James Bond movie titles in the style of Sherlock Holmes

Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,330MI6 Agent

A member of The Other Place suggested changing the Bond movie titles to make them sound like Sherlock Holmes mysteries. In my opinion The Hildebrand Rarity already does.

The member suggested:

DN: James Bond and the man with the steel hands.

TB: A study in water

Can you think of any?

Comments

  • Westward_DriftWestward_Drift Posts: 3,113MI6 Agent
    edited August 2022

    MR (Book): The Adventure of the Misguided Missile

    MR (Film): The Adventure of the Genocidal Orchids

    YOLT (Book): The Adventure of the Poison Garden

    YOLT (Film): The Adventure in the Volcano's Maw

  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 2,998MI6 Agent
    edited August 2022

    The Strange Case Of The Radioactive Rock Samples

    The Strange Affair Of The Lady from The Russian Cryptographic Section

    The Curious Incident Of The Raid On Fort Knox

    The Alarming Affair Of The Bahamian Bomb Snatch

    James Bond And The Volcano Rockets of Japan

    The Adventure of the Count With No Ear Lobes Who Meant What He Said And Did What He Claimed

    The Mystery of The Missing Diamond Smugglers And An Excellent Question That Hung On The Lips Of The World

    Critics and material I don't need. I haven't changed my act in 53 years.
  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,854Chief of Staff

    I'm as much of a Sherlock Holmes fan as I am a James fan and these are hilarious! 😂😂😂😂

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,854Chief of Staff

    The elephant in the room-

    His Last Bow

  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,330MI6 Agent

    🤣🤣🤣

  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,330MI6 Agent

    The alarming affair of the foster brother (SP)

  • Westward_DriftWestward_Drift Posts: 3,113MI6 Agent
    edited August 2022

    😂😂😂

    The first three Roger Moore Bonds:

    The Affair of the Virgin Psychic

    The Curious Case of the Assassin's Dwarf

    The Adventure of the Web-Fingered Billionaire

  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 2,998MI6 Agent

    The Strange Case Of The Tarot Virgin Of Saint Monique

    The Remarkable Affair Of The Solar Panels Of Phuket

    The Misanthtopic Atlantean And The Ship With Odd-Shaped Bows

    The Embarrassing Matter Of The Missing Space Shuttle

    The Perilous Heights of St Cyril's And The Mystery Of The Stainless Steel Delicatessen

    The Monsoon Palace And The Scandal Of The Fake Faberge

    Dr Mortner's Protege And The Mystery Of The Airship At Golden Gate Bridge

    Critics and material I don't need. I haven't changed my act in 53 years.
  • Westward_DriftWestward_Drift Posts: 3,113MI6 Agent

    @Shady Tree puts me to shame. Bravo.

  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,330MI6 Agent
    edited August 2022

    James Bond and the adventure of the airship of doom (AVTAK)

  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 2,998MI6 Agent

    @Number24 Thanks, a fun topic!

    @Westward_Drift We were drafting simultaneously, I think... great stuff!

    @Barbel You've named that elephant, right there!

    Critics and material I don't need. I haven't changed my act in 53 years.
  • Shady TreeShady Tree London, UKPosts: 2,998MI6 Agent
    edited August 2022

    The Bullet-Ridden Case Of The Sniper's Cello

    The Unorthodox Adventure Of A Pet Iguana And The Gifted Lighter

    The Peturbing Affair Of The Cossack With A Golden Eye

    The Mystery of Tomorrow's News Today

    The Misadventure Of The Hostage Who Turned

    The Preposterous Affair Of A Colonel Who Changed His Genes

    Critics and material I don't need. I haven't changed my act in 53 years.
  • Number24Number24 NorwayPosts: 22,330MI6 Agent
    edited August 2022

    I especially liked "The bullet-ridden case of ..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • BarbelBarbel ScotlandPosts: 37,854Chief of Staff

    The Misadventure of the Man Who Should Have Said Never

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