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  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 38,077Chief of Staff


    There's a saying, YMMV (your mileage may vary) which definitely applies here. This is for those who remember and most of all it's for my friend @Higgins ...


    1999.

    The Higgins household. Higgins is pacing back and forward, never getting too far away from the telephone, while his concerned frau looks on, worriedly.

     

    Frau: Oh sit down, mein Liebling, why don’t you?

    Higgins: Sit down? I can’t sit down!

    Frau: Just relax, mein Schatz, and -

    Higgins: Relax? I cannot relax!

    Frau: Sit and I’ll make you a nice cup of coffee and -

    Higgins: A nice cup of coffee? How can I think of a nice cup of coffee at a time like this?

    Frau: A time like what? Nothing is happening!

    Higgins: That’s exactly it, nothing is happening! That telephone there should be ringing by now!

    Frau: And why should it be ringing?

    Higgins: Because I happen to know that they are shooting the next James Bond film, “Die Welt Ist nicht Genug” right now.

    Frau: „Die Welt Ist nicht Genug“? Foolish sentiment.

    Higgins: Family motto.

    Frau: But why should they call you, Higgins of my heart?

    Higgins: Didn’t you see the last one, “Der Morgen Stirbt Nie”? Did not you see my magnificent performance?

    Frau: Er… your magnificent performance?

    Higgins: I was superb!

    Frau: You mean in your role of “Man In Back Seat of Car”?

    Higgins: Yes, exactly!

    Frau: If you’re wanting to be exact, you played the part of “Man In Back Seat Of Car When Seen In Long Shot”.

    Higgins: I did! And I played it superbly!

    Frau: Nobody could have played it better, I am sure.

    Higgins: (His pacing has become ever more fervent.) Then they must phone me to do it again! Or perhaps even more!

    Frau: Now listen, mein liebster, just listen one moment. Suppose that there is no scene in this next film for a car full of villains to be seen in long shot?

    Higgins: What? You are joking!

    Frau: Maybe, maybe not. Now go put your green trainers away, you’re wearing them out.

     

  • caractacus pottscaractacus potts Orbital communicator, level 10Posts: 4,140MI6 Agent

    higgins is lucky he didnt reprise his role as "man in back of car" for the next film!

    howd he get that gig in the first place? I missed that story

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