it. Oh, and the music (while completely not Bondian) is good.

    Edit- Orson Welles would have been a good Le Chiffre in a more serious film
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,917Chief of Staff
    Shady Tree wrote:
    I'd support the earlier suggestion of viewing OP next. It was interesting to view the TB re-make after TB... and it would be interesting again to see OP after its rival, NSNA: OP was the head-to-head movie which trumped it.

    Yes, OP would be a good choice
  • Thunderbird 2Thunderbird 2 East of Cardiff, Wales.Posts: 2,817MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:

    Can someone make sure that canon is still pointing at CR-67?

    No way is CR67 canon. For a few fleeting minutes it vaguely resembles Fleming's story, but those minutes are completely outnumbered by farce and non sequiturs. Niven is acceptable as a retired 007, but that's about it. Oh, and the music (while completely not Bondian) is good.

    Edit- Orson Welles would have been a good Le Chiffre in a more serious film

    No no no - Thats my entire reviews point!
    The canon is a weapon pointing at CR-67. Because it is NOT canon to anything resembling a proper spy film.

    Thunderbird Too - re Octopussy.
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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,917Chief of Staff

    No no no - Thats my entire reviews point!
    The canon is a weapon pointing at CR-67. Because it is NOT canon to anything resembling a proper spy film.

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  • emtiememtiem SurreyPosts: 5,959MI6 Agent
    Barbel wrote:
    NSNA vs TB

    Connery isn’t better than Connery

    Brandauer isn’t better than Celi

    Ooh I'd say he is. Celi doesn't really do anything apart from glower. Brandauer is scary and mad.
    Barbel wrote:
    Basinger isn’t better than Auger

    I think she gets to do more. I'd call that one a draw.
    Barbel wrote:
    Carrera isn’t better than Paluzzi

    No, but they're both great.
    Barbel wrote:
    Casey is better than van Nutter

    Yep.
    Barbel wrote:
    Von Sydow is better than Dawson/Pohlmann

    Only because he gets something to do I guess. Sydow's Blofeld isn't very scary.
    Barbel wrote:
    Fox isn’t bettter than Lee

    Yeah, he goes way OTT. Not sure what the director was thinking.
    Barbel wrote:
    Salem isn’t better than Maxwell

    Maybe, she's great though. Way better than Bliss.
    Barbel wrote:
    McCowen isn’t better than Llewelyn

    Yup.
    Barbel wrote:
    Hall isn't better than Jones

    Who's that?
    Barbel wrote:
    Kershner isn't better than Young

    No, although NSNA isn't quite as boring as TB is.
    Barbel wrote:
    and most of all

    Legrand isn’t better than Barry!

    Absolutely!
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